# Quote to me the last lie you told. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 2, 2005, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896 "2005-02-02T01:04:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2005, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/61 "2005-02-03T03:34:46Z")
You, sir, are an ass-hat! ---
**Author:** ![Mirasol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5e925/32.png) [@Mirasol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mirasol)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2005, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/62 "2005-02-03T03:37:46Z")
“I think that went pretty well” ---
**Author:** ![Broken\_Wind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Broken\_Wind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broken_Wind)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2005, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/63 "2005-02-03T03:42:47Z")
> [@Rufus Xavier](#): > > I always lie. Wasn’t this the conundrum that caused the androids to blow a head pipe in the “I, Mudd” episode? My latest lie? I’m not a Trek geek… really I’m not… 😛 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2005, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/64 "2005-02-03T12:43:33Z")
I couldn’t care less. ---
**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2005, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/65 "2005-02-03T14:56:56Z")
Of course I remember your name! After what we shared together, how can you even ask such a thing. And yes, I’ll call you too. ---
**Author:** ![Lucretia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/13edae/32.png) [@Lucretia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucretia)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2005, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/66 "2005-02-03T15:15:01Z")
“I look forward to being part of the team at XXX AFB” ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2005, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/67 "2005-02-03T15:15:26Z")
He was a good man and we’ll miss him. ---
**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2005, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/68 "2005-02-03T15:53:07Z")
I recently pulled a four-fer… “It was no trouble at all. My pleasure. Have a nice day. Hope to see you next time you’re in town.” ---
**Author:** ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2005, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/69 "2005-02-03T15:56:54Z")
“Really? Well they certainly look real.” ---
**Author:** ![Cornelius\_Tuggerson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/13edae/32.png) [@Cornelius\_Tuggerson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cornelius_Tuggerson)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2005, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/70 "2005-02-03T18:50:47Z")
“I’ve never shot anyone without a good reason. Especially not in Reno.” ---
**Author:** ![joazito](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@joazito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joazito)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2005, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/71 "2005-02-03T19:04:07Z")
“Of course I’ve been listening” ---
**Author:** ![Kaitlyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/73ab20/32.png) [@Kaitlyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaitlyn)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2005, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/72 "2005-02-03T19:04:01Z")
I did not post to this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine\_and\_Smiles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Sunshine\_and\_Smiles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine_and_Smiles)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2005, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/73 "2005-02-04T02:00:54Z")
No, its not contagious anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine\_and\_Smiles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Sunshine\_and\_Smiles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine_and_Smiles)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2005, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/74 "2005-02-04T02:08:33Z")
Actually, _I_ wrote the song “Wind Cries Mary.” Yeah, I lie a lot. That was the truth, not another lie. This is getting way too confusing! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896.md?page=3)