# Quote... ...unquote game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 7, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792 "2003-03-07T20:52:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Mr.Excellent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f19dbf/32.png) [@Mr.Excellent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Excellent)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/181 "2003-03-12T06:31:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Happy Lendervedder \* > \*\*FOX." > > "Pardon me, madam, but your poodle is standing on… \*\* “…principles which are no longer applicable in a post-september-11th world.” “Nice shoes. Let’s…” ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/182 "2003-03-12T07:17:34Z")
…tie them." "Sometimes when we touch, the honesty’s… ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/183 "2003-03-12T13:00:29Z")
“…out the window, 'cause frankly I just want to jump your bones and then lose your phone number.” “Stop! In the name of …” ---
**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/184 "2003-03-12T13:55:02Z")
> [@](#): > > “Stop! In the name of …” …Foe Man! Eh? Tin pots?" Well, it’s _almost_ a palindrome. Judge not, lest ye be… ---
**Author:** ![ForgottenLore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5e9695/32.png) [@ForgottenLore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ForgottenLore)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/185 "2003-03-12T14:20:32Z")
“…referred to as ‘Dredd’ by your geeky comic-collecting friends.” “East, drink, and be…” ---
**Author:** ![Black\_Train\_Song](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4da419/32.png) [@Black\_Train\_Song](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Black_Train_Song)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/186 "2003-03-12T15:24:45Z")
…be…gin again but only this time face the west" " The apple doesn’t fall far from…" ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/187 "2003-03-12T15:32:42Z")
“…Amazing Apple-Magnet Man.” “Forgive me, Father, for I have…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/188 "2003-03-12T15:41:49Z")
“…commited no sins this hour.” " ‘Broadway’ is the colloquial name for New York’s famous…" ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/189 "2003-03-12T16:17:36Z")
“… ‘woman of size’ jogging course” “Santa comes but …” ---
**Author:** ![Sunglasses](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5fc32e/32.png) [@Sunglasses](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunglasses)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/190 "2003-03-12T16:19:15Z")
“…Way that is broad.” “Who knows what evil lurks …” ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/191 "2003-03-12T16:21:39Z")
“… under the cushions of a vomit-stained couch you bought at a yard sale for five bucks?” “Oh, Danny Boy, the pipes, the pipes…” ---
**Author:** ![ForgottenLore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5e9695/32.png) [@ForgottenLore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ForgottenLore)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/192 "2003-03-12T17:05:10Z")
“…are frozen, don’t flush that toilet or they’ll burst!” “Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/193 "2003-03-12T17:10:13Z")
“… dirty bondage videos” “For my Birthday I want…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/194 "2003-03-12T17:39:30Z")
“…to be twenty-three again. Or a pony.” “Twelve-score and fifty weeks ago…” ---
**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/195 "2003-03-12T17:54:44Z")
…I hit ‘submit’. Damn hamsters! You say “potato,” I say… ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/196 "2003-03-12T17:58:04Z")
“is apparently the last time you took a bath stinko!” “Little Mary had a lamb…” ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/197 "2003-03-12T17:59:19Z")
I want the onion rings. “Mary had a little lamb…” [sub]this time I got it right[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/198 "2003-03-12T18:15:15Z")
“with pita bread and cucumber sauce.” “When I got home from the racetrack…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/199 "2003-03-12T18:22:18Z")
“… I like to be whipped with a riding crop” “If you keep doing that, you’ll poke …” ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/200 "2003-03-12T18:56:00Z")
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