# Quote... ...unquote game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 7, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792 "2003-03-07T20:52:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![aaaaaarrgg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@aaaaaarrgg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aaaaaarrgg)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/221 "2003-03-13T03:26:26Z")
‘…exhaust pipe, but then your car might explode, so that might not be such a great idea.’ ‘there’s a hero, when you look inside your…’ ---
**Author:** ![Latch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f475e1/32.png) [@Latch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Latch)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/222 "2003-03-13T03:35:31Z")
“… payphone booth.” "Lisa, stop playing that damn… " ---
**Author:** ![Rubystreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Rubystreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rubystreak)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/223 "2003-03-13T05:11:52Z")
saxophone. Maggie’s trying to take a nap." “Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the…” ---
**Author:** ![it\_sjustme](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/da6949/32.png) [@it\_sjustme](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/it_sjustme)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/224 "2003-03-13T06:35:46Z")
“…Giant Ball Of String Of Death. (Sadly, it was not quite as much fun for the cat as the name might imply.)” “You can take the man out of the country, but you…” (PS Thanks for starting this Samarm; it’s been great fun!) ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/225 "2003-03-13T07:18:43Z")
…can’t make him think." “Slow down, you move too fast, You’ve got to make the morning…” ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/226 "2003-03-13T14:05:21Z")
“run to Krispy Kreme.” “Neither a borrower or a…” ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/227 "2003-03-13T14:16:36Z")
“…lender is eligible for this offer, available for a short time only. So call now, 1-800-555-SDMB.” “I feel pretty, oh so …” ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/228 "2003-03-13T14:25:57Z")
“stunning in my new black leather thong.” “Don’t let the sun…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/229 "2003-03-13T16:08:03Z")
“…go down on me or anyone else before we put on “Scorcher” brand SPF 1x10[sup]24[/sup] sun cream. It lubricates _and_ protects!” “Dave…” ---
**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/230 "2003-03-13T17:01:15Z")
“…is right here, man. Hold on, I’ll get him for you.” Slowly I turn…step by step… ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/231 "2003-03-13T17:08:58Z")
careful not to step on any land min…AAAAAARGH! "Charity begins at… ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/232 "2003-03-13T17:10:06Z")
“…into the Suzanne Sommers film festival” “I have often walked down this street before…” ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/233 "2003-03-13T17:18:09Z")
“but I never noticed the four Starbuck’s on the same corner before.” "A fool and his money… ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/234 "2003-03-13T17:35:14Z")
“… runs for president” “Buttery nipples are best …” ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/235 "2003-03-13T17:41:08Z")
“…tweaked with caution.” “I can feel it, I’m the world’s…” ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/236 "2003-03-13T18:04:16Z")
“… most tactically sensitive person. I have nerve endings extending three inches out of my skin!” “Jack Sprat could eat no…” ---
**Author:** ![nogginhead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5e9695/32.png) [@nogginhead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nogginhead)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/237 "2003-03-13T18:52:17Z")
…carbohydrates on the Atkins diet." “You ain’t a beauty but…” ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/238 "2003-03-13T18:54:59Z")
“ya wouldn’t scare a dog off a meat wagon either.” “Those who can…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/239 "2003-03-13T18:55:09Z")
“…oh hell. I give up with this ‘political correctness’ crap. You _are_ a beauty, the most beautiful I’ve ever seen.” “Will you…” ---
**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/240 "2003-03-13T19:03:09Z")
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