# Quote... ...unquote game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 7, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792 "2003-03-07T20:52:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Someone\_Else\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/919ad9/32.png) [@Someone\_Else\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Someone_Else_1)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/261 "2003-03-13T21:50:56Z")
“Blow your boyfriend” “I heard that she was there…” ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/262 "2003-03-13T22:03:43Z")
“… But when I called, her friend said she wasn’t around. Weird, though; I could have sworn I heard her giggling in the background.” “A kiss on the hand may be quite…” ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/263 "2003-03-13T22:21:48Z")
“…sloppy, especially if there’s a St. Bernard involved.” “What a piece of work is a …” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/264 "2003-03-13T22:24:43Z")
“…continental, but a Hitachi vibrator is a girls best friend” “Alas poor Yorick, I knew …” ---
**Author:** ![Sidewinder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@Sidewinder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sidewinder)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/265 "2003-03-13T22:46:44Z")
my password, but now I must bug you at the Help Desk once again." “Peace sells, but…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/266 "2003-03-13T22:53:14Z")
“… war makes the better movie” “The Lord is my shepard, I shall not …” ---
**Author:** ![Broodha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@Broodha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broodha)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/267 "2003-03-13T23:56:29Z")
“…stray from the flock.” “All right–stop! Collaborate and…” ---
**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/268 "2003-03-14T00:13:42Z")
“…Slay the dragon”. "…STOP! Hamma time!.." ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/269 "2003-03-14T00:26:12Z")
“… before time hammers you” “Jane knelt before her new master, she took hold of his trouser’s fly with her scarlet lips, tugged the zip gently open, and out flopped …” ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/270 "2003-03-14T00:56:27Z")
“Sam Gamgee.” “It isn’t the heat, it’s the…” ---
**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/271 "2003-03-14T01:03:42Z")
“…long armed and legged albino monkey crosspecies mix that’s always pissing on your leg…” " A mullato, my libido…" ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/272 "2003-03-14T01:23:21Z")
“… hasn’t been controlled, all I’ve come to trust, is that orgasmic rush of lust” “Jane moaned quietly in her rapture …” ---
**Author:** ![Sidewinder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@Sidewinder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sidewinder)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/273 "2003-03-14T02:36:45Z")
“…thus fulfilling the prophetic bumper sticker on her car, which said ‘In case of rapture, this car will be unoccupied.’” “Did you see the size of that…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/274 "2003-03-14T03:51:43Z")
“…chicken, Private Sanders?” Private Sanders was ultimately to base his whole army career on the chicken, and retire as a full Colonel, after leading the third (and successful) Expeditionary Force against it. “My name is Benny. Benny Hana…” ---
**Author:** ![it\_sjustme](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/da6949/32.png) [@it\_sjustme](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/it_sjustme)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/275 "2003-03-14T06:32:44Z")
“…Jacob-Jingle-Heimer-Schmit.” “Hello darkness my old friend, I’ve come to…” ---
**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/276 "2003-03-14T13:25:15Z")
…settle the score," cackled Daylight menacingly. Darkness backed away from his nemesis, mindful of the gun Daylight had pointed at him. _If he could just edge over towards the breadknife, still on the counter!_ I want to rock and roll all night… ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/277 "2003-03-14T13:30:23Z")
and heave my guts out every morning after partying all night. Never open your front door without… ---
**Author:** ![Jammers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a183cd/32.png) [@Jammers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jammers)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/278 "2003-03-14T13:32:53Z")
…putting on your pants. Her name was lola… ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/279 "2003-03-14T14:41:03Z")
"…CocaCola.\*\* “It’s been a long day’s night, and I’ve been…” ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/280 "2003-03-14T14:55:43Z")
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