# Quote... ...unquote game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 7, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792 "2003-03-07T20:52:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/301 "2003-03-15T06:08:06Z")
“…‘For which _a_ is the expression _x[sup]a[/sup] + y[sup]a[/sup] = z[sup]a[/sup]_ true?’ ?” “Many many moons ago…” ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/302 "2003-03-15T06:28:13Z")
“did they finally get tired of looking at my butt?” “The think about sauerkraut…” ---
**Author:** ![blue\_poop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@blue\_poop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blue_poop)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/303 "2003-03-15T16:59:05Z")
…IS IT’S PICKLED! I mean how gross s that!" "Who would have thought… ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/304 "2003-03-15T19:20:08Z")
“…‘that, in the last years of the nineteenth centry, that Earth was being watched from afar, that vast dispassionate intelligences were studying the inhabitants of our globe as we study the myriad animalcules that swarm and multiply in a drop of water?’ _I_ certainly didn’t…” “Four out of five dentists agree that…” ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/305 "2003-03-15T19:26:50Z")
“general anesthesia rocks!” “What 'm thankful for…” ---
**Author:** ![Kaoru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e99b99/32.png) [@Kaoru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaoru)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/306 "2003-03-15T22:41:20Z")
“…is too complicated and mind shattering for you to comprehend.” “There’s nothing better than a catgirl and…” ---
**Author:** ![Luna\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c57346/32.png) [@Luna\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luna_Child)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/307 "2003-03-15T22:44:20Z")
…peanut butter. Two great tastes that taste great together!" "All the world’s a stage… ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/308 "2003-03-15T23:32:10Z")
“so if you think about it, we’re really all like those annoying ‘theatre people’ from high school.” “I took out a pair of scissors…” ---
**Author:** ![NoNameForMoi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e47774/32.png) [@NoNameForMoi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NoNameForMoi)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/309 "2003-03-15T23:32:21Z")
“… and I don’t get to participate because I am only an understudy.” “I really do have a lot of work to do, but…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/310 "2003-03-16T03:18:52Z")
“…the SDMB is _sooo_ tempting…” “Climate is what we expect; weather is what we…” ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/311 "2003-03-16T04:59:00Z")
“…receive as punishment from the angry gods. I’m telling you, Skipper-we have to go to the volcano and sacrifice either Ginger or Mary Anne. Only then will we be able to get off this damned island.” “There were ten little bunnies lying in a bed, and the baby one said…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/312 "2003-03-16T06:34:08Z")
" ‘Mama , do we _really_ get to eat a human tomorrow?’ Mama bunny replied, ‘Yes, of course, little one, because we’re [Devilbunnies](http://www.devilbunnies.org/), and they’re just big bald apes, and it’s only right and proper that they are our cattle. Now finish eating your monkey-toe and go to sleep.’ " “George W Bush, Saddam Hussein, Kim Jong-Il, Tony Blair, Jacques Chirac, and Yahoo Serious enter a bar. The barman takes one look at them and says…” ---
**Author:** ![Luna\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c57346/32.png) [@Luna\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luna_Child)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/313 "2003-03-16T17:59:38Z")
“…wait, is this some kind of a joke?” Twas brillig and the slith toves… ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/314 "2003-03-17T00:35:13Z")
“…regretted not packing their _Y_s in their pick-i-nick baskets as they headed out to rendezvous with The Bear.” “Regrests, I’ve had a few…” ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/315 "2003-03-17T00:40:29Z")
“…especially not taking those twins up on their erotic offer last night!” “When I was a little bitty baby my momma used to…” ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/316 "2003-03-17T02:15:07Z")
“…threaten to sell me to the gypsies and buy a bottle of cheap Tokay with the profit if I wouldn’t learn to use the potty.” “Moving silently through the darkness, the elite team of Navy Seals drew close to the frieghter at its mooring when suddenly they heard…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/317 "2003-03-17T02:39:43Z")
“…‘Bilbo! Billlbo Baggins! The bravest little hobbit of them all!’ They wasted no time in setting the explosive charges.” “I has been said that only one person out of every 500 has an IQ of 140 or greater. What this _really_ means is…” ---
**Author:** ![rainyday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/90ced4/32.png) [@rainyday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rainyday)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/318 "2003-03-17T02:44:19Z")
“…That it is about time for the penguins to begin their takeover of human society…” “If I only had an hour left to live…” ---
**Author:** ![Kaoru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e99b99/32.png) [@Kaoru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaoru)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/319 "2003-03-17T02:58:12Z")
“…I’d sit calmly for about 55 minutes, then run down the middle of New York screaming. Talk about going out in style.” “The Golden Rule is…” ---
**Author:** ![Kaoru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e99b99/32.png) [@Kaoru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaoru)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/320 "2003-03-17T03:00:35Z")
ack screwed that up and it won’t let me edit, here we go again “…I’d sit calmly for about 55 minutes, then run shouting through the middle of New York naked. Talk about going out in style.” “The Golden Rule is…” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792.md?page=15) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792.md?page=17)