# Quote... ...unquote game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 7, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792 "2003-03-07T20:52:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/321 "2003-03-17T03:15:03Z")
“…those who have the gold leave deep footprints.” " 'Triangulum/ triangulate/ I will not bum/ Like a cheapskate/ But rather I’ll/ Work hard and earn/ Stars in my file/ And when my turn/ Comes round for pay/ I’ll proudly queue/ Praising the day/ And my boss too.’ The above annoying poem was instrumental in triggering the Revold of 1847, when hordes of unemployed shoemakers…" ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/322 "2003-03-17T03:19:48Z")
“went on strike.” “My aunt made me cookies so…” ---
**Author:** ![Kaoru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e99b99/32.png) [@Kaoru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaoru)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/323 "2003-03-17T03:32:16Z")
“…mmm cookies…what was I saying again?” “My quest is…” ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/324 "2003-03-17T03:35:44Z")
“…we seek the Holy George Foreman Grill. No, hang on… AAAARRGH!” “Baby, you make me feel like taking my clothes off when you…” ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/325 "2003-03-17T03:39:00Z")
“set me on fire.” “I swing from a vine…” ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/326 "2003-03-17T04:17:15Z")
“…I’m glad that you’re mine, you’ve got a cute behind, and you don’t smell like swine. Love, Tarzan” “Louis and the rest of the prisoners had been crawling through the tunnel for what seemed like hours. As they emerged into the cool night air, they were greeted by…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/327 "2003-03-17T05:33:53Z")
“…several dozen emaciated programmers bearing an effigy of Bill Gates.” “Fee Fi Fo Fum! I smell the blood of an…” ---
**Author:** ![nittanylion119](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b38774/32.png) [@nittanylion119](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nittanylion119)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/328 "2003-03-17T07:04:34Z")
“…ancient bum.” “I’ve fallen and I…” ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/329 "2003-03-17T07:26:54Z")
“…accidentally got this here action figure up my ass.” “Where there’s smoke…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/330 "2003-03-17T07:49:11Z")
“…there’s ire.” “Sleep…” ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/331 "2003-03-17T07:57:17Z")
“…at the Regal Inn, rates as low as $9.99 an hour!!” “If you can’t beat 'em…” ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/332 "2003-03-17T10:59:12Z")
“…then whisk them and drop em in a pan of hot oil.” “At my funeral I plan to suprise everybody by jumping up and shouting…” ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/333 "2003-03-17T13:43:16Z")
“why don’t they put more padding in these caskets! It’s damn uncomfortable lying in here.” “Don’t make me come in there…” ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/334 "2003-03-17T14:07:22Z")
“and lubricate your toes.” “Help! They glued my…” ---
**Author:** ![nogginhead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5e9695/32.png) [@nogginhead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nogginhead)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/335 "2003-03-17T14:55:05Z")
lipth together. The difference between a conservative and a liberal is… ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/336 "2003-03-17T15:03:03Z")
they both get on my nerves, but in a different way. Caution: product may contain… ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/337 "2003-03-17T15:14:25Z")
“… hellfire, death, demons, and pestilence. Do not microwave.” “It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel…” ---
**Author:** ![nogginhead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5e9695/32.png) [@nogginhead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nogginhead)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/338 "2003-03-17T15:15:43Z")
like a beer. Everything tastes better when it sits… ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/339 "2003-03-17T15:27:48Z")
…upon the face of someone you love. "Don’t listen to negative… ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/340 "2003-03-17T15:58:38Z")
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