# Quote... ...unquote game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 7, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792 "2003-03-07T20:52:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/341 "2003-03-17T16:36:17Z")
“… of Carrot Top’s hair, can be found entire indigenous species of lice” “Would you like one lump, or two, with your …” ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/342 "2003-03-17T16:54:21Z")
can of Whoop Ass?" "How important is rest… ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/343 "2003-03-17T17:03:11Z")
…room etiquette. For the answer to that and other bathroom issues, please contact **lieu** the “ask the bathroom” guy. You should drink at least eight glasses of… ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/344 "2003-03-17T17:22:03Z")
alcohol before attempting to seduce a woman." - Frat Boys Guide to Dating "Methinks that the moment my legs begin… ---
**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/345 "2003-03-17T17:34:31Z")
…to caper about on their own with violent abandon, I hast developed the affliction known as “Mirthful Feet” Where there’s a whip… ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/346 "2003-03-17T18:17:34Z")
“…There’s a Cool.” “Yummy, yummy, yummy, I’ve got love in my…” ---
**Author:** ![nogginhead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5e9695/32.png) [@nogginhead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nogginhead)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/347 "2003-03-17T18:20:28Z")
blender. I better drink up quick before the cops get here. We’re going on an adventure, we’re going on a trip… ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/348 "2003-03-17T18:27:34Z")
“so grab a flashlight and bite your lip.” “I once saw a man with…” ---
**Author:** ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/349 "2003-03-17T19:06:09Z")
“…my eyes. It’s amazing how those things work.” “This land is your land, this land is…” ---
**Author:** ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/350 "2003-03-17T19:22:25Z")
“…my eyes. It’s amazing how those things work.” “This land is your land, this land is…” ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/351 "2003-03-17T19:51:59Z")
“… signs, signs, everywhere a sign.” “When in Rome, do as…” ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/352 "2003-03-17T20:05:33Z")
“the emporer says or be eaten by lions.” “It was a dark and stormy night…” ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/353 "2003-03-17T20:06:13Z")
“… much fiddling as you want, just make sure you’ve got a fire extinguisher handy.” “… Yes, Virginia, there is a…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/354 "2003-03-17T20:59:13Z")
“… a bear living in the swamp, and if you aren’t careful he will Xpost you” “A life without love, that’s …” ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/355 "2003-03-17T21:30:07Z")
“autobiographical _sigh_” "Like sand through the hourglass… ---
**Author:** ![nogginhead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5e9695/32.png) [@nogginhead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nogginhead)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/356 "2003-03-17T21:40:41Z")
…so pass the grains of sand through this little glass doohicky. In an old house in Paris that was covered in vines… ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/357 "2003-03-17T21:56:26Z")
“…was born Marcel Marceau, king of mimes.” “The Triton marine engine is capable of…” ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/358 "2003-03-17T22:18:25Z")
“abstract reasoning.” “A long day’s journey into…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/359 "2003-03-17T23:27:08Z")
“… God’s colon, until we found a prostate, confirming once and for all God is a He” “It’s been a hard day’s night and I’ve been …” ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/360 "2003-03-18T00:00:33Z")
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