# Quote... ...unquote game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 7, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792 "2003-03-07T20:52:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Roadwalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@Roadwalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roadwalker)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/21 "2003-03-08T00:14:42Z")
“…finally came out of my trailer and saw the light of day for the first time in 18 months and asked my Uncle (your dad)?” “If I were a rich man…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/22 "2003-03-08T00:20:19Z")
“…I’d be my cousin Richard, and be typing upside-down with an Australian accent.” “Too many cooks spoil…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/23 "2003-03-08T00:22:47Z")
“… mid day telivision” “Just take all your clothes off and …” ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/24 "2003-03-08T00:29:47Z")
“…saunter. That’s right, I said, ‘saunter’. I want to see some serious sauntering.” “And remember, never, ever, ever, ever, ever, push that…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/25 "2003-03-08T00:41:12Z")
“… pause/break key on your keyboard” “Of course if you were an elf you could …” ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/26 "2003-03-08T00:42:17Z")
“…look up women’s dresses and no one would know…” Hey! Stop playing with that! You’re going to put…" ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/27 "2003-03-08T00:45:10Z")
“…the professionals to shame!” “Ain’t no mountain high, ain’t no valley low…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/28 "2003-03-08T00:50:26Z")
“… is how I failed my geography exam” "The only good use for spam is … " ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/29 "2003-03-08T00:50:33Z")
“…because I’m travelling through the Netherlands” “My mother always told me I’d go blind if I…” ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/30 "2003-03-08T00:52:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by samarm \* > \*\*“My mother always told me I’d go blind if I…” \*\* “…plucked my eyes out with her good tongs.” “To be or not to be, that is…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/31 "2003-03-08T00:53:31Z")
“… jab myself with a fork” “My best friend is a …” ---
**Author:** ![bibliophile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@bibliophile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophile)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/32 "2003-03-08T01:33:10Z")
blow up doll stored under the bed." "Don’t make me pull this car over or… ---
**Author:** ![Yumblie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/76d3ee/32.png) [@Yumblie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yumblie)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/33 "2003-03-08T02:12:44Z")
“…we’ll go right over the edge of this bridge.” “This town ain’t big enough for…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/34 "2003-03-08T02:15:26Z")
“… me and my monkey ?” “I used to go out with a girl who looked like …” ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/35 "2003-03-08T02:18:47Z")
“…she’d been whacked in the face with a George Foreman grill.” “How many roads must a man walk down…” ---
**Author:** ![BuckleberryFerry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BuckleberryFerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckleberryFerry)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/36 "2003-03-08T02:25:53Z")
“before he sideswipes the chicken?” “If it weren’t for my horse…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/37 "2003-03-08T02:32:02Z")
“… I’d never get laid” “The best thing since sliced bread is …” ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/38 "2003-03-08T02:39:26Z")
“…dehydrated water.” “If you can’t beat 'em…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/39 "2003-03-08T02:42:59Z")
“… the eggs are hard boiled” “If I said you had a beutiful body, would you …” ---
**Author:** ![FranticMad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c68b51/32.png) [@FranticMad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FranticMad)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/40 "2003-03-08T03:33:31Z")
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