# Quote... ...unquote game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 7, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792 "2003-03-07T20:52:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 22
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/421 "2003-03-21T21:04:51Z")
“… you Only half as snotty :today, your spandex has come back from the cleaners, and your shield has been repainted” “Silly rabbit, Trix is for …” ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2003, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/422 "2003-03-22T01:18:33Z")
“…them workin’ girls to turn! Who ever heard of a rabbit ho?” “Now is the time for all good men to…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2003, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/423 "2003-03-22T01:23:04Z")
“… stop sodamizing, **His4Ever** doesn’t think God approves” “Silent Night, Holy Night, …” ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2003, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/424 "2003-03-22T02:50:16Z")
“that’s a nice song, but can’t you guys just sing ‘For He’s a Jolly Good Fellow’?” -Jesus, to His Apostles “I volunteered to be in the dunk tank at the carnival, not knowing…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2003, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/425 "2003-03-22T03:45:26Z")
“…that it was actually a vat of helium-laced astringent, which is why I’m typing this in such a high and squeaky voice.” “Onward, onward, onward rode the three hundred…” ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2003, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/426 "2003-03-22T06:53:30Z")
"…cowboys, until they came upon a toll booth. “Now somebody’s gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes!” “Oh the drums go bang and the cymbals clang and the horns they blaze away…” ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2003, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/427 "2003-03-22T17:19:59Z")
“as the annual Car Thief Appreciation Day Parade gets underway.” “We have the best pastries and…” ---
**Author:** ![it\_sjustme](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/da6949/32.png) [@it\_sjustme](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/it_sjustme)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2003, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/428 "2003-03-23T07:32:16Z")
“…the girls put them on their breasts and spin them. What? They’re supposed to put _pasties_ on their breasts and spin them? No wonder we don’t have many repeat customers!” “All day, all night Maryanne. Down by the seaside…” ---
**Author:** ![blue\_poop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@blue\_poop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blue_poop)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2003, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/429 "2003-03-23T09:04:44Z")
… men go shopping for ladies, you should know that!" "I remember back in 1915 we had to… ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2003, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/430 "2003-03-23T15:55:11Z")
“…walk to the internet cafe, through snow for 12 miles. It was uphill all the way, some of us got frostbite, and we had to bring our own hamsters, and WE LIKED IT!” “Darn kids these days.” “The fellow atop his tractor in the reflecting pool is yet another sign of…” ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2003, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/431 "2003-03-23T18:55:42Z")
“The New Zodiac.” “This family is new to the neigborhood, and if you wouldn’t mind…” ---
**Author:** ![blue\_poop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@blue\_poop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blue_poop)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2003, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/432 "2003-03-23T20:54:46Z")
…wearing clothes for next few weeks, you know just until they’ve settled into the neighbourhood" "Who the hell left that… ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/433 "2003-03-24T01:04:30Z")
“…trebuchet in the cocked position? The kids might launch the dog into the next County!” “Imagine Cecil’s surprise when out of his Birthday cake popped…” ---
**Author:** ![BuckleberryFerry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BuckleberryFerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckleberryFerry)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/434 "2003-03-24T01:18:22Z")
**danceswithcats**!" “Waitaminute…so all this time it was really…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/435 "2003-03-24T02:04:31Z")
“…_William Shatner_ who was leading the Coalition?” “If you go down to the woods today…” ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/436 "2003-03-24T02:31:00Z")
“to try to sell dance lessons to that old hermit who lives alone in the cottage, be sure to tell him he still owes me for the aluminum siding I sold him last November.” “For those about to rock…” ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/437 "2003-03-24T02:34:39Z")
“Go to the bathroom now, we won’t have time later.” “Standing on the dock at Southampton…” ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/438 "2003-03-24T03:02:08Z")
“…we threw rocks at seagulls.” “Yea though I walk through the valley…” ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/439 "2003-03-24T04:42:58Z")
“of the shadow of hunger, I will fear no cheesecake as it is my diet who shall save me.” “Let me see that sexy body…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/440 "2003-03-24T05:00:20Z")
“…because, right now, it’s invisible and blocking the view.” “To remove the outer housing of the DaveCo L-717 thrustor pump, remove the screws in listed order, as detailed in Figure 15. Remove the cover by gently…” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792.md?page=21) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792.md?page=23)