# Quote... ...unquote game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 7, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792 "2003-03-07T20:52:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 23
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/441 "2003-03-24T15:46:19Z")
“… flexing the nipple clamps. Rub lubricating oil into the pump head, insure the pump is fully errect and … mmmnnn what was I talking about?” “The best things in life are …” ---
**Author:** ![blue\_poop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@blue\_poop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blue_poop)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/442 "2003-03-24T17:39:05Z")
…cylinder shaped and covered in hair. You know I was talking about a hair brush right…?" "Why is it everytime I leave my underwear hanging on the line… ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/443 "2003-03-24T18:43:49Z")
“… it starts to rain, and then the chainmail rusts.” “The main cause of premature ejaculation in America these days is …” ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/444 "2003-03-24T19:41:24Z")
“… sexual arousal.” “How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/445 "2003-03-24T19:46:11Z")
“… it wasn’t nailed to the side of a barn” “The quickest way to lose weight is …” ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/446 "2003-03-24T20:08:53Z")
…To put it in a Safe Place (“I’m sure I’ll remember where I put it!”) Little Miss Muffet sat on a …" ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/447 "2003-03-24T21:09:45Z")
… Little Miss Muffet butt." “Came in the front door, heard the…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/448 "2003-03-24T21:16:37Z")
“… back door slam. Darn I hate it when the air pressure differential makes that happen” “To avoid skid marks on your underwear …” ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/449 "2003-03-24T23:11:23Z")
“wipe till the toilet paper comes back clean.” “And the winner of the Biggest Douche Of The Universe pageant is…” ---
**Author:** ![Danimal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Danimal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danimal)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/450 "2003-03-24T23:15:20Z")
“…unable to attend because of her prior engagement as a human shield in Iraq.” “Hail, Caesar! We who are about to…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2003, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/451 "2003-03-25T01:48:50Z")
“… have an orgy were wondering if you would like to join us. We have a dozen new slave Girls fresh in from Brittania who need to be broken in” “When I look in the mirror …” ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2003, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/452 "2003-03-25T02:08:26Z")
“while shaving, I tend not to get mocked by my boss as much, which is good seeing as I’m the Queen’s butler.” “Advertisements for Zoloft, the Pill, and Viagra…” ---
**Author:** ![rainyday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/90ced4/32.png) [@rainyday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rainyday)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2003, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/453 "2003-03-25T02:15:12Z")
“…are common in American schools” “Sir, would you care to…” ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2003, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/454 "2003-03-25T02:26:56Z")
“quit playing Twister with the President? He has a lot of work to do.” “If you spill your coffee…” ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2003, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/455 "2003-03-25T03:32:11Z")
“on your monitor don’t panic, simply throw it out the window.” “I remember you, you rememeber me, we both know…” ---
**Author:** ![Danimal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Danimal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danimal)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2003, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/456 "2003-03-25T05:38:04Z")
“…rather more about Imperial Snow Walkers than we really want to.” “Hey, babe, you want to come over to my place and…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2003, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/457 "2003-03-25T06:24:53Z")
“…reinstall Windows?” "Loreen looked hungrily at the photograph of Clyde on the table. It would be another week before he got back from the rig offshore. She moaned and shifted herself restlessly on the couch. It was so hot. The cicadas buzzed steadily outside the trailer. Suddenly the door burst open. With maniacal grins, in marched…" ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2003, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/458 "2003-03-25T13:16:44Z")
“a troop of Oompah Loompahs to tend to her every desire.” “Cover my back, I’m going…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2003, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/459 "2003-03-25T16:28:33Z")
“… into Castro to buy cheesecake” “I’m just a poor boy from a poor family, spare me my life from this monstrosity, Easy come, easy go, will you let me …” ---
**Author:** ![blue\_poop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@blue\_poop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blue_poop)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2003, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/460 "2003-03-25T17:16:19Z")
…take your Merc for a spin round the block?" "I’ve ran out of lube, I guess i’ll just have to… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792.md?page=22) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792.md?page=24)