# Quote... ...unquote game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 7, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792 "2003-03-07T20:52:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 24
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2003, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/461 "2003-03-25T20:46:52Z")
“improvise and use the Goober Grape Jelly.” “Next week on Fox, a new reality series debuts. Watch as 50 men and women…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2003, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/462 "2003-03-25T21:32:39Z")
“… are dumped naked in the middle of the Himilayas. See how they survive with no food water identification or money. Who will be the canibals and who will be lunch?” “The worst injury in last month’s naked Olympics was …” ---
**Author:** ![Danimal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Danimal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danimal)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2003, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/463 "2003-03-25T23:57:38Z")
“…to the national pride of Guatemala.” “Before **Danimal** was banned for…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/464 "2003-03-26T00:23:28Z")
“… feltching the wrong goat!, it was generally believed that all goat feltching was permitted” “People in glass houses shouldn’t …” ---
**Author:** ![siberia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/siberia/32/9129_2.png) [@siberia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/siberia)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/465 "2003-03-26T00:37:49Z")
“…operate jackhammers.” “You can take the girl out of the country, but…” ---
**Author:** ![Danimal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Danimal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danimal)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/466 "2003-03-26T00:53:04Z")
“…she would rather you took her on the couch right here and now.” “Never in the field of human conflict have so many…” ---
**Author:** ![siberia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/siberia/32/9129_2.png) [@siberia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/siberia)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/467 "2003-03-26T00:57:37Z")
“…said and done so many stupid things.” “I regret that I have but one life…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/468 "2003-03-26T01:37:25Z")
“… long ambition, to pogo stick accross America wearing only chainmail underwear” “The hills are alive…” ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/469 "2003-03-26T02:26:44Z")
…RUN!" “We’ll be right back, after this word from our…” ---
**Author:** ![Danimal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Danimal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danimal)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/470 "2003-03-26T03:23:57Z")
“…parole officer.” “England expects that every man shall…” ---
**Author:** ![rainyday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/90ced4/32.png) [@rainyday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rainyday)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/471 "2003-03-26T03:31:59Z")
“… well… they expect that… oh just forget it, damn the man!” “Fish gotta swim and…” ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/472 "2003-03-26T03:39:12Z")
“refrain from laughing at auctions.” “Quitting smoking now greatly reduces…” ---
**Author:** ![Danimal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Danimal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danimal)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/473 "2003-03-26T04:10:32Z")
“…the profits of Philip Morris, thus throwing thousands out of work and sparking a new recession. Die of lung cancer, it’s your patriotic duty.” “Ever since you became my husband…” ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/474 "2003-03-26T04:17:05Z")
“I’ve considered myself nothing less than a married woman.” “The cool thing about bumber cars…” ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/475 "2003-03-26T04:19:59Z")
“I’ve had an uncontrollable desire for large eggplants.” “Everybody, move your feet and feel…” ---
**Author:** ![Danimal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Danimal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danimal)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/476 "2003-03-26T04:41:23Z")
“…the bullets snap by your head. Move your feet faster, the 3rd Division’s catching up!” “Oh, say can you see, by the dawn’s early light…” ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/477 "2003-03-26T13:23:25Z")
“…that you forget to turn on your alarm clock last night and you’re going to be late for work.” “I see a bad moon rising…” ---
**Author:** ![blue\_poop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@blue\_poop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blue_poop)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/478 "2003-03-26T16:33:20Z")
… so lets cuff the dirty \*\*\*\*\*\*\* and hall his ass in jail!" "I’m gonna sit on your knee, shove mustard up your nose and make you… ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/479 "2003-03-26T17:44:40Z")
“… sneeze all over me. Then you’ll have to lick me clean, you naught boy.” “Sticks and stones will break my bones, but …” ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/480 "2003-03-26T17:56:42Z")
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