# Quote... ...unquote game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 7, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792 "2003-03-07T20:52:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 25
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/481 "2003-03-26T18:29:01Z")
… in my pants if we don’t find a restroom soon." “Tis better to have loved and flossed than…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/482 "2003-03-26T19:53:38Z")
“… to have dumped and flushed” “George Michael’s biggest release was …” ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/483 "2003-03-26T22:55:24Z")
“in the bathroom stall.” “There’s nothing better than falling in love, except maybe…” ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/484 "2003-03-26T23:06:09Z")
“getting the clue right on Jeopardy! when none of the contestants have it.” “The thing I like most about Dick Cheney…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/485 "2003-03-26T23:25:58Z")
“… is his cute little smile whenever he is wearing his George Bush butt plug.” “Before putting on underpants allways check for …” ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/486 "2003-03-27T00:40:01Z")
“streaks and spots – wipe wipe wipe wipe!” “Because excessive drying of the skin may occur, start with one…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/487 "2003-03-27T01:16:57Z")
“… of your most masochistic slaves, heat the brand till white hot and place firmly against the slave left buttock for between 3 and 5 seconds, quickly remove the brand, and douse the wound with spirit alcohol.” “Discipline is maintained in the modern army by means of …” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/488 "2003-03-27T02:38:28Z")
“…educational cartoons.” “In 1852, Europe was at a crossroads. On the one hand, the popular rebellions of the previous 15 years had shown that significant discontent remained. On the other…” ---
**Author:** ![Danimal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Danimal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danimal)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/489 "2003-03-27T03:07:22Z")
“…hand, the discontent stemmed largely from the shortage of high-quality syndicated columns, which the coronation of King Cecil was expected to alleviate.” “Having learned from the grisly example of **Danimal** , **Bippy the Beardless** feltched only the correct goat, resulting in…” ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/490 "2003-03-27T03:09:29Z")
…a knighthood from the benevolent aforementioned King Cecil," “Hi. This is Jim Rockford, I can’t come…” ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/491 "2003-03-27T04:16:51Z")
“to your party this Friday. Mostly because you didn’t invite me, but there are a few other reasons.” “The American Revolution…” ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/492 "2003-03-27T04:19:56Z")
“began when the president’s hummers became known publicly.” “The first step in giving a sensual massage is to get some oil and…” ---
**Author:** ![Danimal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Danimal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danimal)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/493 "2003-03-27T04:41:55Z")
“…apply it liberally to the goat’s back.” “To choose one’s victim, to prepare one’s plans minutely, to slake an implacable vengeance and then…” ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/494 "2003-03-27T05:01:38Z")
“have it all fall apart when your intended victim does not answer when you mumble ‘Sphincter says what?’” “Those hippies over there…” ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/495 "2003-03-27T05:06:11Z")
“look like an acid trip gone wrong.” “Next time I hear those wicked words I’m gonna…” ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/496 "2003-03-27T05:46:11Z")
“ask the contestant whether he knows the risk he’s taking in making it a ‘True Daily Double.’” “Her husband arrived home just as she…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/497 "2003-03-27T06:43:19Z")
“…initialised the disk-recovery routine. Because of the noise of the turbines, she didn’t hear the car door slam, and she had actually picked up the goat, the oil, _and_ the salad tongs when the living-room door abruptly opened.” “Peppermint patties are the One True Way to…” ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/498 "2003-03-27T13:25:16Z")
“make hell freeze over.” “In a city where beef dealers and porterhouse pushers roam free, two of Jersey’s finest fight for…” ---
**Author:** ![pierre72](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b2d939/32.png) [@pierre72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pierre72)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/499 "2003-03-27T13:37:40Z")
“…the right to party” “Call me Ishmael…” ---
**Author:** ![Danimal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Danimal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danimal)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/500 "2003-03-27T13:41:26Z")
“…the mayoralty, a contest finally won by **Bippy the Beardless** , who took 97% of the goat vote.” “Not to be intrusive, my darling, but just what is that…” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792.md?page=24) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792.md?page=26)