# Quote... ...unquote game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 7, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792 "2003-03-07T20:52:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 26
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/501 "2003-03-27T14:22:41Z")
**pierre72** : “…because I’ve never wanted anything different. Except a holiday in Cancun with two Swedes, a vacuum cleaner, and a case of Vancouver Island marmots.” **Danimal** : “…doing in my drink?” “Hey! Anyone seen my…” ---
**Author:** ![pierre72](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b2d939/32.png) [@pierre72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pierre72)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/502 "2003-03-27T15:04:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sunspace \* > \*\* > > “Hey! Anyone seen my…” \*\* "…ami? Oh you have? Is it warm this time of year? “So long, and thanks for all the …” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/503 "2003-03-27T15:48:24Z")
“… goats” said Sir Bippy the Beardless. “Sometimes, the hardes thing to say is …” ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/504 "2003-03-27T15:58:48Z")
“I love the way you toes glisten in the sand.” “When in doubt, pick…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/505 "2003-03-27T16:04:57Z")
“…axes are a great way to deflect loss of faith in an argument.” “Solar power as emerged as an important…” ---
**Author:** ![pierre72](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b2d939/32.png) [@pierre72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pierre72)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/506 "2003-03-27T16:05:25Z")
“…on somebody much smaller than yourself” “Luke… I am your…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/507 "2003-03-27T16:16:52Z")
“… way to power, in this Universe” “Some day my Prince will…” ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/508 "2003-03-27T19:28:12Z")
“leave me for someone who can spell better than I can, and who doesn’t aways nag him to stop armwrestling the Queen for money.” “I had to wait in line for so long…” ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/509 "2003-03-27T19:39:59Z")
“… a sausage that I needed three people to help carry it home from the butchershop.” “Kissinger, Einstein and the Pope walk into a…” ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/510 "2003-03-27T20:30:32Z")
“bar, Dubya ducked.” “The secret to being a good wife is to always have…” ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/511 "2003-03-27T20:34:07Z")
“… A husband.” “Double, double, toil and trouble. Fire…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/512 "2003-03-27T20:55:23Z")
“…side backgammon can lead to large gambling debts” “The smell of the ‘stinking corpse lilly’ is said to resemble…” ---
**Author:** ![blue\_poop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@blue\_poop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blue_poop)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/513 "2003-03-27T23:12:50Z")
…Bippy the Beardless’ breath!" (Sorry only joking! I just used you cuz you have a good sense of humour. Forgive me!!) "I’ve just found out that it’s not possible to lick your elbow yesterday, and now today they’re saying… ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/514 "2003-03-28T01:34:00Z")
— That’s Sir Bippy to you **blue\_poop** , I got knighted earlier in this thread, for my good Goat Feltching technique. Unfortunately it does kind of make my breath smell Goaty though ☹ “… you shouldn’t bite your toe nails, darn it I’ve been doing that for years especially whilst driving” “Flash!, I love you. But we only have 20 minutes to …” ---
**Author:** ![blue\_poop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@blue\_poop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blue_poop)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/515 "2003-03-28T13:53:31Z")
Sorry Sir Bippy _kisses Bippys feet_ 😃 …develop these shots, so make it quick!" "I’ve got a bag full of penises and it’s got your name on it! I also have some… ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/516 "2003-03-28T15:20:57Z")
“…cloned livers, three legs, one spine, and a used brain. Are you going to buy them or not? Or do I go to Ebay _again_?” “Lemons aren’t just cars anymore…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/517 "2003-03-28T16:30:28Z")
– higher **blue\_poop** higher, 😮 “… now they are becoming available as citrus fruit, the perfect accompnyment to pancakes. Your milage may vary, dealer sets actual price, not available in any states of undress.” “Joseph was an expert at dream interpretation, but he could never work out the meaning behind dreams about …” ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/518 "2003-03-28T16:33:09Z")
“showing up to work naked and drunk and doing the watusi on the boss’ desk.” “If everybody had everything they wanted, then…” ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/519 "2003-03-28T18:09:26Z")
“I’d have a bunch of those orange Andes Candies.” “When I go off the deep end…” ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/520 "2003-03-28T18:34:58Z")
“…Someone calls the lifeguard.” [side note: I SO love Andes Candies!) “Hush little baby, don’t say a word, Mommy’s going to…” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792.md?page=25) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792.md?page=27)