# Quote... ...unquote game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 7, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792 "2003-03-07T20:52:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 27
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/521 "2003-03-28T18:42:52Z")
“…go postal if you scream like that again and waste every &\*\*^@# ‘Customer Assistance Representaitive’ in this whole &$%)( mall.” "Bob… ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/522 "2003-03-28T21:41:08Z")
“… 's your Aunt now, after the opperation” “In 1537 the world land speed record was held by…” ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/523 "2003-03-29T03:25:29Z")
“the cheetah, just like it is now.” “If that barmaid ever cuts me off again…” ---
**Author:** ![Merla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de0a6/32.png) [@Merla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merla)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/524 "2003-03-29T05:36:03Z")
“… I’m going to ram hot bananas up her nose” “That’s no moon…” ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/525 "2003-03-29T05:55:06Z")
“…light shining beneath your sister’s bedroom door! She’s making another art film with the Laotian midget jai alai team.” “The whole of history is incomprehensible without…” ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/526 "2003-03-29T06:13:00Z")
“3-D glasses.” “When I found out babies weren’t brought in by a stork…” ---
**Author:** ![Danimal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Danimal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danimal)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/527 "2003-03-29T06:30:23Z")
“…I felt much less guilty about shooting the stork.” “Latin is essentially Polish as spoken by dyslexic nuns who are…” ---
**Author:** ![blue\_poop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@blue\_poop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blue_poop)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/528 "2003-03-29T21:34:31Z")
…trying to work out the real truth about Pythagoras’ theory whilst running half naked in a field of green grass and clovers" "A piece of my brain is missing, is it in… _Blue\_poop is now kissing Sir Bippys knees_ 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/529 "2003-03-29T23:24:48Z")
“…quarantine?” “Many American cartoonists have adopted an archaic style reminiscent of the 1940s and 1950s, times when it seemed that America was confident and knew who it was. The others…” ---
**Author:** ![rainyday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/90ced4/32.png) [@rainyday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rainyday)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/530 "2003-03-30T00:31:05Z")
“will be shot for lack of patriotism, but you didn’t hear it from me” “Mommy, mommy, look…” ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/531 "2003-03-30T03:33:29Z")
“…I made poo poo that looks like the joint Bill didn’t inhale.” “A Tom Jones record, a bottle of whisky, a willing hedgehog, and you have…” ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/532 "2003-03-30T04:20:54Z")
“enough for a hung jury.” “The first hanging…” ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/533 "2003-03-30T04:39:20Z")
“…is the best hanging. After that, the crowds dwindle.” “Love means never having to say…” ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/534 "2003-03-30T04:50:01Z")
"“Drop and give me 20!’” “My life seemed so complete: I had a good job, a wife…” ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/535 "2003-03-30T05:15:59Z")
“…and she didn’t know the number or address where I worked.” “There she was, just a walkin’ down the street singin’…” ---
**Author:** ![Danimal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Danimal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danimal)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/536 "2003-03-30T05:19:55Z")
“…and a beautiful pet alligator. Well, I still have the alligator.” “Half a league, half a league, half a league onward, into the valley of Death rode…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/537 "2003-03-30T08:51:02Z")
“…the Enron executives.” " ‘Good heavens, Miss Yamamoto, you’re…’ " ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/538 "2003-03-30T10:59:25Z")
“…Asian!” “Step right up and see the…” ---
**Author:** ![blue\_poop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@blue\_poop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blue_poop)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/539 "2003-03-30T12:35:30Z")
… amazing… oh nevermind its gone now, shame really" "How I get clothes that fit, I dont know! Ive got two legs, 5 breasts, 3 arms and… ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/540 "2003-03-31T03:40:52Z")
“no money.” “The officer advised me of my right to remain silent…” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792.md?page=26) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792.md?page=28)