# Quote... ...unquote game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 7, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792 "2003-03-07T20:52:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 28
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/541 "2003-03-31T06:37:56Z")
“…and in retrospect, I should have taken his advice.” “If the waitress has refilled his coffee more frequently, Mr. Pink would have…” ---
**Author:** ![pierre72](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b2d939/32.png) [@pierre72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pierre72)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/542 "2003-03-31T11:54:38Z")
“…up and down to the bathroom all night long.” “No, Meeester Bond. I expect you to…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/543 "2003-03-31T15:15:57Z")
“…crochet!” Blofeldt signalled one of his minions, who threw several razor-sharp stainless-steel crochet-needles at Bond. Bond leaned back just a bit, and the hurtling projectiles missed him, instead landing with solid _thump_s in three underlings, who fell soundlessly into the pirahna tank. The soft roiling roar of the pirahnas’ frenzy masked the slight noise as Bond reached slowly back and, unseen by Blofeldt or the now-skeletonised underlings, extracted his purling-hook from his boot… “Wha? Nobody told _me_ that you had to be able to see colour in order to…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/544 "2003-03-31T16:23:36Z")
“-- be British, Americans only see in color which is an inferior beta release” “On bended knee, I take your hand and ask you to …” > [@](#): > > \*\* > _Blue\_poop is now kissing Sir Bippys knees_ 😃 \*\* – I’ve gone all quivvery 😉 ---
**Author:** ![blue\_poop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@blue\_poop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blue_poop)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/545 "2003-03-31T17:46:35Z")
…stop farting in front of my parents. My father has a condition you know!" "What is it with kids nowadays, always… _Good to hear it Sir\_Bippy! I’m still working my way up 😉_ ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/546 "2003-03-31T18:28:19Z")
“…flirting?! I haven’t seen anything like this since the a-thread!” 🙂 “Africa…” ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/547 "2003-03-31T18:53:50Z")
“…, Asia, Antarctica and Australia are the only continents that begin with the letter A. Unless you count the Americas, but that’s not fair, 'cause they really start with ‘North’ and ‘South’.” “In the jungle, the mighty jungle,…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/548 "2003-03-31T19:42:48Z")
“… the goat’s sleep happy, knowing that none will go without due to the generous nature of the SDBM clique” “Some things are best left unsaid, such as …” - Oh yes, oh yes, I mean… , but what if …, ahhhhhhhh. I see you tremmble with antici … \* ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/549 "2003-03-31T20:57:27Z")
“…judging from the look on his face and the size of his turgid member, I think the rhino likes you, Bippy.” “Amidst the crashes of thunder and flashing lightning, the creature sat upright on the laboratory table and said…” ---
**Author:** ![blue\_poop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@blue\_poop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blue_poop)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/550 "2003-03-31T21:02:23Z")
…I think i’ll go home now!" "If I had a tampon for every time… \*Almost there now Bip, I can call u Bip now can’t I? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/551 "2003-03-31T21:07:06Z")
– re: the rhino, he’s just horny 😉 “… when the dog bites, when the bee stings, when I’m feeling bad, I simply remember my favourite things, and then I don’t feel so sad. Raindrops on roses, and whiskers on kittens, snowflakes that fall on our noses, and mittens, brown paper packages tied up with strings, these are a few of my favourite things” “Darkness falls accross the land, the midnight hour is close at hand, creatures crawl in search of blood, to terrorise your …” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/552 "2003-03-31T21:16:16Z")
- pation. Maybe the rain isn’t really to blaim so I’ll remove the cause, but not the symptom \* - **blue\_poop** you can call me anything you like bloopsy-poopsy but perhapse we should stop cross posting like this, people might talk.\* ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/553 "2003-04-01T04:22:10Z")
“boss.” “A fishing trip is a good opportunity…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/554 "2003-04-01T16:45:34Z")
“… to carp on shelfishly out of herring range of the old trout” “In case of an emergency landing, please ensure all seats and trays are in the upright position. Then assume the …” ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/555 "2003-04-01T19:54:56Z")
“fetal position and scream and cry to your heart’s delight.” “It’s truly riveting action as radio-controlled cowbots go to…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/556 "2003-04-01T21:15:01Z")
“…the church barbeque! Gasp in amazement as the belligerent metal bovines go up against their greatest enemy, the George Foreman Grill! Cringe in horror as burger-lovers run for their lives! Laugh yourself silly as a Gateway Computers salesman mistakes the attacking cowbots for a sales conference!” “Deadlines are…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/557 "2003-04-01T21:29:35Z")
“… like express trains, it is fun to hear the noise they make as they fly past you at high speed”-Douglas Adams (quote from memory, so not accurate) “The thousand first tale of the Ariban Nights was the story of …” ---
**Author:** ![if\_you\_don\_t\_know\_i\_won\_t\_tell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/fbc32d/32.png) [@if\_you\_don\_t\_know\_i\_won\_t\_tell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if_you_don_t_know_i_won_t_tell)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/558 "2003-04-01T22:12:48Z")
…the adventures of the cat in the cradle and the silver spoon, little boy Blue and the Man on the Moon." “You know your dead when…” ---
**Author:** ![Isosleepy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/isosleepy/32/479_2.png) [@Isosleepy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isosleepy)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/559 "2003-04-01T22:27:57Z")
you’re on a first name basis with them Shoot me! I’ve… ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/560 "2003-04-01T22:59:43Z")
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