# Quote... ...unquote game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 7, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792 "2003-03-07T20:52:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 29
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/561 "2003-04-01T23:03:31Z")
“…people who _should_ be running the space program.” “What should we do to people who use cellphones while…” ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_The\_Younger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d9b06d/32.png) [@Paul\_The\_Younger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_The_Younger)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/562 "2003-04-01T23:13:25Z")
…showering?" “How about a nice big cup of…” ---
**Author:** ![Danimal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Danimal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danimal)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/563 "2003-04-01T23:56:22Z")
“…coffee? In the CPU ventilation duct? That should stop your PC from crashing so often.” “I am sorry to say that your cousin is suffering from acute irreversible…” ---
**Author:** ![if\_you\_don\_t\_know\_i\_won\_t\_tell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/fbc32d/32.png) [@if\_you\_don\_t\_know\_i\_won\_t\_tell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if_you_don_t_know_i_won_t_tell)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/564 "2003-04-02T00:53:22Z")
…penis envy. ’ Sigmund Freud" “Silly people, you’ll never learn that…” ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/565 "2003-04-02T01:01:20Z")
“it’s a bad idea to trade your artificial leg for a roast beef sandwhich.” “Diapers are…” ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_The\_Younger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d9b06d/32.png) [@Paul\_The\_Younger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_The_Younger)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/566 "2003-04-02T01:08:34Z")
“…not just for breakfast anymore!” “If you give a mouse a cookie…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/567 "2003-04-02T01:17:30Z")
“… it will be your own special friend for ever and ever” “Jack and Jill weant up the hill to …” ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/568 "2003-04-02T02:19:41Z")
“petition Congress for a redress of grievances.” “I’d challenge you to a duel…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/569 "2003-04-02T02:27:26Z")
“… ended dildo wrestling match, but I am still a little sore from last time” “Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack …” - where has **blue\_poop** gone, I’m pineing away here. \* ---
**Author:** ![Danimal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Danimal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danimal)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/570 "2003-04-02T02:29:36Z")
“…for sleeping with my wife, kidnapping my children, and calling me a goat feltcher in public, had the consequences of your cretinous behavior not proven so unexpectedly delightful.” “There ain’t room in this here town for…” ---
**Author:** ![NoNameForMoi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e47774/32.png) [@NoNameForMoi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NoNameForMoi)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/571 "2003-04-02T04:15:34Z")
“. . . another WalMart, we already have 2!” “If there is one thing I can’t stand about flowers,. . .” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/572 "2003-04-02T05:47:19Z")
“…it’s the noise.” “When the deuterium oxide coolant of a CANDU-style nuclear reactor leaks out…” ---
**Author:** ![gouda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c77e96/32.png) [@gouda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gouda)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/573 "2003-04-02T06:19:39Z")
“… **Q.E.D.** _will_ eat non-chocolate chip cookies” “Opportunity knocks…” ---
**Author:** ![Danimal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Danimal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danimal)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/574 "2003-04-02T07:09:33Z")
“…and so do Jehovah’s Witnesses. Ignore them both.” “We hold these truths to be self-evident…” ---
**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/575 "2003-04-02T08:32:04Z")
“…And my tongue’s red. Like a fire truck. Of awesomeness.” “To be or not to be, that is the…” ---
**Author:** ![pierre72](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b2d939/32.png) [@pierre72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pierre72)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/576 "2003-04-02T11:39:55Z")
“…beginning of Hamlet’s soliloquy.” “When shall we three meet again?..” ---
**Author:** ![minega](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@minega](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minega)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/577 "2003-04-02T12:07:24Z")
“On the general questions section to talk about spreading toilet paper on the seat” “And speaking of toilet paper…” ---
**Author:** ![Fox\_in\_the\_Snow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/82dd89/32.png) [@Fox\_in\_the\_Snow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fox_in_the_Snow)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/578 "2003-04-02T12:19:47Z")
“…when mixed with water it makes an excellent milk substitute.” “Daniel my brother, you are…” ---
**Author:** ![pierre72](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b2d939/32.png) [@pierre72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pierre72)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/579 "2003-04-02T13:05:46Z")
“…looking lovely with the moonlight falling upon your face. And the smell of jasmine in the air, the sound of the waves crashing upon the shore… Oh Daniel… The world may frown upon us, but how can it be wrong when it feels so RIGHT!” “The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club. the second rule of Fight Club is…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/580 "2003-04-02T14:11:17Z")
“…you do not talk about the first rule. The _third_ rule of Fight Club is, you ignore the first two rules and make a movie about it.” " ‘Mee mee mrem mrem mrem mee mee mee’ are vocal shorthand used to indicate highway safety barriers…" [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792.md?page=28) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792.md?page=30)