# Quote... ...unquote game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 7, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792 "2003-03-07T20:52:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 31
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/601 "2003-04-02T22:28:18Z")
“…putting in a car’s tailpipe and watching the fun.” (don’t try this really, kids) “After work I’m going to a bar, and I’m going to get…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/602 "2003-04-02T22:31:30Z")
“… duck tape, but no one has ever found a use for potato flavoured duck tape” “And the Lord said unto Mary Magdelain …” ---
**Author:** ![blue\_poop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@blue\_poop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blue_poop)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/603 "2003-04-02T22:44:33Z")
…let me take you roughly in the barn!" "Why is it that no-one has replied to my thread in the bbq pit? Am I not… _I think so 2 😉_ ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/604 "2003-04-02T22:59:34Z")
“… \_\_\_\_\_ enough?” “Mari Mari quite contrary, Kissed the boys and hung them high…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/605 "2003-04-02T23:11:01Z")
“… ly decoratively arround her living room (though she prefered to call it her dieing room). It wasn’t untill 1978 that the Police finally caught up with her, by that time she had killed more than 30 times.” “You should never wear a kilt whilst …” ---
**Author:** ![siberia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/siberia/32/9129_2.png) [@siberia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/siberia)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/606 "2003-04-02T23:51:32Z")
“…cartwheeling.” “The study of mathematics is apt to commence in disappointment…” ---
**Author:** ![if\_you\_don\_t\_know\_i\_won\_t\_tell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/fbc32d/32.png) [@if\_you\_don\_t\_know\_i\_won\_t\_tell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if_you_don_t_know_i_won_t_tell)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/607 "2003-04-03T00:13:55Z")
“…and complete and utter random yelling.” “Dogs chase cats because…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/608 "2003-04-03T00:36:55Z")
“…the narrative determinism of the universe demands it. Or the scriptwriters. Which is kinda the same thing.” “Big green ghoulies, man, I’ve _never_ seen you like this before! You look a wreck! Straighten up, mop yourself off, and take that _disgusting_ thing out of your…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/609 "2003-04-03T01:10:25Z")
“… underpants. You mean those are your big green goolies, I think I’m gonna puke” “Due to the greater than expect defense of Baghdad, the Joint Chiefs of Staff have decided on a new tactic of …” ---
**Author:** ![if\_you\_don\_t\_know\_i\_won\_t\_tell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/fbc32d/32.png) [@if\_you\_don\_t\_know\_i\_won\_t\_tell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if_you_don_t_know_i_won_t_tell)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/610 "2003-04-03T01:23:01Z")
“…catapaulting disease ridden zombies into the city.” “From beginning to end, life is…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/611 "2003-04-03T02:57:27Z")
“…like a bathtub filled with brightly-coloured machine tools.” “Bill! Bill! Bill’s our man! Runs the company Like no-one can! Steals from the poor, Lies to the rich Bill does it all He’s such a…” \* [sub]\* I think the radiation from the new Microsoft headquarters just down the road from work is affecting me… _sob_ [/sub] ---
**Author:** ![if\_you\_don\_t\_know\_i\_won\_t\_tell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/fbc32d/32.png) [@if\_you\_don\_t\_know\_i\_won\_t\_tell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if_you_don_t_know_i_won_t_tell)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/612 "2003-04-03T03:09:22Z")
“…gritch!” “It’s a tough job…” ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/613 "2003-04-03T04:43:44Z")
“guarding the United States Senate’s liquor cabinet, but it sure beats my old job as a public nuisance.” “A Chicago-style hot dog…” ---
**Author:** ![gouda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c77e96/32.png) [@gouda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gouda)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/614 "2003-04-03T05:35:32Z")
“… ain’t no good in the jailhouse now” “supercalif…” ---
**Author:** ![pierre72](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b2d939/32.png) [@pierre72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pierre72)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/615 "2003-04-03T11:43:38Z")
“…ornia, Notbadarkansas, kindaoknorthcarolina, and bloodyawfulohio.” “Citizen Kane: the story of a powerful man who hides a childhood trauma. He’s lost his…” ---
**Author:** ![blue\_poop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@blue\_poop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blue_poop)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/616 "2003-04-03T13:51:39Z")
…willy in a car crash. Poor guy!" "taco, taco taco! My taco is … ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/617 "2003-04-03T15:50:46Z")
“… like love unto me, the tortilla is the corn fields of my home town, shredded lettice is the hair of my beloved **blue\_poop** , the two olives, one black one green are her eyes, tomato wedge is her smiling mouth, chicken slices are my lady’s fingers,” “and the melted cheese on top, is the result of our …” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/618 "2003-04-03T16:40:49Z")
“…inexplicable encouter with lactose-intolerant aliens from Alpha Centauri.” “Meanwhile, in the Vale of Despair and Hope, three knights were…” ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_The\_Younger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d9b06d/32.png) [@Paul\_The\_Younger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_The_Younger)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/619 "2003-04-03T19:15:07Z")
“…looking for their dog.” [sub]…wait for it…[/sub] “Jeremiah was a bullfrog…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/620 "2003-04-03T19:47:34Z")
“… who played a leading role in Budweiser advertisments until an unfortunate accident when he was electrocuted” “The terrorist leader Osamma Bin Laden, has been discovered …” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792.md?page=30) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792.md?page=32)