# Quote...  ...unquote game

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 7, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792 "2003-03-07T20:52:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/621 "2003-04-03T20:46:20Z")

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“…working behind the counter at a Kum ‘n’ Go in Milwaukee.”

“Ice and snow! Ice and Snow! These are the things that make me go…”

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**Author:** ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/622 "2003-04-03T20:51:54Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Sunspace \*  
> \*\*"…working behind the counter at a Kum ‘n’ Go in Milwaukee."
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> “Ice and snow! Ice and Snow! These are the things that make me go…” \*\*

“… … aahhhhh… Now, don’t eat the yellow ice and snow.”

“What time is it? It’s…”

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**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/623 "2003-04-03T21:08:05Z")

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“… time you bought a watch, ha, ha, ha”

“The reason for male nipples was discovered when …”

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**Author:** ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/624 "2003-04-03T21:18:44Z")

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“… **Bippy the Beardless** had his mercilessly twisted for making a terrible joke.”

“La la la, la-la la la, la la la,…”

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**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/625 "2003-04-03T21:42:46Z")

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“la-la la la  
One banana two bananas three bananas four  
Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more”

“ **carrot** is the only vegatable known to …”

- was that the song you were starting, **carrot**? \*

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**Author:** ![siberia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/siberia/32/9129_2.png) [@siberia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/siberia)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/626 "2003-04-03T22:27:04Z")

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“…parrot the peas.”

“Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,…”

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**Author:** ![if\_you\_don\_t\_know\_i\_won\_t\_tell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/fbc32d/32.png) [@if\_you\_don\_t\_know\_i\_won\_t\_tell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if_you_don_t_know_i_won_t_tell)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/627 "2003-04-03T22:52:09Z")

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“…the object looming towards me, what was it??? Where was it from…? What did it want??? Me… the answer, was me…”

“That came from…”

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**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/628 "2003-04-04T01:02:52Z")

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“… the heart. Igor, stop playing with the cadaver’s left ventricle”

“Love is never having to say …”

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**Author:** ![if\_you\_don\_t\_know\_i\_won\_t\_tell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/fbc32d/32.png) [@if\_you\_don\_t\_know\_i\_won\_t\_tell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if_you_don_t_know_i_won_t_tell)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/629 "2003-04-04T01:18:56Z")

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“…done yet?”

“Little girls should be seen and not heard, little boys should…”

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/630 "2003-04-04T04:04:50Z")

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“…be obscene and absurd.”

“I waited at the bus stop amid the falling ice particles. Walking was like treading on a million irregular glass beads. An out-of-service bus went by, then another. A 777 went by, close overhead, lights looming weirdly through the half-frozen moisture in the air. Then, out of the darkness…”

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**Author:** ![Danimal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Danimal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danimal)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/631 "2003-04-04T04:34:35Z")

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“…a voice said, ‘Et tu, Brute?’”

“The woods are lovely, dark and deep, but…”

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**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/632 "2003-04-04T04:47:22Z")

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“…step lively if you’re a comely sheep.”

“The children will not leave unless…”

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/633 "2003-04-04T10:59:12Z")

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“…you unglue them.”

“The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s…”

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**Author:** ![Brynie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8797f3/32.png) [@Brynie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brynie)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/634 "2003-04-04T14:26:34Z")

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“…sells sea shells on the sea shore.”

“Its always darkest before…”

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**Author:** ![blue\_poop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@blue\_poop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blue_poop)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/635 "2003-04-04T14:27:29Z")

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…sex organs are shaved smooth"  
"Bippy, oh Bippy oh were art thou Bippy. Wont you climb…

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**Author:** ![Brynie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8797f3/32.png) [@Brynie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brynie)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/636 "2003-04-04T14:29:01Z")

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“…up to my bumber baby.”

“Shake well before…”

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/637 "2003-04-04T14:29:41Z")

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“…you enter the large intestine.”

“Mop-&-Glow, the miracle…”

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**Author:** ![Brynie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8797f3/32.png) [@Brynie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brynie)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/638 "2003-04-04T14:35:21Z")

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“…of the loaves and fishes”

“Its life, Jim…”

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**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/639 "2003-04-04T15:35:19Z")

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“… just not as much life as it used to be” said Bones, as he plucked the hairs out of Adm. J. Kirk’s ears. “At least they let him keep the captains chair” the old doctor mused as they sat together in the Federation geriatrics hospital.

“ **Bippy** rode triumphantly towards the castle, wearing his usual …”

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**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/640 "2003-04-04T16:38:51Z")

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“…chain mail underwear.”

“This chain mail underwear is chafing my…”

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