# Quote... ...unquote game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 7, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792 "2003-03-07T20:52:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 33
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/641 "2003-04-04T17:32:54Z")
"…‘trebuchet’. 😃 " ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/642 "2003-04-04T17:36:24Z")
Oh, and my ‘continuation’… He looked lazily at her lovely brown form through hooded eyes. “So,” he smiled, “Would you like to come up and see my…” ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/643 "2003-04-04T17:47:20Z")
“pencil collection.” “The greatest invention of all time…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/644 "2003-04-04T18:05:08Z")
“… is vasiline, as it stops chainmail armour from chafing” “vasiline’s over important use is …” ---
**Author:** ![if\_you\_don\_t\_know\_i\_won\_t\_tell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/fbc32d/32.png) [@if\_you\_don\_t\_know\_i\_won\_t\_tell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if_you_don_t_know_i_won_t_tell)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/645 "2003-04-04T18:15:50Z")
“…ears.” “Once I was…” ---
**Author:** ![if\_you\_don\_t\_know\_i\_won\_t\_tell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/fbc32d/32.png) [@if\_you\_don\_t\_know\_i\_won\_t\_tell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if_you_don_t_know_i_won_t_tell)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/646 "2003-04-04T18:22:20Z")
Oh my. Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/647 "2003-04-04T18:26:49Z")
“sixteen. I’m not going to make that mistake ever again.” “I always wanted to be Secretary Of Transportation so that I…” ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/648 "2003-04-04T20:30:37Z")
“…could use the Enterprise’s transporter.” “Good afternoon! Welcome to McDonald’s! May I take your…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/649 "2003-04-04T21:20:08Z")
“…larch-plated confandulum?” “In a desperate last-minute move to save sanity, morality, and the universe, **Sunspace** ’s propriety leapt down through his neck and throttled his…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/650 "2003-04-04T21:44:42Z")
“… spleen, before it could vent any more.” “The final words of Darth Vader to his son were …” ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/651 "2003-04-04T22:02:30Z")
“…inaudible.” “You’ll take the high road, and I’ll take the low road, and I’ll get to…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/652 "2003-04-04T22:19:02Z")
“… Scotland before ye. Me and MacBlue-poop were ever want to gae, On the bonny bonny banks of Loch Lomond” “She wore an itsy bitsy, teeny weeny, yellow polka dot …” ---
**Author:** ![blue\_poop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@blue\_poop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blue_poop)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/653 "2003-04-04T22:35:01Z")
…sweater to protect her fae thee harsh cal Scottish weather" "I’m gonna guess Bippys age. I think he’s… ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/654 "2003-04-04T22:46:53Z")
( that one would be unfair for me to answer, but last year I was twice **blue\_poop** ’s age ) ---
**Author:** ![moejuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@moejuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moejuck)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/655 "2003-04-04T22:48:02Z")
…Just 17, if you know what I mean. And they way HE looks is… ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/656 "2003-04-04T23:46:27Z")
“… [look here](http://www.lilytomlin.com/memorabilia/laughin/bippy.jpg)” – thanks to **Troy McClure SF** for that link 😉 “It looks like butter, and it tastes like butter, but it’s …” ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/657 "2003-04-05T00:46:43Z")
“margarine, and I’m going to give it out to the kids next Halloween.” “My imaginary friend…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/658 "2003-04-05T02:29:06Z")
“…has a hard time multiplying. He keeps complaining that ‘the angles are all wrong’.” “And Lo! The Great Goddess _did_ bestow three Golden Apples upon…” ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/659 "2003-04-05T03:04:44Z")
"… Curly, Larry and Moe. The stooges had wished for only two apples, causing them to cry out “You wise guy, well I ought to…” “Wally, it’s just not the same as it was when your Mom and I…” ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/660 "2003-04-05T03:29:58Z")
“were professional gamblers in Cuba; now, what with that Castro fellow in power, the action has moved elsewhere.” “I’ve got the coolest car…” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792.md?page=32) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792.md?page=34)