# Quote... ...unquote game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 7, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792 "2003-03-07T20:52:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 34
**Author:** ![auntnut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f6c823/32.png) [@auntnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntnut)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/661 "2003-04-05T06:37:26Z")
“I’ve got the coolest car…” Since I got my air conditioner fixed!! “Ward…don’t you think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night? I thought you’d never…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/662 "2003-04-05T11:14:23Z")
“…manage to get that dam built.” “Shopping! It’s not just a way of life: it’s our…” ---
**Author:** ![blue\_poop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@blue\_poop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blue_poop)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/663 "2003-04-05T18:17:33Z")
…way of death too!" "what is it with little boys playing with their willies. Its just like… _just wondering but I’m gonna ask this no doubt stupid question anyhoo- how does everyone know my age?!_ ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/664 "2003-04-05T20:46:30Z")
“…it was years ago in a Turkish prison, except we were grown up and played with each others willies.” “Once the verdict was read, the Spank Monkey Seven looked at one another and agreed…” ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/665 "2003-04-06T02:55:59Z")
“that the words ‘hanged at dawn’ would have sounded much better if they had been read by the jury foreperson rather than the crusty old judge.” “The tie I was wearing that day was the same one I’d worn the day I graduated…” ---
**Author:** ![slice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dec6dc/32.png) [@slice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slice)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/666 "2003-04-06T04:05:41Z")
“to solid food.” “It’s getting hot in here, so…” ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/667 "2003-04-06T04:48:29Z")
“…I’m taking off my codpiece, too bad that it clashes with my fedora.” “No sooner had the muskrat heard the theme song, than it began to…” ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/668 "2003-04-06T23:37:56Z")
“have the time of it’s life.” “The Governor pardoned me…” ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/669 "2003-04-07T02:09:52Z")
“…which made no sense at all, given that it was the Governor himself who had farted loudly during the inaugural ball.” “Onward Christian soldiers, marching as to war…” ---
**Author:** ![Danimal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Danimal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danimal)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/670 "2003-04-07T04:57:55Z")
“…!@#$%^&123437fhj7sf4 . . . Could not find Christian Soldiers. [A]bort, [R]etry, [F]ail?” “Never have I seen so many wallabies…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/671 "2003-04-07T07:51:04Z")
"…as I did that day at the Manchester Parliament. Wallabies here, wallabies there, wallabies crossing the floor, wallabies in the Speaker’s chair, wallabies in the back benches. There were even a couple of wannabe wallabies hanging around by the main doors, smoking and looking suspicious. But everything changed when the Liberal Whip took charge." “Liquid nitrogen makes a fine midnight…” ---
**Author:** ![chattywine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5daacb/32.png) [@chattywine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chattywine)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/672 "2003-04-07T14:31:11Z")
“…snack!” “Operators are standing by please have your…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/673 "2003-04-07T14:42:34Z")
“… Social Security Number, Drivers License, and soul ready” “Ginseng is mostly used to …” > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by blue\_poop \* > \*\*_just wondering but I’m gonna ask this no doubt stupid question anyhoo- how does everyone know my age?!_ \*\* I doubt everyone knows your age, in fact no one **knows** your age from this boards info, but in a post to another thread you said you will soon be 18. If that is true, then last year this time you were 16 ergo last year this time I was 32 (from my admition of being twice your age last year) so I am now 33 and you are 17 (unless one or more of us was fibbing). ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/674 "2003-04-07T15:12:59Z")
“grease the oaken runners on which the slave teams transport stone blocks to the site of the new pyramid.” “Groop! I implore thee…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/675 "2003-04-07T16:58:51Z")
“… take not into thineselves thy furry hamsters, for thine hamsters are sacred in the eyes of Og.” “That death, dumb, and blind kid shure plays a mean …” ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/676 "2003-04-08T02:18:12Z")
“…pinball.” [Wiggles mode] Jump jump jump a lot [/Wiggles mode] ---
**Author:** ![if\_you\_don\_t\_know\_i\_won\_t\_tell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/fbc32d/32.png) [@if\_you\_don\_t\_know\_i\_won\_t\_tell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if_you_don_t_know_i_won_t_tell)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/677 "2003-04-08T02:35:33Z")
“Fiddles I say, fiddles and…” ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/678 "2003-04-08T06:15:53Z")
“banjoes and triangles and mellotrons and flutes.” “The worst words in the English language…” ---
**Author:** ![blue\_poop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@blue\_poop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blue_poop)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/679 "2003-04-08T10:02:45Z")
…your not getting any tonight" "Soup not just way of life but… _Hey Bip your not Matthew Perry are ya? He’s 33 ye know! When you post I hear his voice! Yeah the age thing pretty close, but with the six month rule I’m 18 😃_ ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/680 "2003-04-08T15:48:09Z")
“… but a Won-Ton excuse for Hot and Sour Cock-a-Leekie with your Cullen Skink” “After 6 years chained to the dungeon wall, Baldrick was free. At last he was able to …” \*shhhh poopsie I’m here incognito. Are you Charlotte Church’s better looking evil twin sister by any chance? \* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792.md?page=33) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792.md?page=35)