# Quote... ...unquote game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 7, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792 "2003-03-07T20:52:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 36
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/701 "2003-04-10T21:43:17Z")
“centered around this wart I found on my behind.” “We were on our way to see Shawshank Redemption when…” ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/702 "2003-04-11T02:14:22Z")
“my wife told me she wishes she’d married Crazy Sam, the guy who hangs out at the library all day pretending to be a librarian, but answers every question by saying ‘How should I know?’” “The crossing guard looked at me…” ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/703 "2003-04-11T02:16:31Z")
“…kind of funny, like. As if he’d just had an unforunate accident with a vacuum cleaner.” “Young man, I’ve warned you before about taking those hot…” ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/704 "2003-04-11T04:16:49Z")
“mint julips I left on the table for Santa.” “I had so many questions to ask her…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/705 "2003-04-11T05:33:12Z")
“…and so little fuel left in the diesel-powered vibrator.” “It’s at times like these that a man remembers…” ---
**Author:** ![gouda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c77e96/32.png) [@gouda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gouda)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/706 "2003-04-11T05:35:38Z")
“…his momma’s home-made apple pie” “We are The Borg. Resistance…” ---
**Author:** ![chattywine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5daacb/32.png) [@chattywine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chattywine)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/707 "2003-04-11T10:40:48Z")
…is futile yet tasty when chocolate dipped." “This little piggy…” ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/708 "2003-04-11T14:15:40Z")
“went to the bar and stumbled all the way home.” “I ain’t in to makin love so come give me…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/709 "2003-04-11T14:21:11Z")
“…my pre-game beer and paper.” “Aaaahhh!!! Tubeheads! Tubeheads have…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/710 "2003-04-11T15:09:47Z")
“… Russian Amps, and they are not affraid to use them.” “The sillyest word in the English language is …” ---
**Author:** ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/711 "2003-04-11T15:26:58Z")
“…philatelist.” “Ring around the…” ---
**Author:** ![greck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ab992/32.png) [@greck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/greck)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/712 "2003-04-11T17:22:09Z")
“soft spot under your arm is a fungus called ‘ringworm’ not some message from aliens you dope” “oh when the sun beats down…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/713 "2003-04-11T20:45:49Z")
“… and the sky’s are blue, then is the time I think of ewe” – old Welsh love song. “Beuty is in the eye of the …” ---
**Author:** ![chattywine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5daacb/32.png) [@chattywine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chattywine)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/714 "2003-04-11T22:34:01Z")
“…really drunk man at the end of the bar who is afraid to blink for fear of crushing her.” “If the shoe fits…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/715 "2003-04-11T23:33:38Z")
“… it have an epileptic shoe” “If I had 1 cent for every typo I made, I could afford to buy …” ---
**Author:** ![chattywine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5daacb/32.png) [@chattywine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chattywine)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/716 "2003-04-11T23:53:23Z")
…all the tea in China and a side of fries." “Pardon me…do you have any…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/717 "2003-04-12T01:24:20Z")
“…reconstituted wombats? I’m almost out, and the only one I have left is starting to go stale. It keeps singing the theme song from _Titanic_ (the 1927 musical, not the movie), and my roommate is about to go postal.” “When in a mens’ ‘big and tall’ shop, the wise tourist is advised to always be on the lookout for…” ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/718 "2003-04-12T22:43:22Z")
“…the big and tall fitter, who is waiting to have his way with you-not having has consensual relations since the Cubs last won the Pennant.” “Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, smelly old winos with fingerless mittens,…” ---
**Author:** ![gouda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c77e96/32.png) [@gouda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gouda)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2003, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/719 "2003-04-13T04:51:48Z")
“…yada yada yada.” “In China, there is old saying - One who kick donkey…” ---
**Author:** ![chattywine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5daacb/32.png) [@chattywine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chattywine)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2003, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/720 "2003-04-13T08:28:11Z")
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