# Quote... ...unquote game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 7, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792 "2003-03-07T20:52:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 38
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/741 "2003-04-15T23:09:16Z")
“…Brains are good for your hea…oh wait…” “The waves keep on crashing on …” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/742 "2003-04-16T00:48:45Z")
“… my head” were the last words spoken by King Canute. “Sloppy seconds are preferable to …” ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/743 "2003-04-16T02:48:55Z")
“…dirty thirds.” “If you move, PA law requires you to…” ---
**Author:** ![Conrad\_Verloc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de053/32.png) [@Conrad\_Verloc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Conrad_Verloc)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/744 "2003-04-16T10:44:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Krys92gp \* > \*\* > “If you move, PA law requires you to…” \*\* “…confront night, storms, hunger, ridicule, accidents, rebuffs, as the trees and animals do.” “Hold you in his armchair you can feel his…” ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/745 "2003-04-16T17:36:51Z")
“…beer bottle poking you in the ribs.” “Grab the mic with no…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/746 "2003-04-16T18:27:03Z")
“…breath left/ Blurt your heart out, watch them laugh/ Karaoke ain’t a game now, it’s for real/ Words 'gainst words, a bloody stage…” “In an unexpected upset, the Quebec Liberal Party claimed victory over…” ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/747 "2003-04-17T00:53:06Z")
" the Chicago Bears after the leaders of the former, headed for a late-night rave, accidentally showed up at Soldier Field." “The really odd thing about his hair…” ---
**Author:** ![JeepBoi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JeepBoi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeepBoi)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/748 "2003-04-17T03:35:24Z")
“…just someone the first two can make fun of.” “It’s not everyday you find a…” ---
**Author:** ![JeepBoi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JeepBoi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeepBoi)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/749 "2003-04-17T03:52:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Earl of Sandwhich \* > \*\*" the Chicago Bears after the leaders of the former, headed for a late-night rave, accidentally showed up at Soldier Field." > > “The really odd thing about his hair…” \*\* “…was that it looked like it was on fire to me.” “It’s not everyday you see…” Sorry about that folks… I’m the new guy. ---
**Author:** ![NoNameForMoi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e47774/32.png) [@NoNameForMoi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NoNameForMoi)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/750 "2003-04-17T04:26:15Z")
“. . . the terrible secret of space!” “Physics is only as evil as. . .” ---
**Author:** ![smam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@smam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smam)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/751 "2003-04-17T12:37:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > > “Physics is only as evil as. . .” \*\* ``` **....the smell of the man who taught you it to you** ``` "He can’t go down , not with 3 barrels on him… ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/752 "2003-04-17T13:05:57Z")
“…there’s just too much bouyancy involved!” " ‘Dog’ is ‘god’ spelled backwards. And ‘evil’ is ‘live’. This proves that…" ---
**Author:** ![smam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@smam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smam)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/753 "2003-04-17T13:21:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sunspace \* > \*\*"…there’s just too much bouyancy involved!" > > " ‘Dog’ is ‘god’ spelled backwards. And ‘evil’ is ‘live’. This proves that…" \*\* ``` **...finding an interesting 'start' quote is harder than it looks :)** ``` Thank you for calling the order management desk for BT Openworld… ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/754 "2003-04-17T14:59:56Z")
… please listen to the following options 1 Cistrcian Order 2 Benidictine Order 3 Franciscan Order 4 Jesuit Order type any other key for the Assumptionist Order or hold for the Redemptionist Order Many have postulated that God’s name is Jehovah, but it should be pronounced … ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/755 "2003-04-17T17:10:56Z")
“with an English accent, and then only in extreme situations. Like at a Notre Dame game.” “Some movers came to pick up my sofa…” ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/756 "2003-04-18T04:19:00Z")
“…the little bastards we haven’t figured out yet.” “We’re off to see the whizzer, the wonderful whizzer of Plotz…” ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/757 "2003-04-18T04:26:37Z")
my apologies for bad thread pickup “…and they took everyting else, too. Damn!” “We’re off to see the whizzer, the wonderful whizzer of Plotz…” ---
**Author:** ![blue\_poop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@blue\_poop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blue_poop)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/758 "2003-04-18T11:50:06Z")
…em actually, i’ve changed my mind. we’re of to see the strippers, the wonderful stippers and sluts." "So I just got my my men a&c jab and heb a and typhiod jab on tuesday (true story) and my arm now hurts like a … > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bippy the Beardless \* > \*\*"… > > \*shhhh poopsie I’m here incognito. Are you Charlotte Church’s better looking evil twin sister by any chance? \* \*\* \*Nah I’m must better looking than any Charlotte Church (twin or other wise could be 😉 \* ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/759 "2003-04-18T15:22:55Z")
“… cataleptic nudist sunbather’s naughty bits” “The worst shaving injury in history occured when Misume Hirugashi …” ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2003, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/760 "2003-04-19T21:20:46Z")
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