# Quote... ...unquote game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 7, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792 "2003-03-07T20:52:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 39
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2003, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/761 "2003-04-19T22:23:36Z")
“no longer around, just like the rest of him.” “If you ever need someone to talk to…” ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/763 "2003-04-20T02:56:59Z")
“…touch it, or if you’ve touched it, at least don’t lick your fingers.” “Iv’e been lookin’ for the weasel, who used to drive a diesel, till…” ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/764 "2003-04-20T16:35:34Z")
“he bought one of those hybrids.” “The sign clearly states…” ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/765 "2003-04-20T20:09:24Z")
“…no left turns. However, if there are no turns left, must we all go straight indefinitely?” “Tonight on pay-per-view, George Michael and Pee Wee Herman in the rubber cage Crisco™ match…” ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/766 "2003-04-20T21:20:23Z")
“has been cancelled. We’ll instead be showing the Mormon Tabernacle Choir’s Tribute to KISS.” “As Jesus washed his feet, Judas…” ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/767 "2003-04-21T02:30:11Z")
“…cried out, 'Lord! It’s about time you washed them treads. They be stanky! '” “About this time a darkness came upon the land. It was not bright, either. Shortly therefter…” ---
**Author:** ![gouda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c77e96/32.png) [@gouda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gouda)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/768 "2003-04-21T03:46:43Z")
“… His Airness announced that he would in fact be playing for another season.” “As I sat down, a mug of hot chocolate by my side, my reading glasses perched precariously on the tip of my nose, and began to put pen to paper, …” ---
**Author:** ![blue\_poop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@blue\_poop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blue_poop)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/769 "2003-04-21T11:22:50Z")
…an orgy!" "Where have I been you ask? Well… ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/770 "2003-04-21T15:51:00Z")
“… I’ve seen some things that a woman ain’t supposed to see… I’ve been to paradise, but I’ve never been to Western Super Mere” “Sometimes when the wind blows from the west, and the full moon is in the sky …” ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/771 "2003-04-22T02:38:07Z")
“I wonder who keeps casting my name as a write-in vote everytime our town chooses a new Garbage Commissioner. I also wonder whether it’s a sincere gesture or merely an ironic commentary on the fact that I smell bad and have a habit of ignoring ‘Do Not Litter’ signs.” “This is drugs. This is your brain. This…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/772 "2003-04-22T04:16:27Z")
“…is Congress. Choose two.” “Adam and Eve/ Moved through the fair/ God snuck up behind them/ And…” ---
**Author:** ![smam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@smam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smam)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/773 "2003-04-22T15:19:43Z")
…said " Flower for the lady? five bucks a stem mister . " > [@](#): > > Diese Scheiße würde nicht in hitlers Zeit geschehen sein ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/774 "2003-04-22T17:50:13Z")
… is German for “My Hovercraft is full of eels.” “The greatest achievement by a Highland Games participant was …” ---
**Author:** ![smam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@smam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smam)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/775 "2003-04-22T18:37:44Z")
…the day when Big-Jock the famous hammer thrower passed his driving test. The way to a clowns heart, is through… ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/776 "2003-04-22T18:53:01Z")
“…his Volkswagen Beetle. But you have to get the other eighteen clowns out of the way first.” “Mint grows wild at the bottom of Miss Penelope’s…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/777 "2003-04-22T19:05:49Z")
“… Dungeon, where she holds all the best Kinky sex parties” “The only good politician is a …” ---
**Author:** ![Zenham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a5b964/32.png) [@Zenham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenham)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/778 "2003-04-22T19:59:15Z")
“politician whose derriere is firmly ensconced in the jaws of a doberman.” “Five days later, when the water ran out,…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/779 "2003-04-22T20:52:14Z")
“…everyone had to switch to the _dehydrated_ tequila… and we soon found that tequila powder was slippery stuff indeed…” “Venice…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/780 "2003-04-22T21:01:53Z")
“… has fewers canals than Manchester. So why can’t we go to Manchester for our hollidays” “Slurp, Slurp, Mmmmmnnn, …” ---
**Author:** ![Zenham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a5b964/32.png) [@Zenham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenham)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/781 "2003-04-22T21:09:44Z")
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