# Quote... ...unquote game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 7, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792 "2003-03-07T20:52:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 40
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/782 "2003-04-22T23:17:10Z")
“… is that noise coming from your ass?” “Full military dress uniform is required …” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/783 "2003-04-23T02:40:05Z")
“…in this dollhouse.” “My phone bill was so big…” ---
**Author:** ![smam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@smam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smam)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/784 "2003-04-23T11:13:29Z")
…I had to sign it using a sharpened telegraph pole. The wonderful thing about Tiggers… ---
**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/785 "2003-04-23T11:46:47Z")
“…is that I have no clue what they are” “I’m having so much fun, that I…” ---
**Author:** ![smam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@smam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smam)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/786 "2003-04-23T11:52:06Z")
…have completely forgotten about the essay on ‘Tigger’ that I wrote back in the days. There’s gold in them thar… ---
**Author:** ![gouda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c77e96/32.png) [@gouda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gouda)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/787 "2003-04-23T13:12:19Z")
“…Tiggers, but ah’ll be damned if ah knows hows to git them outa theya.” “Only 3 miles to…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/788 "2003-04-23T13:26:15Z")
“…the Tigger farm! Yay!!” “What do you get when you cross an ox and a…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/789 "2003-04-23T14:50:52Z")
“… pop idol contestant?” A:“An oxymoron.” “Soup should allways be eaten …” ---
**Author:** ![smam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@smam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smam)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/790 "2003-04-23T15:04:33Z")
…from behind The ‘Cooler of evil’ was reprimanded by ‘the Waffle-Iron of Naughtiness’ yesterday for… ---
**Author:** ![Zenham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a5b964/32.png) [@Zenham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenham)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/791 "2003-04-23T15:47:06Z")
“…transporting young gills across timelines for immoral purposes” (helps to know a little about the cooler thread) “There’s nothing quite like a good kabob, one that…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/792 "2003-04-23T15:54:36Z")
“… oozes like the spawn of Shub Nigreth with unholy sauce plotting the worlds distruction inside its entrapping prison of pitta bread” “World dommination is best achieved by …” ---
**Author:** ![smam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@smam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smam)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/793 "2003-04-23T15:57:11Z")
…not dropping outta Sunday league football sonny, thats for sure. Mamma, just killed a swan… ---
**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/794 "2003-04-23T16:29:02Z")
“…but it’s OK, at least we know what’s for dinner.” “Hmm, I’m thinking about growing a…” ---
**Author:** ![smam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@smam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smam)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/795 "2003-04-23T16:59:05Z")
…sleazy porn-star moustache so I can feel all seedy and dirty, like dog-shit on a poppy seed bun. Lilt, pineapple and grapefruit… ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/796 "2003-04-23T17:08:08Z")
“…are what the bewitching young French girl in the next cubicle used to entice me to make her pizza. Little does she know that I don’t like pizza, and plan to gave her steak-and-kidney pie instead. BWA HA HA HAAA…” “Fhtagn glnnn Krmxh! Cthulhu prplxos! Ia! Ia!..” ---
**Author:** ![Zenham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a5b964/32.png) [@Zenham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenham)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/797 "2003-04-23T17:28:22Z")
“…I now pronounce you demon and wife.” “I know what you’re thinking, and…” ---
**Author:** ![smam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@smam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smam)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/798 "2003-04-23T17:31:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > > “Fhtagn glnnn Krmxh! Cthulhu prplxos! Ia! Ia!..” \*\* ``` **........SPLOOOT! ahh thank you my child, that heimelich hit the spot, now take me to my non-existant abode please.** ``` I though he was a Jew so I asked him and he said " Jewish Schmewish “, to which I replied …” ---
**Author:** ![smam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@smam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smam)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/799 "2003-04-23T17:34:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > > “I know what you’re thinking, and…” \*\* ``` **........your right, this would never have happened in Hitlers time" ``` ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/800 "2003-04-23T17:43:14Z")
“…sluuurghh” said Bippy, then he remembered not to speak whilst performing cunnylingus. “Spotted Dick is mostly enjoyed by …” ---
**Author:** ![smam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@smam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smam)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/801 "2003-04-23T18:52:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bippy the Beardless \* > \*\* > > “Spotted Dick is mostly enjoyed by …” \*\* ``` **...the Playmate of the Apes** ``` _ **Who wants to be an erotic billionaire…** _ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792.md?page=39) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792.md?page=41)