# Quote... ...unquote game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 7, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792 "2003-03-07T20:52:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 41
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/802 "2003-04-23T23:57:42Z")
… the new CIS reality show, we drop three teenage girls and three teenage boys in the red light district of Vladivostoc, the first to make a Billion Rubbles (or $25.00 USA) on the game gets to win a years supply of borsch. “Please remove all packaging material before …” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/803 "2003-04-24T02:42:47Z")
“…inserting foot into mouth.” “Fragfest onna front porch! Last one there’s a…” ---
**Author:** ![smam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@smam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smam)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/804 "2003-04-24T11:14:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sunspace \* > \*\* > > “Fragfest onna front porch! Last one there’s a…” > …gonna be carrying all the guns.\*\* So what your saying Spock , is that if we reverse the polarity on the Romulan Sunday school teacher , she will become a pimp-magnet?.. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/805 "2003-04-24T20:38:04Z")
“… No, she will become a pink mad nut, do try and keep up Kirk. She will therefore paint the retirement home ceilings for us.” “SOmetimes, when the shit really hits the fan, you just got to …” ---
**Author:** ![blue\_poop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@blue\_poop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blue_poop)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/806 "2003-04-24T22:27:24Z")
…close your mouth. Cause it tastes funky" "After making love, I always like to… ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/807 "2003-04-25T02:35:13Z")
“ask my wife if she’d still love me if I were to suddenly become right-handed. She always smiles and says she’d love me no matter what.” “In all the time I spent in Texas…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/808 "2003-04-25T02:46:44Z")
“…I never once took part in a bobsled race.” “The all-night food store at the corner of Bloor and Walmer is a great place to…” ---
**Author:** ![smam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@smam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smam)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/809 "2003-04-25T11:02:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sunspace \* > \*\* > “The all-night food store at the corner of Bloor and Walmer is a great place to…” \*\* ``` **....open an all-night food store, or snipe from.** ``` **What is it about aubergines that remind me of…"** ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/810 "2003-04-25T15:06:14Z")
“… the time I spent as a special effects artist on Aliens 4?” “Pour me another drink, and let me tell you about my time in …” ---
**Author:** ![blue\_poop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@blue\_poop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blue_poop)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/811 "2003-04-25T16:05:48Z")
…scotland with blue poop. oh she was just beautiful, just lazing around in the nude. We went climbing and made love all day on the beach. oh it was the time of my life. Now pour me another drink!" "why can’t we all… ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/812 "2003-04-25T16:35:54Z")
“drop our pants in front of foreign dignitaries?” “My trial would have gone better…” ---
**Author:** ![smam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@smam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smam)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/813 "2003-04-25T16:54:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Earl of Sandwhich \* > \*\* > > “My trial would have gone better…” \*\* ``` **....if I hadn't of worn the skin of the dirty little slut I was accused murdering, to court. :smack:** ``` " The look on my Doctors face when I…" ---
**Author:** ![Zenham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a5b964/32.png) [@Zenham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenham)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/814 "2003-04-25T17:39:25Z")
“put my hand gently on the back of his head while he was examining Dick and the Boys was priceless.” "That’s not a bowling ball, that’s… " ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/815 "2003-04-25T19:16:05Z")
“…a barely-subcritical sphere of plutonium! Run!!!” “The ‘gronkulator’ can be connected in three different ways to the…” ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/816 "2003-04-25T19:25:32Z")
“Kennedy assasination.” “The author of a best-selling book on…” ---
**Author:** ![Zenham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a5b964/32.png) [@Zenham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenham)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/817 "2003-04-25T19:48:49Z")
roller skates… tonight, at the Thunderdome… IN A CAGE!!!" "We’re going to need a bigger… " ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/818 "2003-04-25T22:40:54Z")
“… toilet roll, **lieu** is coming over for dinner.” “Romeo and Juliet is a Shakespearean play about …” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/819 "2003-04-26T02:21:10Z")
“…passion, romance, tragedy, death, and Really Big Hooters! Coming up on Fox!” “Rulers. Straightedges. T-squares. All of these have one thing in common. And that thing…” ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/820 "2003-04-26T04:46:46Z")
“… they do what the army does, draft” “People who live in glass houses…” ---
**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/821 "2003-04-26T06:19:34Z")
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