# Quote... ...unquote game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 7, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792 "2003-03-07T20:52:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 42
**Author:** ![blue\_poop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@blue\_poop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blue_poop)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/822 "2003-04-26T13:34:51Z")
…knock , knock. knock, knock. knock, knock. I dont think anyones in." "I think the oldest person on this message board is… ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/823 "2003-04-26T15:44:44Z")
“…masquerading as an infant.” “Colours, lights and textures! Colours, lights and textures! Colours. lights and…” ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/824 "2003-04-27T14:33:48Z")
“a slice of pepperoni pizza.” “I’m just glad I don’t have…” ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/825 "2003-04-28T03:15:16Z")
“…female dalmatians. Others may enjoy, however, I digress.” “Out of nowhere, Officer- this damn Tigger come a’bouncin’ and then it…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/826 "2003-04-28T16:43:45Z")
“… turned into a pretty pink Unicorn, the Unicorn told me to go get a coffee and wear only Duck tape, that is why I am sitting here at Starbucks wearing a tape g-string trying to order a double Latte.” “Saturday Night’s Fettish Ball was …” ---
**Author:** ![smam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@smam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smam)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/827 "2003-04-28T17:03:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bippy the Beardless \* > \*\*" > > “Saturday Night’s Fettish Ball was …” \*\* ``` **...a hot fave at the board meeting, but in the end we went with the name 'Mr Brains Faggotts'** ``` _ **I once took a tour with some tourists who had tourettes…** _ ---
**Author:** ![blue\_poop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@blue\_poop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blue_poop)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/828 "2003-04-28T17:59:17Z")
…fucking asshole, tourettes, ass, syndrome. _cough cough_" "So I go to the doctor and he says ’ if you eat anymore oak trees you’ll… ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/829 "2003-04-28T18:14:13Z")
" ’ …have to also eat a beaver once a month to chop up the fibres and improve regularity.’ " “Slow, smooth, and deadly, the butterscotch pudding spread across the land. It coated streams. It filled in holes, suffocating small animals within–and absorbing their bodies. It wicked itself up trees, searching for insects and nesting birds. And _then_ it reached the residence of Mrs Edna Fudgebottom…” ---
**Author:** ![Zenham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a5b964/32.png) [@Zenham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenham)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/830 "2003-04-28T19:33:13Z")
…just because." (Jeebus Crispus Attucks, are you trying to write a novel here?) “My bologna has a first name, it’s…” ---
**Author:** ![heykanojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ba9def/32.png) [@heykanojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heykanojo)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/831 "2003-04-28T19:49:45Z")
Legal in utah? What do you do with a, ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/832 "2003-04-28T21:23:04Z")
“…b,c books?” “This isn’t the question and answer thread, this is the …” ---
**Author:** ![Zenham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a5b964/32.png) [@Zenham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenham)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/833 "2003-04-28T22:23:39Z")
"complaints desk, and I’m sick of sitting here all day, don’t you know his seat hurts my tail, and the lighting’s too bright… " "I’ve never gotten over those words that the mysterious stranger said to me that night… " ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/834 "2003-04-28T23:00:00Z")
"…‘Batman is a scientist, Spongebob is not.’ " “The only two suspects are Ed Begley Jr. and…” ---
**Author:** ![Capcha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/82dd89/32.png) [@Capcha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capcha)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/835 "2003-04-29T01:54:41Z")
barney…you know…that purple-pink horror?" “no!!didn’t i tell you a thousand times not to…” ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/836 "2003-04-29T02:03:32Z")
“wear stolen underwear?” “We should replace the against public drunkenness with…” ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/837 "2003-04-29T02:10:35Z")
That should read “We should replace the law against public drunkenness with…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/838 "2003-04-29T02:40:48Z")
“…mandatory public-service messages for teenagers showing their parents getting a buzz on and then clumsily attempting, and failing, to have Hot Monkey Sex. By God, if that doesn’t make drinking uncool, nothing will.” “Chocolate-chip cookies are the gods’ way of…” ---
**Author:** ![NotBob13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e19b73/32.png) [@NotBob13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NotBob13)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/839 "2003-04-29T07:24:28Z")
A letter to penthouse." "If at first you don’t suceed… ---
**Author:** ![NotBob13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e19b73/32.png) [@NotBob13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NotBob13)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/840 "2003-04-29T07:26:36Z")
I type way to slow or something, This post grew astnomically while I was typing sorry if I got us lost…My reply was to “two’s company and three’s…” ---
**Author:** ![gouda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c77e96/32.png) [@gouda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gouda)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/841 "2003-04-29T09:59:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NotBob13 \* > \*\*A letter to penthouse." > > "If at first you don’t suceed… \*\* “… you probably never will.” “The essense of creativity…” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792.md?page=41) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792.md?page=43)