# Quote... ...unquote game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 7, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792 "2003-03-07T20:52:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 45
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/882 "2003-05-01T22:22:48Z")
“…licking his fingers after looking at Jodi Foster.” “Whenever I see the first sprouts of irises in the flowerbed, their rich buds ready to burst into bloom, I’m reminded of Rosemary from Junior High, and how she would always…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/883 "2003-05-01T23:10:50Z")
“… blow her nose on the hem of Jenny Lee’s skirt.” “Sometimes I wonder if it is really all worth it, but then I think of …” ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/884 "2003-05-02T01:37:34Z")
“That magic night in 'Frisco… when I hooked up with Bippy and Picachu… and a half-dozen hookers… with a weedeater, a live chicken, and some peach preserves” “I simply LOVE the way the moonlight shines on your…” ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/885 "2003-05-02T04:03:47Z")
“…buttocks, your bum positively glows!” “You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/886 "2003-05-02T04:29:56Z")
"…an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you while the rest of us snicker and point behind your back. If you do not know what an attorney is or what you can do with one, reference material will be provided. Attorneys may require recharging. Attorneys may cause side effects in sensitive individuals; these side effects include headache, nausea, dizziness, stomach cramps, dyslexia, sniffles, hot-dog finger, wiggly polyps, halitosis, disorientation, crepuscular emission, anal leakage, dyspepsia and/or Bernholdt’s condition. Your mileage may vary. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/887 "2003-05-02T04:34:22Z")
\ Some states do not allow exclusion of the foregiong exclusions. Attorneys are live-captured and/or free-range. Breeding facilities certified by La Régie des loteries et pouvoirs surhumains du Québec. Remember: for best results, do not taunt your attorney." “And behind door number _three_ we have…” ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/888 "2003-05-02T05:34:29Z")
“Mr. Greenjeans… and I bet you can’t guess what HE’S doin’!” “A high-fiber diet…” ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/889 "2003-05-02T10:51:21Z")
“…may induce sleepiness, mania, cramping and deluded thoughts of grandeur.” “Behind every great man is a…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/890 "2003-05-02T13:32:24Z")
“…a long shadow.” “Microwaves are…” ---
**Author:** ![smam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@smam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smam)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/891 "2003-05-02T14:14:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sunspace \* > \*\* > > “Microwaves are…” ``` .....the greatest ting, the oldest yet the latest ting, la la la la la lala ting, baked potatoes to me" ``` " You a college boy or sumthin? Bet you think yer pretty smart, think you can out-smart a bullet?.." ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/892 "2003-05-02T14:53:17Z")
smart ass College Boy “Well I can outsmart a dum-dum.” thug \\\ smart ass College Boy “Think that’s clever huh!” thug \\\\ _draws long knife_ smart ass College Boy “The pen is mightier than the sword” _pulls biro out of shirt pocket_ thug \\\ “The moral of this story is, when fighting ignorance allways …” ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/893 "2003-05-02T15:47:58Z")
“Fight dirty” “I promise you, it won’t be long. I’t won’t be long until…” ---
**Author:** ![Zenham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a5b964/32.png) [@Zenham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenham)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/894 "2003-05-02T15:59:29Z")
“…I smack it against the wall a few more times.” “I’ve always found my car keys in the same place, because…” ---
**Author:** ![smam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@smam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smam)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/895 "2003-05-02T16:00:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by verbenabeast \* > \*\* > > “I promise you, it won’t be long. I’t won’t be long until…” ``` .....I break my promise, or maybe I wont, the kicker is you wont know till I aready have" ``` “like a cat in a bag, waiting to drown…”\*\* ---
**Author:** ![smam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@smam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smam)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/896 "2003-05-02T16:04:49Z")
ooops, I got it, I got it > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zenham \* > \*\* > “I’ve always found my car keys in the same place, because…” …my car key is my cock, that was a long day at shoe shine/key cutting place I can tell you" “like a cat in a bag, waiting to drown…”\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Zenham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a5b964/32.png) [@Zenham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenham)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/897 "2003-05-02T16:24:21Z")
Ouch. “…I awaited my turn at the audit desk.” “In the white room, with black curtains…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/898 "2003-05-02T16:32:28Z")
“… and padded walls, I awaited in my straight jacket. Who in the early 21st century knew that listening to Raidiohead would result in the terrible desire of all their fans to convert parts of their bodies into keys. Who would have believed such insanity. Well they believe now, bwahahahah.” "A pig in a cage on … ---
**Author:** ![Zenham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a5b964/32.png) [@Zenham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenham)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/899 "2003-05-02T16:43:44Z")
“pay per view wasn’t nearly as entertaining as I thought it would be, but then again, all I had to go on was the PPV guide promising a fun time to be had by all during the 2003 WWF Makin’ Bacon event.” “There’s a fine line between idolatry and adulation; that line gets crossed when…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/900 "2003-05-02T17:25:46Z")
“_e[sup]i(pi)[/sup]_=-1.” “Madeleine! What’re _you_ doing here? I thought you were in Paris…” ---
**Author:** ![Capcha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/82dd89/32.png) [@Capcha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capcha)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/901 "2003-05-02T17:45:59Z")
buying me that expensive silky dildo i saw in a magazine!" “In my humble opinion, Hitler, you…” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792.md?page=44) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792.md?page=46)