# Quote... ...unquote game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 7, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792 "2003-03-07T20:52:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 48
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/942 "2003-05-06T16:49:45Z")
“… doh!” “The perfect orgasm can only be achieved using …” ---
**Author:** ![smam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@smam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smam)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/943 "2003-05-06T16:57:36Z")
…a bin liner, an orange and a Trabbant" **" Herbie goes ape-shit…** ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/944 "2003-05-06T18:22:58Z")
“…whenever I borrow his razor to shave my dogs. He says it’s not the dog hair that bothers him, but the burning desire to hump random legs he has afterwards.” “Warning: Do not use if the clear seal is broken or…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/945 "2003-05-06T18:54:03Z")
“… any other invisible water mammals are damaged.” “The study of ancient Latin is required by …” ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/946 "2003-05-06T19:01:30Z")
“…any Benedictine monk if you hope on scoring with him after your date.” “Wine is fine but…” ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/947 "2003-05-06T19:15:14Z")
“I prefer crack-rock…” “The crystaline, sparklingly exquisite pain derived from a swift kick to the jewels” ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/948 "2003-05-06T19:20:04Z")
“…the thought of so many strangers feet in it can be off-putting.” “Enrique considered his options after the young, attractive Algebra teacher told him to come to her classroom at the close of school. Was she coming on to him? His test scores had been good. That said, he approached the afternoon with…” ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/949 "2003-05-06T19:41:36Z")
“soft candlelight and a fresh bottle of _Courvoisier_.” “If you’re gonna die…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/950 "2003-05-06T20:07:50Z")
“… please do so when Matron is on duty, there will be no dieing between the hours of 9:00 pm and 6:00 am.” “Blood transfusion should not be carried out within 24 hours of …” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/951 "2003-05-06T22:18:53Z")
“…the sacrifice of the chicken. Proper blood is well-aged.” “Torpedo off the starbord bow, sir. Diverging course. However, the kraken is still…” ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/952 "2003-05-06T22:52:04Z")
“…showing signs of kracking further and may disintegrate shortly.” “I first saw Magda in Berlin, and remember how the smoke wafted about her ebony tresses as she made her way towards me across the crowded room. After a dance that was more than a sharing of the band’s beat, she looked at me and asked…” ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/953 "2003-05-06T23:03:01Z")
“Is there any chance you could f\*ck off, loser?” “we were more than friends… more than lovers. We were…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/954 "2003-05-06T23:08:52Z")
“…ISO-9000 compliance auditors.” “Oh yeah? Scan _this_, ya…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/955 "2003-05-07T00:18:10Z")
“… filthy landlubber” **Sunspace** said, turning into a Pirate. “Pieces of Eight” Squarked Bippy, his fine green plumage ruffled. “A,ha there Jim Lad” **Beast** replied. We really shouldn’t have taken those pills **Eve** found on the floor. “Counting sheep, is a good way to …” ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/956 "2003-05-07T00:31:57Z")
“lose you mind… the endless monotony… day in, day out in an endless reason-defying mind boggling parade of insanity… two million, five hundred seventy-two thousand nine hundred and fifty-apeshit!” “what we’ll need to do is…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/957 "2003-05-07T00:44:20Z")
“disconnect the cromulator _before_ applying the jumper cables this time. The car can’t explode _twice_. _\< kaBOOM \>_ …can it?” “All times are GMT - 5h hours. Except on Venus. And Jupiter. And I don’t even _want_ to talk about Alpha Centauri…” ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/958 "2003-05-07T04:46:45Z")
“But then the Alpha Cetaurites ain’t all that keen on punctuality anyhow. And really what difference does it make of they’re late? Damn wet blankets, they are!” “It was the Greatest!! We built a fire on the beach, toasted marshmallows, told ghost stories and did the…” ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/959 "2003-05-07T05:28:49Z")
“…tango, naked, all along the coastline.” “We were kissing with our eyes closed so tight, so young and feeling so…” ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/960 "2003-05-07T05:32:00Z")
“…absolutely frustrated that we forgot the condoms, therefore kissing was all we could do.” “Hickory dickory dock…” ---
**Author:** ![blue\_poop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@blue\_poop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blue_poop)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/961 "2003-05-07T08:08:11Z")
…this bitch was sucking my…lollypop" "my arm hurts so f\*\*\*\*\*g much, you would think that… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792.md?page=47) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792.md?page=49)