# Quote... ...unquote game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 7, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792 "2003-03-07T20:52:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 50
**Author:** ![smam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@smam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smam)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/982 "2003-05-07T18:43:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sunspace \* > \*\* > > “Another good thing about Post-It Notes is that they can be used to…” …replace any damaged or broken fire-proof tiles on the space-shuttle, at a fraction of the normal cost" " Never before in a field of steaming cowpats, have so many…"\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/983 "2003-05-07T18:53:04Z")
“… smelled so bad, from such poo” “Do, or do not, there is no …” ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/984 "2003-05-07T19:37:53Z")
“dO BE Do bE do” “I am the king of the waste-lands. A modern day man of steel. I gather darkness to please me. And I COMMAND you to…” ---
**Author:** ![El\_Marko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@El\_Marko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Marko)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/985 "2003-05-07T19:43:14Z")
“…do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight.” “We are the knights who…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/986 "2003-05-07T20:21:32Z")
“… search for the Holy Penguin. Tell us where can we buy a penguin on-line?” “No Indian meal is complete without …” ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/987 "2003-05-07T22:29:43Z")
“…corn, buffalo, and full head dress.” “The breast is the…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/988 "2003-05-07T22:57:34Z")
“…most succulent part of the virgin. Er, chicken. Yeah. That’s what I meant. _Chicken_.” " ‘I’m a lumberjack and I’m…’ " ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/989 "2003-05-08T00:56:12Z")
“… not going to fall into any silly steriotypes about being a closet poofter. I am a real man and so is my wife Norris.” “Charlie Chapplin’s sexual exploits were legendary, but most famous of all was …” ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/990 "2003-05-08T07:23:57Z")
“…the time he copulated with two fried eggs in a steaming vat of hollandaise sauce.” “Ain’t nothing like the real thing…” ---
**Author:** ![smam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@smam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smam)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/991 "2003-05-08T13:21:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by QueerGeekGirl \* > \*\* > > “Ain’t nothing like the real thing…” …all the sequels and remakes are just gash" “He pulls a knife on you, you pull a gun, they send one of your men to the hospital, you send ten of theirs to the morgue, they spit in your coffee…”\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/992 "2003-05-08T14:14:17Z")
“…and then you realize Grand Theft Auto just isn’t what it’s cracked up to be.” “Skittles–taste the…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/993 "2003-05-08T14:51:30Z")
“… small wooden bowling pins.” “Water, water, everywhere …” ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/994 "2003-05-08T16:18:44Z")
“…you step. Who clogged the toilet?!?” “Many musicians have been influenced by…” ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/995 "2003-05-08T17:17:23Z")
“…copious amounts of illegal substances and readily available sex. Then again, haven’t we all?” “He’s chasing tornados…” ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/996 "2003-05-08T17:27:55Z")
“Which is really a waste of time and effort… I mean, hang out in that big trailer park in that open field and the tornados will find you… right?” “Just about a year ago, I set out on the road. Seeking my fame and fortune. Looking for the…” ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/997 "2003-05-08T19:34:32Z")
“…cheapest, easiest way I could find to makes lots of money. Unfortunately, I’m too ugly to be a hooker, too lazy to deal drugs, and too damn smart to marry into it.” “If loving you is wrong…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/998 "2003-05-08T19:38:30Z")
“…then I’ll have to get the Supreme Court to strike down the existing laws, and Parliament to write new ones, before I can allow myself go out with you. So, I guess that means I’m busy Saturday night. Sorry.” “Dvorak often said that his keyboard was really intended for…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/999 "2003-05-08T20:08:33Z")
“… appearing i cat and mouse cartoons.” “My first memory from my childhood was …” ---
**Author:** ![Shadez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90ced4/32.png) [@Shadez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadez)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1000 "2003-05-08T20:39:49Z")
“…watching this thread hit 1,000 posts. I thought I had it, then I realized it was only 999.” “Three excuses to cheat on a final are…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1001 "2003-05-08T20:51:09Z")
“…‘duh’, ‘um’, and ‘I dunno’. I didn’t say they were good excuses.” “Madness, I say! 1000 posts! Madness!..” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792.md?page=49) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792.md?page=51)