# Quote... ...unquote game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 7, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792 "2003-03-07T20:52:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 51
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1002 "2003-05-08T21:01:18Z")
“… the end of the world is nigh, for Og’s sake think about the children.” “You can’t make an omelet …” ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1003 "2003-05-08T23:01:17Z")
“out of a sow’s ear. Actually, you can, it just wouldn’t be Kosher.” “A Mexican meal…” ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1004 "2003-05-08T23:13:45Z")
“…just isn’t Mexican without a little sombrero in my drink.” “Based upon national taste tests…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1005 "2003-05-08T23:40:23Z")
"… the top five tasting nations are 5. Sweden, 4. Thailand, 3. Jordan, 2. Argentina, 1. Brazil " “The one thing you must NEVER say in polite company is …” ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1006 "2003-05-09T00:02:06Z")
“I need to borrow someone’s face.” “When I have a good idea…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1007 "2003-05-09T02:48:41Z")
“…everybody has a good idea! If I’d hired you to have good ideas of your own, I would have put that in your job descriptions! Now get back to work!!” “The blue link is for passengers only. There is no clicking on the blue link…” ---
**Author:** ![smam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@smam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smam)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1008 "2003-05-09T10:59:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sunspace \* > \*\* > > “The blue link is for passengers only. There is no clicking on the blue link…” ``` ....so even if you click like a bat with tourettes itwill still not have the desired effect." ``` " A turd in the hand…\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1009 "2003-05-09T11:16:07Z")
“…just isn’t worth much at all. Unless it belongs to the Great Endangered Asian Mud Slugum. We’ll give ya a coupla bucks for that.” “We need someone on the case! We need…” ---
**Author:** ![smam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@smam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smam)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1010 "2003-05-09T12:00:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by QueerGeekGirl \* > \*\* > > “We need someone on the case! We need…” ``` Batman or Spider Girl or a genetically modified nuclear Sherlock Holmes on the case, can we do it?" ``` " Errr we have Jim sir, Jim has just reported for duty, we sent him out for doughnuts but we can call him back, will Jim do? " " Yes I suppose so, but let him finish the pastry run first ok?" " Techno, techno, techno, techno…\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1011 "2003-05-09T12:15:26Z")
“…techno everywhere, and not a beat to dance to.” “There’s two or three things that I know for sure…” ---
**Author:** ![smam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@smam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smam)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1012 "2003-05-09T12:29:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by QueerGeekGirl \* > \*\* > > "There’s two or three things that I know for sure… ``` .....my daddy was a pimp and my mommy was a whore, my granny was a madam and my grandad was a fluffer, my uncle is a nonce and my aunt a knob buffer." ``` " Weheyy we’re the turnkeys, we like to blast hoses around…"\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1013 "2003-05-09T12:32:25Z")
“…What do you mean, that’s not a good theme song?” “You’re not supposed to talk to…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1014 "2003-05-09T16:59:00Z")
“… your food, it might answer back” - Cannibal saying #32 “I’m losing on the swings, I’m losing on the …” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1015 "2003-05-09T17:37:26Z")
“…roundabouts, especially that nice little number in [Swindon](http://www.swindonweb.com/life/lifemagi0.htm). No wonder my insurance rates are so high.” “Pepsi. Coke. Can you tell the difference? _I_…” ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1016 "2003-05-09T17:56:53Z")
“prefer Bushmills Irish Whiskey” Like sands through the hourglass. These are…" ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1017 "2003-05-09T18:44:22Z")
“… fleeting moments of frivolity, in this sad and cruel life.” “Kayleigh, is it too late to say I’m …” ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1018 "2003-05-09T19:15:52Z")
“horny?” “I’m Traveling down the road. I’m Flirtin’ with…” ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1019 "2003-05-09T19:43:36Z")
“…a four-legged flamingo in a pink dress. This makes me strangely aroused.” “I’ll stop your crying…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1020 "2003-05-09T20:41:45Z")
“… with my new Eye Plunger[sup]TM[/sup]. Remove all eye irritants with Eye Plunger[sup]TM[/sup] from the makers of the Tonsil Brush[sup]TM[/sup].” “Trapped in the Christening shawl of a hangover,…” ( you’re correct if you smell something fishy about my last few quotes) ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1021 "2003-05-09T21:46:22Z")
“ **Bippy** began another day like he begins every day. With 15 cigarrettes, a half a bottle of Jaegermiester, and 3 shots of dran-o. Nothing like a little ‘hair of the dog that bit ya’!” “Staring into the mouth of the void, \*\*QueerGeekGirl \*\* thought…” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792.md?page=50) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792.md?page=52)