# Quote... ...unquote game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 7, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792 "2003-03-07T20:52:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 54
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1062 "2003-05-14T00:28:58Z")
> [@](#): > > “Submit. Submit. Submit…” “…On second thought you don’t really HAVE to submit entirely… just don’t resist quite so much for a couple minutes, ok?” “Walking through lush peaceful valley, Priscilla thought it quite miraculous that a mere 5 months ago…” ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1063 "2003-05-14T05:35:35Z")
“… she was a 50¢ prostitute in a Laotian brothel. Still, she missed the four brothers left behind with her Grandma.” “She looked good. She looked fine. She looked good, she looked fine…” ---
**Author:** ![smam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@smam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smam)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1064 "2003-05-14T11:31:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by danceswithcats \* > \*\*"She looked good. She looked fine. She looked good, she looked fine… …dating twins was hard I tell you" It was in the month of Liverpool, in the city of July. The rain was snowing heavily, the streets were very dry…"\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1065 "2003-05-14T15:43:03Z")
“…and Paul McCartney was, as usual, walking barefoot across Abbey Road.” “Close my eyes and count to ten…” ---
**Author:** ![smam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@smam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smam)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1066 "2003-05-14T16:44:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by QueerGeekGirl \* > \*\*"Close my eyes and count to ten… ``` ....and when I open them my wallet better be back where I left it, and the hole in the ozone layer fixed, oooh and a muffin placed in my hand. Or you are all getting sacked" ``` “so eh wis oot on the pish the ither day and this wee shite half-inched ma peh supper win ah wis playin the puggy…”\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1067 "2003-05-14T18:34:40Z")
“eh… eh bidder swaller… \ …there. Now I can talk.” “Work? Work is…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1068 "2003-05-14T18:38:05Z")
“… so eh giz 'im a Glasgee kiss, a boddles the suvern poofder.” “Diamonds are a girls best friend, but …” ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1069 "2003-05-14T23:04:54Z")
“…vibrating butt plugs will keep an all-day smile on her face.” “Woodman, spare that tree! Touch not a single bough! In youth it sheltered me, and I’ll…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1070 "2003-05-15T00:09:55Z")
“…be the one to cut it down.” “My kitten is so cute! Every day it comes up to me and looks at me out of its big blue eyes and…” ---
**Author:** ![ZenMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c4cdca/32.png) [@ZenMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZenMonkey)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1071 "2003-05-15T00:16:59Z")
“…plots my demise.” “What goes up…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1072 "2003-05-15T00:48:33Z")
“… is a girl’s best friend” “Out damned spot …” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1073 "2003-05-15T01:16:54Z")
“…out! You know you’re not allowed in the den! Bad dog!” “Organic. Non-organic. Feh. At this point I’m glad when my food…” ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1074 "2003-05-15T01:47:08Z")
“doesn’t quack” “I really love going to the dentist. It’s the only time I really get to …” ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1075 "2003-05-15T03:23:58Z")
“…just lay back and have something long and hard shoved in my mouth…” “When the world stops spinning, when the sun stops shining, that’s when I’ll…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1076 "2003-05-15T04:33:58Z")
“…have expired from proton decay.” “This is disgusting! This keyboard is full of crap! The keys are…” ---
**Author:** ![RobbieFal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c5a1d2/32.png) [@RobbieFal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobbieFal)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1077 "2003-05-15T04:41:21Z")
“made out of spam” “But, I thought I…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1078 "2003-05-15T15:38:16Z")
“… was invisible, when I was standing naked in the girl’s dorm. So how can you claim that I was exposing myself indecently, Officer?” “The best naturist holliday I ever went on, was a tour of …” ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1079 "2003-05-15T22:10:41Z")
( **Krys** I WOULD kill you… if that weren’t so darn funny!) [q]“The best naturist holliday I ever went on, was a tour of …”[/q] “…A fast food restaurant. It DID have it’s drawbacks, however. Splattering fryer oil can be rather unpleasant for a naturist.” “One day I was walking the Streets of Laredo, on the Streets of Laredo I…” ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1080 "2003-05-16T03:40:47Z")
“…suddenly realised that the Mummer’s Parade is held in **Philadelphia**! Damn that discount travel agent and his hijinx!” “My appreciation for Grandma’s stew was lost when I discovered the secret ingredient was really…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1081 "2003-05-16T04:24:17Z")
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