# Quote... ...unquote game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 7, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792 "2003-03-07T20:52:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 55
**Author:** ![smam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@smam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smam)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1082 "2003-05-16T10:54:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sunspace \* > \*\*"I’m on holiday! Long weekend!.. …and am I glad? No I am not, it just gives me more time to dread going back to work, I’m stuck in a loop" " The cheese in Belise stays mainly on the…"\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1083 "2003-05-16T14:42:14Z")
“… knees and bellies of the Chinese striptease.” " I laughed so much that my …" ---
**Author:** ![Capcha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/82dd89/32.png) [@Capcha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capcha)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1084 "2003-05-17T02:41:52Z")
lungs just colasped on themselves and created a mini blackhole!" “I found out my dog ate my tampon. How i found out was the interesting part:…” ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1085 "2003-05-17T03:30:17Z")
“…it was either that or Benji had taken to eating cotton! So much for recycling.” “A herd of cows running off a cliff can be disconcerting for motorists when…” ---
**Author:** ![Capcha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/82dd89/32.png) [@Capcha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capcha)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1086 "2003-05-17T03:48:34Z")
the moon is not out yet" _get it? cow over moon? mouhahahaha…haha…ha…ahem_ “A good semeritan is a…” ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1087 "2003-05-17T03:54:14Z")
“…close relation to the Good Samaritan, although their comparative goodness has yet to be studied by an accredited body.” “Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night…” ---
**Author:** ![Capcha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/82dd89/32.png) [@Capcha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capcha)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1088 "2003-05-17T03:59:45Z")
look at him! he’s still chewin on his wooden chair" “The eclips of the moon happened yesterday. it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen…” ---
**Author:** ![Roadwalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@Roadwalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roadwalker)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1089 "2003-05-17T04:02:57Z")
since that fat guy who work in the produce section had his pants fall down" "Warden threw a party in the county jail, The prision band was there and they began to wail… ---
**Author:** ![Capcha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/82dd89/32.png) [@Capcha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capcha)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1090 "2003-05-17T04:06:59Z")
untill they finnaly connected the wires for the electric show" “your cousin did something very horrible…” ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1091 "2003-05-18T02:28:21Z")
“…although melodious, which was to fart Handel’s _Royal Fireworks_,while playing accompaniment for herself on the recorder. Quite impressive.” “The more things change, the more they…” ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2003, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1092 "2003-05-19T03:54:56Z")
“…become altered, yet retaining a basic similarity to the form alluded to in the previous post.” “Onward Christian Soldiers…” ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2003, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1093 "2003-05-19T04:25:48Z")
“…making as if to conflict with enemies in a deadly fashion.” “Violence grows, and the blood runs freely to decompose…” ---
**Author:** ![smam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@smam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smam)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2003, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1094 "2003-05-19T11:04:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Flamsterette\_X \* > \*\*“Violence grows, and the blood runs freely to decompose…” …and this is the best time to get those herbacious borders in the ground" " This electronic message contains information which may be priviledged or confidential…"\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1095 "2003-05-20T00:32:21Z")
“… and may not be viewed as constructing any binding contract between the reader and his demonic majesty Bill (ygoat Hell) Gates” “Thieves broke into my car on Friday noght and stole my …” ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1096 "2003-05-20T03:23:59Z")
“…dictionary, explaining why noght is entered in place of night, unless noght is a legitimate word in another language.” “We have ignition sequence. We have full engine burn. We have…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1097 "2003-05-20T15:06:48Z")
“…liftoff. I repeat, we have liftoff. And Nigel’s Extra-Spicy Curried Chicken claims another lunchtime victim.” “When standing in the Senate chamber, it is important not to…” ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1098 "2003-05-20T18:01:48Z")
“…grope interns. Rules reserve that right for Senators, only.” “The best part about waking up…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1099 "2003-05-20T18:08:54Z")
“…is peeling yourself off the underside of the bed and then finding out who the other people in the room are.” “Press F1 to…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1100 "2003-05-20T21:38:11Z")
“… dymap thy kyebrado” “The goriest Bollywood film ever produced was …” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1101 "2003-05-21T03:22:44Z")
“…Sam Peckinpah and Deepa Mehta’s _Crimson Saffron and the Stupa of Doom_.” "King Ferdinand looked through the peephole into the waiting area for the throne room, then turned to his wife. ‘Bella, dear, it looks like that Columbus guy is here again. Cripes. He’s worse than that spice salesmen from Venice. Let’s give him a couple of crappy ships and get him out of our hair.’ Queen Isabella turned to her husband, smiled, and said, "I have a better idea. Invite him in, and I’ll…’ " [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792.md?page=54) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792.md?page=56)