# Quote... ...unquote game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 7, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792 "2003-03-07T20:52:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 57
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2003, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1122 "2003-05-29T14:57:12Z")
“…make sure you have a good spot to hide to bodies” “since you been gone, I’m outta my head can’t take…” ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2003, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1123 "2003-05-29T15:11:40Z")
“this damn hat off, thanks to the Super Glue.” “If the enemy of my enemy is my friend…” ---
**Author:** ![smam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@smam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smam)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2003, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1124 "2003-05-29T15:49:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Happy Scrappy Hero Pup \* > \*\*"If the enemy of my enemy is my friend… ``` ....then I could kill my friend and my enemy would be my friend, then I could kill him, it's a win/win situation." ``` “An enema with the produce of my friends enema…”\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2003, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1125 "2003-05-29T16:34:14Z")
“done in open court probably wouldn’t be a very good way to convince the judge to reduce my sentence.” “The most difficult thing for an Irishman…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2003, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1126 "2003-05-29T17:24:38Z")
“… is to drink piss-poor American beer and pretend to like it.” “The enemy of my enemy’s friend, is the brother of my …” ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2003, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1127 "2003-05-29T17:28:20Z")
“sister’s husband’s uncle’s mother-in-law’s cat” “living after midnight, rock into the…” ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2003, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1128 "2003-05-30T01:02:41Z")
“…twenty-first cent-u-ree!” “This has been a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. If this had been an actual emergency, you would have been instructed to…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2003, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1129 "2003-05-30T01:10:35Z")
“… run for your lives, do not attempt to save loved ones and relatives, you have only a few seconds to survive. Use those seconds wisely or you will INEVITABLY DIE. Do not panic, think only of yourselves.” – Michael Moorcock / Hawkwind “When you enter a mosh pit allways remember …” ---
**Author:** ![MarlaDurden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7cd45c/32.png) [@MarlaDurden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MarlaDurden)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2003, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1130 "2003-05-30T01:11:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Thunder \* > \*\*…“ **december** ’s postings (but rarely)” > > “Two’s company, but three’s …” \*\* a pickle factory. “Sometimes when we touch…” ---
**Author:** ![MarlaDurden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7cd45c/32.png) [@MarlaDurden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MarlaDurden)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2003, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1131 "2003-05-30T01:19:53Z")
“When you enter a mosh pit allways remember …” \*\* [/QUOTE] To buckle your llama in the backseat of your hummer. “If at first you don’t succeed…” ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2003, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1132 "2003-05-30T22:18:30Z")
“…press control/Z in an attempt to recover. Failing that, blame Elvis.” “Don’t the aliens need to supply a consent form before using…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2003, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1133 "2003-05-31T00:20:32Z")
“… the Area 51 hanger?” Mr B. asked, showing his lack of experience in interplanetry treaties. “Bad dog! Don’t do that again or …” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2003, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1134 "2003-05-31T00:51:06Z")
“…we’ll _remove_ the intelligence amplifier. Now put Mr Gorgon’s car back together again.” “Weezer! Weeeeeeezer! Whatcha gonna do…” ---
**Author:** ![bibliophile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@bibliophile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophile)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2003, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1135 "2003-05-31T14:08:39Z")
without your nebulizer? “If you don’t keep an eye on the stove, the rice will stick and then…” ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2003, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1136 "2003-05-31T18:04:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by bibliophile \* > \*\*without your nebulizer? > > “If you don’t keep an eye on the stove, the rice will stick and then…” \*\* “… a Child will be born to us, and the Government shall be upon his shoulders.” “You must be familiar with the hardanger fiddle if you wish to understand…” F\_X ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2003, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1137 "2003-06-01T02:47:42Z")
“…the neo-retrive-post-modern-classical-hip-hop-rockabilly style of music, as expressed by Barry and the Buttplugs.” “Once the sedation began to wear off, Louie became acutely aware that…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2003, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1138 "2003-06-01T03:26:21Z")
“…he was no longer upon the planet Venus, and, indeed, he had _never_ been upon the planet Venus. This did not stop him from singing the Aphrodite Terra Blues, even though the room was hundreds of degrees too cold for a really-accurate rendition.” “Beware of…” ---
**Author:** ![smam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@smam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smam)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2003, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1139 "2003-06-02T13:30:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sunspace \* > \*\*"Beware of… …short quotes" "So the guy in the white coat asked for some sodium chloride on his fries, then he looked at me with a smug grin and a raised eyebrow, like he was waiting for me to say something. How I laughed when I grabbed him by the collar and stabbed his eye using a small wooden fork with my quippy retort of “…” \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2003, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1140 "2003-06-02T17:15:16Z")
“That’s one in the eye, for the salt of the earth” “You may not give blood if you have recently…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2003, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1141 "2003-06-02T17:31:31Z")
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