# Quote... ...unquote game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 7, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792 "2003-03-07T20:52:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 59
**Author:** ![furt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/439d5e/32.png) [@furt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furt)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1162 "2003-06-04T17:33:35Z")
… and so is finishing this sentance with a PG rating." "All our yesterdays have lighted fools the way to … ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1163 "2003-06-04T22:47:30Z")
“… sentence this parse complex me for is to” “The ‘G’ spot can be found …” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1164 "2003-06-04T23:42:33Z")
“…between the F and H spots, except on Esperanto keyboards, where it is Shift-T.” “MMM! President’s Choice brand Swedish meatballs!..” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1165 "2003-06-05T15:24:52Z")
“… Put the President’s meat in your mouth today” Will be our new advertising slogan, we have allready signed up Monica Lewinski as our sales spokesperson. "Sex sells, but Feltching … ---
**Author:** ![smam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@smam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smam)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1166 "2003-06-05T16:51:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bippy the Beardless \* > \*\*"Sex sells, but Feltching … …is the only way to really get a bite outta that marketplace"\*\* " Breakin the law Breakin the law, Breakin the law Breakin the law…" ---
**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1167 "2003-06-05T18:36:48Z")
“…and that concludes this episode of VH1’s _Where Are They Now?_” “The last time I went to the grocery store, they were all out of butter…” ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1168 "2003-06-05T21:07:07Z")
“… so i cut my foot off, put it in a bag and danced around in the street”. “It would seem like wisdom but for…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1169 "2003-06-05T23:32:10Z")
“… the fact that even though Cyanide tablets do indeed guarantee you will not die of Cancer or Aids, they are non the less not congruent to a long lifespan.” “You know you are getting to old to boogie when …” ---
**Author:** ![smam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@smam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smam)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1170 "2003-06-06T16:50:02Z")
When theres a guy at the disco who follows you around all night with a coffin in a wheelbarrow. “Changs Mongolian Grill - ’ Its a Griller War and…” ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2003, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1171 "2003-06-07T06:37:49Z")
“…we’ll make sure you like our meat…or else.” “There are times I reflect on moments spent with my Grandpa, just the two of us, he would impart little jewels of wisdom, such as…” ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2003, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1172 "2003-06-07T15:29:19Z")
“…don’t play in the Paelozoic era” “Hey, I think I finally worked out what that thing I found in my shoes was, cos it looked kinda like…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2003, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1173 "2003-06-07T23:42:28Z")
“…Anita Rydberg. But it was really a twelve-dimensional toenail cleaner. Didn’t work worth a shit though.” “While walking through Humber Bay Park today, I looked down into the water and saw an enormous…” ---
**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2003, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1174 "2003-06-07T23:57:14Z")
“…Nuprin. Little. Yellow. Different.” “I tasted a drop of the real world when I went down on…” ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2003, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1175 "2003-06-08T01:45:47Z")
“…the Amazon” “To err is human,…” ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2003, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1176 "2003-06-08T02:14:40Z")
“…to whine about your issues and hire a lawyer is divine.” “Once she’d gotten on her health kick, Jacquelle was dismayed to read the label of the low-fat vegetable mix, in that it contained…” ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2003, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1177 "2003-06-08T03:25:38Z")
“Lyonnaisse! _Mon Dieu_, said she, you can’t hide your lyonnaise!” “Raising the mighty Blade of Thunders, he bellowed his war cry:…” ---
**Author:** ![Capcha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/82dd89/32.png) [@Capcha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capcha)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2003, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1178 "2003-06-08T03:36:45Z")
SHIT!! I’M REALLY ALIVE! I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M STILL ALIVE!" " Wohoa there buddy,…" ---
**Author:** ![Civil\_Twilight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/db5fbb/32.png) [@Civil\_Twilight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Twilight)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2003, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1179 "2003-06-08T07:07:44Z")
" . . . that llama is NOT a ride and that is NOT a coin slot." "Speaking of which, the other day I DID see that guy . . . " ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2003, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1180 "2003-06-08T07:39:52Z")
“… doing the money dance at a wedding with the groom!” (we’re talking a heterosexual wedding here, eh? no funny ideas…) “Are you sure you’ve recovered from your burns? You look…” ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2003, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1181 "2003-06-08T12:58:04Z")
…pink and shiny, like silly putty" “It was a sad day when the stick insects escaped, especially when Grandma told me that she’d…” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792.md?page=58) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792.md?page=60)