# Quote... ...unquote game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 7, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792 "2003-03-07T20:52:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 65
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2003, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1282 "2003-08-03T05:35:06Z")
“…make the scorpion sting itself to death even faster (caffiene thing…)” “Four score and seven years ago…” ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2003, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1283 "2003-08-04T02:52:58Z")
“…it was 1916, and my Grandfather was messing with a primitive version of Windows.” “But they always cut the red wire in the movies…” ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1284 "2003-08-08T23:08:10Z")
“…nonetheless, we’re feeling bulletproof, and today, all day, we cut the green!” “Everybody’s doin’ a brand new dance now…” ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1285 "2003-08-08T23:13:29Z")
“…but Poppa’s got a brand new bag!” “Whenever I feel a little down…” ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1286 "2003-08-09T18:22:03Z")
“…I puts on my platform shoes!” “Deciding between a new coon dog, bigger wheels for the truck, or a boob job for Bobby Sue was too much for Cooter to process, and so he decided to…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1287 "2003-08-10T01:23:51Z")
…to do one third of each. Bobby Sue was not amused. Neither was the dog. Or the truck… ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1288 "2003-08-10T18:05:39Z")
“…such that now Bobby Sue and the truck are lopsided, and the dog runs in circles, leaving odd marks in the dirt.” “Well spank my sister and call me…” ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2003, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1289 "2003-08-15T00:31:37Z")
“…Josephine. I always wanted a walk on the other side.” “The only thing sharper than Joe Bob’s aim for deer was his aim for…” ---
**Author:** ![smam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@smam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smam)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2003, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1290 "2003-08-15T11:03:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by danceswithcats \* > \*\*“The only thing sharper than Joe Bob’s aim for deer was his aim for…” …presidents, of course because his weapon of choice is a 1920’s style " Ray-Gun " it doesn’t really matter how accurate your aim is. The last time he tried to pop a cap in Bush jnr’s ass he only managed to slightly perm everyone in the crowds hair." " Last week I was surfing when a 200ft killer wave…"\*\* ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1291 "2003-08-16T01:35:10Z")
“…turned everyones hairstyles back to 1950 standards. There was beehives everywhere, I tell ya…” “Now that he had the tiny province of Buttkiss under his control, Malcolm III needed to establish himself as a conqueror by…” ---
**Author:** ![Shiva418](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/77aa72/32.png) [@Shiva418](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shiva418)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1292 "2003-08-16T02:37:19Z")
“…forcing all of the conquered peoples to toss his salad.” “One time when Dubya was in the oval office…” ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1293 "2003-08-16T20:45:01Z")
“…Monica stopped by to kneel on the carpet and make the letter O, just for old times sake.” “Winfred, you idiot! Now that you’ve set the hyperspace drive to 1953, our only choice is to…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1294 "2003-08-16T23:20:48Z")
“…grab the remote, bail out, and learn to do the funky chicken! And you _know_ that I have no musical talent.” “Thursday afternoon when you pushed that button, I immediately noticed…” ---
**Author:** ![Stage\_Manager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stage_manager/32/7267_2.png) [@Stage\_Manager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stage_Manager)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1295 "2003-08-16T23:32:28Z")
“…how crystal clear everything became, and how my sinus problem cleard up immediately.” “Yesterday I was talking to Mr. Brainburg, and he told me that…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1296 "2003-08-17T04:06:18Z")
“…‘the strawberries are squorlum kikifanata dogface in the banana patch.’ I replaced his mainmodule and wheeled him back into the storage area. _When_ are we going to get the new-model Mr. Brainburgs? The sales staff are threatening to quit!” “Heat is Nature’s way of telling us to…” ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1297 "2003-08-17T04:11:49Z")
“… put on wild-looking clothing and dance naked in the sunlight.” “I believe that a breathing cadaver is the same thing as life, because…” ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1298 "2003-08-17T15:37:09Z")
“…are we not undead? We are Devo!” “Grunmeier felt as though he was on a staircase from an Escher drawing, climbing for hours yet never reaching the top, when suddenly…” ---
**Author:** ![Shiva418](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/77aa72/32.png) [@Shiva418](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shiva418)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1299 "2003-08-17T18:45:37Z")
“…he came to the EDGE OF THE PAPER, after which Escher shooed him back into the picture.” “Peppermint Foot Lotion works well until…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1300 "2003-08-17T23:19:29Z")
“…you get Flavourful Frostbite[sup]TM[/sup].” “Miraculously, the ravens had not yet…” ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1301 "2003-08-17T23:39:22Z")
“… put on wide-brimmed fedoras to prepare for the Festival of the Tartans.” “Why do we want to go into screaming dementia? Because…” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792.md?page=64) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792.md?page=66)