# Quote... ...unquote game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 7, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792 "2003-03-07T20:52:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![dwc1970](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@dwc1970](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwc1970)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/121 "2003-03-10T15:42:42Z")
“…single dollar of my hard-earned money to those so-called ‘charities.’” “If you walked a mile in my shoes…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/122 "2003-03-10T15:58:13Z")
“… you would be a mile away and I would have no shoes” “The thing I can’t stand about Monday is …” ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/123 "2003-03-10T16:13:28Z")
“…how confusing it is that his name is the same as a day of the week.” “Houston, we have a…” ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/124 "2003-03-10T16:33:04Z")
“…guy at the door here trying to deliver a pepperoni pizza.” “Baby, I was born to …” ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/125 "2003-03-10T16:40:43Z")
“… A three-legged bear and a wombat. That’s why I look so funny.” “Like a bridge over troubled water, I will…” ---
**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/126 "2003-03-10T16:45:50Z")
“…freeze first in cold weather.” “Do, or do not. There is no…” ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/127 "2003-03-10T22:01:49Z")
“…doobie doobie doo” “It was the best of times, …” ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/128 "2003-03-10T22:13:44Z")
“but on the other hand, it rerally wasn’t the best of times.” “I got a postcard…” ---
**Author:** ![auntnut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f6c823/32.png) [@auntnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntnut)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/129 "2003-03-11T00:40:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Earl of Sandwhich \* > [B > > “I got a postcard…” \*\* It was from the mods on this board congratulating me for being able to post! “I have just about had it with you…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/130 "2003-03-11T01:07:39Z")
“… but I am still a virgin” “There once was a man from Nantuckett…” ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/131 "2003-03-11T01:55:01Z")
“who was unclear on the concept of rhyming.” “Who was it who said…” ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/132 "2003-03-11T02:04:06Z")
Beware of Greeks looking gift horses in the mouth? He who would be a man must… ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/133 "2003-03-11T02:11:17Z")
“…first perform the appropriate surgery.” “Many times it’s the _bear_ that loses the…” ---
**Author:** ![Roadwalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@Roadwalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roadwalker)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/134 "2003-03-11T03:46:53Z")
place to s\*it in the woods" Go ahead…make my ---
**Author:** ![Black\_Train\_Song](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4da419/32.png) [@Black\_Train\_Song](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Black_Train_Song)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/135 "2003-03-11T04:32:32Z")
“…salad” “He made his bed, now he has to…” ---
**Author:** ![FranticMad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c68b51/32.png) [@FranticMad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FranticMad)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/136 "2003-03-11T04:47:10Z")
“clean up his room in less than 205.6 seconds to win the gold medal in the Teenage Olympics” “I expect you to follow my instructions…” ---
**Author:** ![it\_sjustme](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/da6949/32.png) [@it\_sjustme](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/it_sjustme)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/137 "2003-03-11T04:57:56Z")
“…because, frankly, I can’t read my own writing.” “Three out of four dentists surveyed…” ---
**Author:** ![FranticMad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c68b51/32.png) [@FranticMad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FranticMad)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/138 "2003-03-11T05:07:21Z")
“…the battlefield at Gettysburg and were shot by trained soldiers with rifles.” “I never understood what makes people so…” ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/139 "2003-03-11T05:47:21Z")
…well, _people_-like! “Feelings…nothing more than feelings, trying to forget my feelings of…” ---
**Author:** ![it\_sjustme](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/da6949/32.png) [@it\_sjustme](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/it_sjustme)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/140 "2003-03-11T05:54:38Z")
“…I’m sorry…Umm, I, uhh…I forgot what I was saying” “I don’t care what all your friends are doing! As long as you live under my roof you…” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792.md?page=8)