# Quote... ...unquote game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 7, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792 "2003-03-07T20:52:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 70
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1382 "2003-09-26T09:32:32Z")
“… not that that’s a bad thing.” “Second place, it’s always second place, how…” ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1383 "2003-09-26T10:35:08Z")
“…in the hell am I ever going to win the trophy for Most Idiotic Statement Ever with all these idiots around?” “In the darkness, there are a thousand…” ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1384 "2003-09-26T23:31:17Z")
“…gnatty bugs trying to fly up my nostrils.” “Twelve out of seven nuns surveyed prefer…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1385 "2003-09-27T01:28:04Z")
“…semifractional partially-non-real paramath. The others like honey.” “Gruggghhh. Fflthorgh. Blunk. Vvv…?” ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1386 "2003-09-27T01:31:54Z")
“…ladies and gentlemen, this ends my impression of our President.” “I used to be somebody, good lord…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1387 "2003-09-27T01:57:41Z")
“…and now I’m somebody else. I still can’t explain it.” “_Merde! Merde merde merde_…” ---
**Author:** ![bradwalt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/858c86/32.png) [@bradwalt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bradwalt)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1388 "2003-09-27T04:06:25Z")
… don’t grow on trees. “Oh say can you see, by the …” ---
**Author:** ![Frankenbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c0e974/32.png) [@Frankenbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frankenbear)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1389 "2003-09-27T04:34:38Z")
… table? That’s the mess you made. Now clean it up." "I bet you didn’t know I have never… ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1390 "2003-09-27T11:58:25Z")
“…said, `I bet you didn’t know I have never.” “Coursing through his veins was…” ---
**Author:** ![shijinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@shijinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shijinn)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1391 "2003-09-27T18:11:50Z")
" … blood infected by a zombie and a vampire. " "got to wonder what will he … " ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1392 "2003-09-27T19:13:35Z")
“…do in the daytime.” “We’re all out of potato chips, how many times…” ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1393 "2003-09-27T21:40:12Z")
“…have I told you to slice them thinly and make them in abundance, lest a moment of lacking overtake us? Men-keel haul the cook!” “Bertram was astounded to open his sock drawer and find…” ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1394 "2003-09-27T22:00:18Z")
“…the magic had happened one more time.” “Of all the books to have fallen off the shelf, …” ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1395 "2003-09-28T00:08:39Z")
"…it had to be my leatherbound first edition of “The Yeti: Man Or Myth?” “I got that feeling; you know, the one you can only…” ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1396 "2003-09-28T10:22:32Z")
"…experience when little bits of stripped, small gauge electrical wire become integral to your happiness. “The paints melting off the radiators, but outside…” ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1397 "2003-09-28T11:33:55Z")
“…there’s seventy-eight llamas grazing peacefully under a harvest moon.” “Apply a liberal amount of oil to all exposed…” ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1398 "2003-09-28T12:15:19Z")
“rolls of films to make some very inexpensive fly-catchers.” “One, one, two and a half…” ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1399 "2003-09-28T19:37:17Z")
“…is an example of why Izzy’s dismal counting skills would preclude him becoming a band leader.” “Will you look at all of the bubbles…” ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1400 "2003-09-28T20:33:38Z")
“of highly toxic phosgene being generated from that mixture of candy bars, beer and mucilage.” “I’m really sorry, it was such a great meal, but I couldn’t…” ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1401 "2003-09-29T04:10:56Z")
“…possibly join in your Roman custom of vomiting and eating again.” “I’ve been looking for the weasel, who used to drive a diesel, 'til the rabbits ate his brain…” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792.md?page=69) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792.md?page=71)