# Quote... ...unquote game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 7, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792 "2003-03-07T20:52:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 74
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1462 "2003-11-06T00:38:01Z")
“…got into a barfight with the Hell’s Angels, and THEY called the cops” “My printer is on the fritz, won’t be able to…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1463 "2003-11-06T01:22:38Z")
“…print in German _or_ English for quite some time. Good thing I can read Egyptian heiroglyphics.” “Yes, I have a metre stick, and…” ---
**Author:** ![sportshoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e56c9b/32.png) [@sportshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sportshoe)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1464 "2003-11-06T08:08:58Z")
And I’m still short. Yesterday a girl slapped me in the face because … ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1465 "2003-11-06T10:48:50Z")
"… now, you’re not gonna believe this, she just graduated from “The Slap the Face of the First Person You See Whom You Suspect of Being A SDMB Habitue.” Talk about _niche_ schools! “I running late for work, but I just gotta’…” ---
**Author:** ![sportshoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e56c9b/32.png) [@sportshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sportshoe)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1466 "2003-11-06T11:41:31Z")
accept the fact I’m unemployed My female Boss Is staring at me because … ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1467 "2003-11-06T15:56:39Z")
“…I took casual dressing Fridays a touch too far and showed up for work wearing flip-flops and a toilet tissue cardboard tube covered with multicolor sequins.” “One of the more innovative uses for string cheese is…” ---
**Author:** ![Chicago\_Faucet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chicago_faucet/32/13910_2.png) [@Chicago\_Faucet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chicago_Faucet)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1468 "2003-11-06T17:23:28Z")
“…food.” “When in doubt…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1469 "2003-11-06T18:47:04Z")
“…ponder, then procrastinate. When _not_ in doubt, charge madly off the cliff.” “A large number of people feel that potatoes are actually the…” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Immortal\_Mango](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/da6949/32.png) [@The\_Immortal\_Mango](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Immortal_Mango)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1470 "2003-11-06T21:11:20Z")
…the brains of the operation here at Macdonalds, and they’d be right." "They say ninety percent of accidents… ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1471 "2003-11-06T21:16:47Z")
… can be blamed on a person" "people in glass houses shouldn’t… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Immortal\_Mango](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/da6949/32.png) [@The\_Immortal\_Mango](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Immortal_Mango)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1472 "2003-11-06T21:31:31Z")
be nudists" Here’s an obscure one for you, it’s taken from Black Books "They wouldn’t take the piano back because it was full of (the real ending is spoons by the way) ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1473 "2003-11-06T21:39:52Z")
“… eels, the hovercraft had already capsized due to their weight.” “All the spoons players in Jonathan’s band…” ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1474 "2003-11-06T23:25:09Z")
“…had green fingers, as the spoons weren’t really gold at all.” “With lightweight eels, the calculations showed that the hovercraft would have…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1475 "2003-11-07T03:27:11Z")
“…hovered only _two_ inches underground, insted of the three feet that proved so disastrous to the riders in the front car of Subway Train 64.” “Groop! I implore thee…” ---
**Author:** ![sportshoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e56c9b/32.png) [@sportshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sportshoe)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1476 "2003-11-07T06:54:00Z")
Stop kissing those frogs. Not a prince but an ulcer will be on your lips. I swear she was 18 officer, Otherwise I would never have … ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1477 "2003-11-07T15:11:56Z")
“…broken off the wedding with her Mom.” “In a rare display of marital arts mastery, Achmet defended his convenience store from the robber using only…” ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1478 "2003-11-07T15:15:27Z")
Yikes! that should have been **martial**. My bad ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1479 "2003-11-07T15:51:12Z")
“…his wife’s laundry.” “Post-it Notes are a convenient source of…” ---
**Author:** ![sportshoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e56c9b/32.png) [@sportshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sportshoe)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1480 "2003-11-07T16:40:28Z")
information for letting my colleagues at work know when I’m having my lobotomie. My dog is very jumpy ever since … ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1481 "2003-11-07T18:14:46Z")
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