# Quote... ...unquote game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 7, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792 "2003-03-07T20:52:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 76
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1502 "2003-11-11T22:09:06Z")
“…OG!” “I need money. Who can…” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Immortal\_Mango](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/da6949/32.png) [@The\_Immortal\_Mango](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Immortal_Mango)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1503 "2003-11-11T22:14:04Z")
…I get to sleep with me, so I can then sue for sexual harresment?" "The only draw back to have two legs is… ---
**Author:** ![SJSB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@SJSB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SJSB)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1504 "2003-11-11T22:48:12Z")
“That My bottom is further away from the Earth than I would like it to be.” “Looking to the sky, I can see bright green Monkeys - they are looking in their pockets for…” ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1505 "2003-11-12T03:14:10Z")
“toll money, because they weren’t smart enough to buy EZ Pass transponders.” “Betty looked about her living room, the soiled carpet, broken furniture, unclaimed undergarments, and wondered…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1506 "2003-11-12T04:01:09Z")
“…did life ever get any better than _this_? It thrilled her little trailer-park heart as she went out to lay a man-trap along the road.” “I have three photographs on my desk. Three photographs. And the worst thing about them is…” ---
**Author:** ![sportshoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e56c9b/32.png) [@sportshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sportshoe)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1507 "2003-11-12T10:37:06Z")
they all show my wife ONCE if you put them next to each other. Yesterday I creamed the heavy weight boxing champion in a chess game and he … ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1508 "2003-11-12T15:07:01Z")
“…tasted sooo good. The carrots added the final touch.” “May I never again see…” ---
**Author:** ![sportshoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e56c9b/32.png) [@sportshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sportshoe)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1509 "2003-11-12T15:24:47Z")
my grandmother-in-law in a short skirt, bent over on a windy day. If you cant stand annoying kids , … ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1510 "2003-11-13T00:14:01Z")
“…start out practicing annoying the bejabbers out of your peers, then just work your way down the chronological scale.” “As I attempted to roll up the windowshade…” ---
**Author:** ![sportshoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e56c9b/32.png) [@sportshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sportshoe)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1511 "2003-11-13T11:47:36Z")
I got stuck and now people think I’m Jewish When I saw cookingpan flying towards me in the kitchen I thought… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Immortal\_Mango](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/da6949/32.png) [@The\_Immortal\_Mango](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Immortal_Mango)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1512 "2003-11-13T21:15:49Z")
Damn, another polergeist." "Baking soda should never be underestimated as a… ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1513 "2003-11-13T22:39:49Z")
“…substitute for flouring chicken before frying. It’ll clean the pan, whiten your teeth, take care of your heartburn and deodorize the refrigerator when you put the leftovers in it.” “I’m not gonna’ rake any more…” ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/1514 "2003-11-13T23:07:53Z")
**Moderator’s Notes:** I think we’re done with this one, too. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792.md?page=75)