# Quote... ...unquote game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 7, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792 "2003-03-07T20:52:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![IrishMeg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/d26b3c/32.png) [@IrishMeg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IrishMeg)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/141 "2003-03-11T08:09:56Z")
“…obey the laws of gravity. Come down from that ceiling now!” “You seem like a nice guy, so why is it every time I touch you…” ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/142 "2003-03-11T13:05:50Z")
“…I start speaking Bulgarian?” “Once upon a midnight dreary…” ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/143 "2003-03-11T13:19:07Z")
…I worked developing quantum theory." “Good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and rye, singin’…” ---
**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/144 "2003-03-11T13:39:09Z")
“…I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE!” “I’d like to teach the world to…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/145 "2003-03-11T13:43:23Z")
“…f&\*k, in trenchant pulchritude!” “And if you don’t agree to this oh-so-reasonable measure, the terrorists have already…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/146 "2003-03-11T16:08:16Z")
“… discovered the third word ending in gry !” “If I said you had a beautiful body would you …” ---
**Author:** ![ForgottenLore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5e9695/32.png) [@ForgottenLore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ForgottenLore)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/147 "2003-03-11T16:28:04Z")
“…ask not what your country could do for you, but what you could do for me?” “A fool and his money…” ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/148 "2003-03-11T16:42:06Z")
‘’…had a hell of a time getting together in the first place." “Rock and roll hootchie-koo…” ---
**Author:** ![ForgottenLore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5e9695/32.png) [@ForgottenLore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ForgottenLore)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/149 "2003-03-11T16:47:29Z")
“…should never be confused with Rock and roll _cootchie-coo._” “There’s no business like…” ---
**Author:** ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/150 "2003-03-11T16:54:02Z")
“…contract killing.” “O, I die, Horatio. The potent poison…” ---
**Author:** ![AvidReader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e47774/32.png) [@AvidReader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AvidReader)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/151 "2003-03-11T17:11:29Z")
“…is killing me” “If you can’t get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you’d best…” ---
**Author:** ![ForgottenLore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5e9695/32.png) [@ForgottenLore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ForgottenLore)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/152 "2003-03-11T17:13:44Z")
“…pours through my person, percolating into my pancreas, my pinkies, and my privates.” “One, two, three-o-clock, four-o-clock…” ---
**Author:** ![it\_sjustme](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/da6949/32.png) [@it\_sjustme](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/it_sjustme)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/153 "2003-03-11T17:15:55Z")
“…Oh, wait. I’m not dying. Just a little gassy. My bad” "My Momma always said, “Life is like a …” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/154 "2003-03-11T17:17:36Z")
“… of our unrequited love, makes me swoon for a kiss” “Some people have all the …” ---
**Author:** ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/155 "2003-03-11T17:42:21Z")
“…simulposts.” “How much wood would a woodchuck…” ---
**Author:** ![FallFast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ba9def/32.png) [@FallFast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FallFast)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/156 "2003-03-11T17:56:19Z")
“…use if he were building a 2700 square foot house.” “Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/157 "2003-03-11T18:19:37Z")
“…to simmer gently for 2 hours before serving” "Sex with you is like … " ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/158 "2003-03-11T18:25:47Z")
“…parsing infinitives while ‘dipping cheese’ at the Royal Ballet.” “One fine sunny day in Cuddleburg, the little town that stands at the base of Big Candy Rock Mountain, Big Bob the Builder loaded his truck with all kinds of neat-o tools and wood and supplies and went out to build a shiny new house. When he got to the building site, right next to Polly Wolly McTavish’s farm, he discovered…” ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/159 "2003-03-11T18:39:20Z")
“…the meaning of life.” “Which twin has the …” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/159792/160 "2003-03-11T19:21:46Z")
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