# Quote... ...Unquote game! **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [August 26, 2008, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/461356 "2008-08-26T22:15:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/461356/41 "2008-08-27T14:31:09Z")
[QUOTE=cornflakes] Geddy–which is the better bassist? “Long ago, when I was a young man, my father said to me,” [/QUOTE] “…‘Son, you’ll go blind.’” “The best way to get to Carnegie Hall is to…” ---
**Author:** ![cornflakes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/461356/42 "2008-08-27T14:38:11Z")
[QUOTE=tdn] “…‘Son, you’ll go blind.’” “The best way to get to Carnegie Hall is to…” [/QUOTE] “Sneak in with Sally through the alley.” “The Carthaginians defending the city were attacked by three Roman legions. The Carthaginians were proud and brave but they…” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/461356/43 "2008-08-27T15:42:17Z")
[QUOTE=cornflakes] “The Carthaginians defending the city were attacked by three Roman legions. The Carthaginians were proud and brave but they…” [/QUOTE] brought a knife to a gunfight. “Near, far, wherever you are I believe…” ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/461356/44 "2008-08-27T15:49:38Z")
[QUOTE=kunilou] “Near, far, wherever you are I believe…” [/QUOTE] …the cops will still enforce that restraining order. Two’s company, three’s a… ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/461356/45 "2008-08-27T15:59:52Z")
[QUOTE=Hoopy Frood] …the cops will still enforce that restraining order. Two’s company, three’s a… [/QUOTE] …menage a trois. “One man’s trash is another man’s…” ---
**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/461356/46 "2008-08-27T16:09:18Z")
[QUOTE=tdn] …menage a trois. “One man’s trash is another man’s…” [/QUOTE] … menage a trois. “Is this a dagger…” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/461356/47 "2008-08-27T16:11:41Z")
“…or are you chust enchoying the show?” “I may be drunk, madam, but tomorrow I shall be sober, and you will still…” ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/461356/48 "2008-08-27T16:20:00Z")
…be all that you can be!" “Nine out of ten dentists recommend…” ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/461356/49 "2008-08-27T16:20:26Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] “…or are you chust enchoying the show?” “I may be drunk, madam, but tomorrow I shall be sober, and you will still…” [/QUOTE] look the same. Don’t pitch a… ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/461356/50 "2008-08-27T17:48:51Z")
[QUOTE=Dolores Reborn] “Nine out of ten dentists recommend…” [/QUOTE] Folger’s Crystals In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the district attorneys, who . . . ---
**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/461356/51 "2008-08-27T17:52:02Z")
[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting] Folger’s Crystals In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate, yet equally important, groups. The police who investigate crime, and the district attorney who . . . [/QUOTE] …ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. “We the people, in order to form…” ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/461356/52 "2008-08-27T18:36:12Z")
[QUOTE=fachverwirrt] …ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. “We the people, in order to form…” [/QUOTE] “…of a sea lion! (Jayna)” “Shape of.. an ice bucket! (Zann)” “Glbdgldglbdglb. (Gleek)” “You ain’t nothin’ but a…” ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/461356/53 "2008-08-27T19:08:56Z")
[QUOTE=The New and Improved Superman] “You ain’t nothin’ but a…” [/QUOTE] good cigar is a smoke." "If you can fill the unforgiving minute/ With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run… " ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/461356/54 "2008-08-27T20:02:23Z")
“…you’re a better man than I, Gunga Din.” “This is the sort of errant pedantry…” ---
**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/461356/55 "2008-08-27T20:10:56Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] “This is the sort of errant pedantry…” [/QUOTE] “upon which I shall build my church.” “If you want peace…” ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/461356/56 "2008-08-27T20:15:10Z")
[QUOTE=Bayard] “upon which I shall build my church.” “If you want peace…” [/QUOTE] You got to, got to, got to TRYYYYYYYYYY a little tenderness!" “Frankly my dear, I don’t…” ---
**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/461356/57 "2008-08-27T20:33:09Z")
[QUOTE=The New and Improved Superman] You got to, got to, got to TRYYYYYYYYYY a little tenderness!" “Frankly my dear, I don’t…” [/QUOTE] ..wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener. “If I were a rich man…” ---
**Author:** ![Chessic\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7c8e57/32.png) [@Chessic\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chessic_Sense)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/461356/58 "2008-08-27T20:39:05Z")
[QUOTE=fachverwirrt] ..wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener. “If I were a rich man…” [/QUOTE] “…Obla dee Obla da!” “No, Luke. I am…” ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/461356/59 "2008-08-27T20:42:33Z")
[QUOTE=IntelSoldier] “…Obla dee Obla da!” “No, Luke. I am…” [/QUOTE] …woman! Here me roar! I am STRONG! I am invincible! I AM WOMAN!" “All the world’s a…” ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-unquote-game/461356/60 "2008-08-27T21:16:15Z")
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