# Quotes and New Quotees

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**Created:** [February 17, 2014, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quotes-and-new-quotees/681526 "2014-02-17T06:24:01Z")\
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**Post date:** [February 17, 2014, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quotes-and-new-quotees/681526/1 "2014-02-17T06:24:01Z")

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Find a famous quote and a more fitting person to have made the quote. Or think up some person and ascribe a funny quote to him/her.

“Sorry about that, chief.” —George A. Custer  
“Now cut that out!” --Francis Ford Coppola  
“Please, Sir, may I have some more?” --Xaviera Hollander

or:

_(Superman, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound):_  
“That Roto-Rooter BITES!”