# R.I.P. Mary Jo

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/r-i-p-mary-jo/255738>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 18, 2004, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/r-i-p-mary-jo/255738 "2004-07-18T23:57:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2004, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/r-i-p-mary-jo/255738/41 "2004-07-19T01:38:17Z")

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Beating a dead horse, and it **is** the one trick pony of **milroyj**.

“Dakota tribal wisdom says that when you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount.” But not **milroyj** , no siree. His tactic is to declare: “No horse is too dead to beat.”

[http://www.thehumorarchives.com/humor/0000713.html](http://www.thehumorarchives.com/humor/0000713.html)

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**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2004, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/r-i-p-mary-jo/255738/42 "2004-07-19T01:38:33Z")

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> [@milroyj](#):
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> He wasn’t convicted because of his name. **I** spit in the face of our great legal system? No, **you** do. Where is the justice for what happened to Miss Moxley? Beaten to death with a golf club, no less. Apparently, no justice for the deaths of Ron and Nicole, either. Fuckers.

Does this thread have any other purpose than to spew bile and worsen the already rabid politcal climate? As far as I can tell, **milroyj** , you’re randomly collecting every bad thing that ever happend, then somehow implicating liberals in general in them. Good lord, man, certainly not even you can paint with that broad a brush.

Can you just possibly entertain the notion, for just one second, that people who disagree with you aren’t evil? That possibly, just possibly, people who disagree with you do so not to ruin the country or piss you off personally, but for principled reasons?

On second thought, forget I asked. It’s spitting into the wind. Just keep in mind that what you write here reflects on the contents of _your_ heart, mind and character, no one else’s.

Veb

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**Author:** ![milroyj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@milroyj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/milroyj)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2004, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/r-i-p-mary-jo/255738/43 "2004-07-19T01:39:00Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> Oh, I wouldn’t worry about that, coherence isn’t really expected of you, we just show up for the entertainment. Besides, OJ is out there, even as we speak, tracking down the real killers.

Yep, right there between the sand traps and the water hazards.

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**Author:** ![milroyj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@milroyj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/milroyj)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2004, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/r-i-p-mary-jo/255738/44 "2004-07-19T01:40:36Z")

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> [@Governor Quinn](#):
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> Why is **milroyj** throwing Martha Moxley into this? Skakel was convicted.

Is he in jail yet? If not, why not?

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2004, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/r-i-p-mary-jo/255738/45 "2004-07-19T01:49:42Z")

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This is absurd.

If there is any evidence of Ted Kennedy’s drunkeness when the accident occurred, let’s have it. Otherwise, he’s not remotely a murderer.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2004, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/r-i-p-mary-jo/255738/46 "2004-07-19T01:50:00Z")

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> [@milroyj](#):
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> He wasn’t convicted because of his name. **I** spit in the face of our great legal system? No, **you** do. Where is the justice for what happened to Miss Moxley? Beaten to death with a golf club, no less. Apparently, no justice for the deaths of Ron and Nicole, either. Fuckers.

No, actually, I think the person doing the spitting is the person who writes crap like:

> [@milroyj](#):
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> Doesn’t matter if he was convicted or not.

As usual, **milroyj** , you are a bastion of ignorance, prejudice, poor logic, and flagrant disrespect for the values that made this country great. I ask you again, **milroyj** , why do you hate America? Why do you hate freedom?

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**Author:** ![Atticus\_Finch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ec9cab/32.png) [@Atticus\_Finch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atticus_Finch)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2004, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/r-i-p-mary-jo/255738/47 "2004-07-19T01:50:19Z")

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> [@milroyj](#):
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> Yep, right there between the sand traps and the water hazards.

It was a joke, you moron.

Why is this OP not trolling? You’re using an incident that happened many years ago, overinflating it by describing it as murder, and then using these wild innuendoes to tar all people from the same state, or all people from the same political party, or something like that.

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**Author:** ![milroyj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@milroyj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/milroyj)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2004, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/r-i-p-mary-jo/255738/48 "2004-07-19T01:52:02Z")

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> [@TVeblen](#):
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> Can you just possibly entertain the notion, for just one second, that people who disagree with you aren’t evil? That possibly, just possibly, people who disagree with you do so not to ruin the country or piss you off personally, but for principled reasons? Veb

I agree with you 100%. But the same can be said about the lefties on this board, who go on and on about how conservatives, or tightie righties, or Repuglicans, are evil. Look, I disagree with liberals for principled reasons myself. Yet I get mocked, and it’s OK. Whatever. ☹

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2004, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/r-i-p-mary-jo/255738/49 "2004-07-19T01:54:08Z")

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> [@milroyj](#):
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> Is he in jail yet? If not, why not?

He is IN jail.

[http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/07/05/moxley/](http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/07/05/moxley/)

And you wondering if he was not, is proof of what a monumental ignorant you are. News must travel really, really, slow in that area of Chicago were you are.

Or it is high time for you to change your sources of information.

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**Author:** ![Atticus\_Finch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ec9cab/32.png) [@Atticus\_Finch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atticus_Finch)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2004, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/r-i-p-mary-jo/255738/50 "2004-07-19T01:55:17Z")

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> [@milroyj](#):
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> I agree with you 100%. But the same can be said about the lefties on this board, who go on and on about how conservatives, or tightie righties, or Repuglicans, are evil. Look, I disagree with liberals for principled reasons myself. Yet I get mocked, and it’s OK. Whatever. ☹

I believe I’m mocking you for the first time here, though I could be wrong. And I’m not mocking you for your political beliefs, or your principled opposition to liberal notions, but merely for the steaming load of bullshit that is your OP.

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2004, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/r-i-p-mary-jo/255738/51 "2004-07-19T01:55:33Z")

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> [@milroyj](#):
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> Is he in jail yet? If not, why not?

Why do you think he isn’t?

[http://www.wmtw.com/Global/story.asp?S=1966007](http://www.wmtw.com/Global/story.asp?S=1966007)  
“Skakel, 43, is serving a prison sentence of 20 years to life.”

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2004, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/r-i-p-mary-jo/255738/52 "2004-07-19T01:57:52Z")

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> [@milroyj](#):
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> Is he in jail yet? If not, why not?

Mr. Skakel is currently doing 20 to life at the MacDougall Correctional Institution in Connecticut.

Cripes, try a google search once in a while.

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2004, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/r-i-p-mary-jo/255738/53 "2004-07-19T01:58:42Z")

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Here I saw the title, and thought it was some nice woman you knew personally, and she died and it was very sad.

I think your title was a bit misleading.  
Maybe Ted Kennedy is a murderer would’ve been better.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2004, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/r-i-p-mary-jo/255738/54 "2004-07-19T01:59:24Z")

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…And I will try the preview function once in a while. :smack:

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**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2004, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/r-i-p-mary-jo/255738/55 "2004-07-19T02:00:37Z")

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> [@milroyj](#):
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> I agree with you 100%. But the same can be said about the lefties on this board, who go on and on about how conservatives, or tightie righties, or Repuglicans, are evil. Look, I disagree with liberals for principled reasons myself. Yet I get mocked, and it’s OK. Whatever. ☹

You’re being mocked because you posted a crashingly _stupid_, scattershot thread, aimed at pissing off everybody who doesn’t agree with you. Contrary to your dearly held wish, that does not make you a martyr for your political beliefs. It makes you someone who seems hellbent determined to make a total fool of himself in public.  
Whatever pops your corn, **milroyj**. Your choice. Obviously you wouldn’t do it if you weren’t getting something out of it. It’s just remarkably tedious to those who don’t want their time wasted with flagrant inanities.

Veb

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**Author:** ![milroyj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@milroyj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/milroyj)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2004, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/r-i-p-mary-jo/255738/56 "2004-07-19T02:02:42Z")

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> [@Bricker](#):
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> This is absurd.
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> If there is any evidence of Ted Kennedy’s drunkeness when the accident occurred, let’s have it. Otherwise, he’s not remotely a murderer.

C’mon Rick, you’re smarter than that. Like sober people routinely drive off of bridges, and leave their passengers to drown.

BTW, do you accept that Laura Bush is a murderer because of her traffic accident?

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2004, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/r-i-p-mary-jo/255738/57 "2004-07-19T02:02:47Z")

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“Whatever pops your corn…” Hey, thats pretty good, I like that! At least _I_ got something out of this thread!

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**Author:** ![milroyj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@milroyj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/milroyj)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2004, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/r-i-p-mary-jo/255738/58 "2004-07-19T02:07:26Z")

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> [@Diogenes the Cynic](#):
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> Mr. Skakel is currently doing 20 to life at the MacDougall Correctional Institution in Connecticut.

Good for him, then. Too bad it wasn’t in Texas, where he could face the death penalty.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2004, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/r-i-p-mary-jo/255738/59 "2004-07-19T02:08:18Z")

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> [@milroyj](#):
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> C’mon Rick, you’re smarter than that. Like sober people routinely drive off of bridges, and leave their passengers to drown.

Sober people have accidents all the time. I’m also sure that more than a few panicky, narcissitic assholes would probably put self-preservation- including political self-preservation- ahead of reporting such an incident in a timely manner.

there is no evidence that TK was drunk or that the accident itself was a result of negligence or malice on his part. He is fair game for not calling the cops, perhaps even for not trying to save the girl, but calling hm a “murderer” is nonsense.

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> BTW, do you accept that Laura Bush is a murderer because of her traffic accident?

No one has said that she _is_ a murderer. We just said she killed a guy.

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**Author:** ![leander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bcef8e/32.png) [@leander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leander)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2004, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/r-i-p-mary-jo/255738/60 "2004-07-19T02:09:24Z")

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Is there no end to your stupidity?

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