# R-R-R-R! Power Tools and the Big "O"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/r-r-r-r-power-tools-and-the-big-o/141720>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 10, 2002, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/r-r-r-r-power-tools-and-the-big-o/141720 "2002-12-10T05:38:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Washte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/dc4da7/32.png) [@Washte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Washte)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2002, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/r-r-r-r-power-tools-and-the-big-o/141720/41 "2002-12-22T12:13:17Z")

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> \*Originally posted by tracer \*  
> So, then, I take it that when you set up the logs on the fireplace for a nice romantic fire, you **don’t** light them…

Unfortunately we don’t have a fireplace ☹

If we did, the fireplace would be filled to the brim and set ablaze. I was always the weird one when we went camping - I’d chop the wood, build the fire, and the smoke always found me (revenge or a gift from the spirits??). The feel and smell of the wood - the dynamics of it all just amazes me.

Your house sounds fantastic **LurkMeister**. Perhaps one day you will be able to get that woodowrking room finished.

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**Author:** ![Washte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/dc4da7/32.png) [@Washte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Washte)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2002, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/r-r-r-r-power-tools-and-the-big-o/141720/42 "2002-12-22T12:36:20Z")

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**Rico** , is **cadolphin** getting a lovely powertool for Chrimbo?? 😃

_Go ahead baby, hang my stocking!_  
**VROOM WHIR VROOM**  
_‘O’ overload! AAAHHH ::feints::_

😉

Lucky you!

Happy holidays!

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**Author:** ![cadolphin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c37758/32.png) [@cadolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cadolphin)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2002, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/r-r-r-r-power-tools-and-the-big-o/141720/43 "2002-12-26T05:56:42Z")

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Strange woman here…🙂

The highlight of Christmas day was _not_ opening presents or eatting, but helping **Rico** use the power screwdriver to remove the case on his harddrive so he could put in his new cd-rw Santa brought him. 😃

Also, I discovered Sister number 1 loves power tools AND sister in law loves power tools too.

oh, what a WONDERFUL day!!!

OWWWWWW

:D:D:D

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**Author:** ![Danalan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@Danalan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danalan)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2002, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/r-r-r-r-power-tools-and-the-big-o/141720/44 "2002-12-26T17:56:58Z")

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Ahem. In support of the spirit of giving, I offer the ladies of this thread this list:

What I got for Christmas

12-inch Compound Miter Saw  
10-inch Portable Table Saw  
Bench Sander - Combination 5-inch Disk, 4x36-inch Belt  
12-volt Cordless Kit, with Drill, Finish Sander, and Jigsaw  
9-gallon Wet/Dry Vac

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**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2002, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/r-r-r-r-power-tools-and-the-big-o/141720/45 "2002-12-26T18:00:05Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Washte \*  
> _ **’O’ overload! AAAHHH ::feints::** _

She feints to the left and delivers a quick riposte! _Touché!_

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**Author:** ![Washte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/dc4da7/32.png) [@Washte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Washte)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2002, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/r-r-r-r-power-tools-and-the-big-o/141720/46 "2002-12-26T19:19:57Z")

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> \*Originally posted by tracer \*  
> \*\*She feints to the left and delivers a quick riposte! _Touché!_ \*\*

All I have to say for myself is… DOH!:smack:

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2002, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/r-r-r-r-power-tools-and-the-big-o/141720/47 "2002-12-26T23:36:46Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Rico \*  
> \*\*Sorry, **Jake** , this one’s gonna last.
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> Might I suggest an evening out at Home Depot?
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> Hang around the power tools section and look for the ladies with a glow on their face. \*\*

Of course, you do know that Home Depot is a.k.a. Lesbian Central, right? If you see _two_ women with that look, back away slowly.

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