# Rabbi married Ashton Kutcher and his Mom...Err, I mean Demi Moore!

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**Created:** [September 26, 2005, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rabbi-married-ashton-kutcher-and-his-mom-err-i-mean-demi-moore/323538 "2005-09-26T18:43:39Z")\
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**Author:** ![Phlosphr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@Phlosphr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlosphr)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2005, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rabbi-married-ashton-kutcher-and-his-mom-err-i-mean-demi-moore/323538/1 "2005-09-26T18:43:39Z")

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Ok I knew they were dating. But I had no idea they were [Married](http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/09/26/earlyshow/leisure/celebspot/main884576.shtml) now! The age difference of 15 years is not that bad - I’ve seen worse. But they do not appear to be a match made in heaven. I cannot even put words to it, it’s just that something doesn’t seem right?? Anyone else think so? Or do y’all think this is the perfect Hollywood match?

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**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2005, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rabbi-married-ashton-kutcher-and-his-mom-err-i-mean-demi-moore/323538/2 "2005-09-26T18:53:00Z")

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I’ve heard rumors that Kutcher lies about his age and that 15 is really closer to 9.

No cite at the moment though.

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**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2005, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rabbi-married-ashton-kutcher-and-his-mom-err-i-mean-demi-moore/323538/3 "2005-09-26T19:18:22Z")

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Yes I think this is the perfect Hollywood match…I can’t think of a match that would be more Hollywood.

Although…considering I didn’t see it plastered all of the tabloids maybe they’re not being a Hollywood couple. Perhaps they’re actually fond of each other. I hope they’re very happy…I guess since Dan Savage is spoken for Ashton had to settle.  
(Oh and, it might be my XX chromosomes talking but I can’t get any more weirded out by the 15 {and/or 9} year difference than I would be by the very common age difference in the other gender direction. Of course I am weirder out by anyone wanted to marry Demi Moore, but that’s just me.)