# Rabbit season. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 12, 2014, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rabbit-season/698310 "2014-09-12T17:25:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![vd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b19c9b/32.png) [@vd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vd)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2014, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rabbit-season/698310/41 "2014-09-13T14:13:56Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > I hates rabbits! If there’s anything I hates more than rabbits, it’s _more_ rabbits! ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2014, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rabbit-season/698310/42 "2014-09-13T14:17:38Z")
Well it ain’t exactly what I’d call right-- There’s no taters. ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2014, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rabbit-season/698310/43 "2014-09-13T16:01:13Z")
We’re gonna have roast rabbit! We’re gonna have roast rabbit! ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2014, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rabbit-season/698310/44 "2014-09-13T17:21:08Z")
_sigh_ Do you want to shoot me now, or wait 'til you get home? ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2014, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rabbit-season/698310/45 "2014-09-13T19:54:48Z")
Fire! ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2014, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rabbit-season/698310/46 "2014-09-13T19:57:38Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > Well it ain’t exactly what I’d call right-- There’s no taters. taters? what’s taters, precious? ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2014, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rabbit-season/698310/47 "2014-09-13T21:06:16Z")
They go with cawwots. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2014, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rabbit-season/698310/48 "2014-09-13T21:41:04Z")
> [@simster](#): > > taters? what’s taters, precious? Po-ta-toes. The Gaffer’s delight \*, and rare good ballast for an empty belly. - I knew someone once who hoped one day to develop a potato variety he could call "Gaffer’s Delight ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2014, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rabbit-season/698310/49 "2014-09-13T21:49:08Z")
Kill the Waabbit! Kill the Rabbit?.. ---
**Author:** ![Saintly\_Loser](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saintly_loser/32/4045_2.png) [@Saintly\_Loser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saintly_Loser)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2014, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rabbit-season/698310/50 "2014-09-13T22:15:34Z")
I’ve been trying to reverse engineer a rabbit dish I had a while ago that was absolutely wonderful. It was essentially rabbit cooked in a pressure cooker with a mustard-based sauce. I’ve come close, but I haven’t hit the nail on the head yet. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2014, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rabbit-season/698310/51 "2014-09-13T22:21:52Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Kill the Waabbit! > > Kill the Rabbit?.. With your speaw and magic helmet? ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2014, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rabbit-season/698310/52 "2014-09-13T22:24:37Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > With your speaw and magic helmet? As made by the Acme Corporation. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2014, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rabbit-season/698310/53 "2014-09-13T22:27:04Z")
> [@Saintly\_Loser](#): > > I’ve been trying to reverse engineer a rabbit dish I had a while ago that was absolutely wonderful. > > It was essentially rabbit cooked in a pressure cooker with a mustard-based sauce. I’ve come close, but I haven’t hit the nail on the head yet. Watch those pressure cookers. Sometimes there can be an Earth-shattering kaboom! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2014, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rabbit-season/698310/54 "2014-09-13T23:39:40Z")
Of course you know, this means war. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2014, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rabbit-season/698310/55 "2014-09-13T23:44:48Z")
> [@simster](#): > > taters? what’s taters, precious? You’re unfamiliar with Tater Tots? ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2014, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rabbit-season/698310/56 "2014-09-14T00:28:22Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > You’re unfamiliar with Tater Tots? no, no by gollum I’m not. ---
**Author:** ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2014, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rabbit-season/698310/57 "2014-09-14T00:31:25Z")
> [@Leaffan](#): > > Watch those pressure cookers. > > Sometimes there can be an Earth-shattering kaboom! I know this defies the laws of thermodynamics, but you see, I never studied law. ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2014, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rabbit-season/698310/58 "2014-09-14T04:45:46Z")
Air brakes! ---
**Author:** ![Dale\_Sams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/779978/32.png) [@Dale\_Sams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dale_Sams)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2014, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rabbit-season/698310/59 "2014-09-14T04:49:27Z")
You all must meet the most innnnnnteresting monsters. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2014, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rabbit-season/698310/60 "2014-09-14T14:50:10Z")
_BAM_ Arise, Sir Loin of Beef! _BAM_ Arise, Earl of Cloves! _BAM_ Arise, Duke of Brittingham! _BAM_ Arise, Baron of Münchhausen! _BAM_ Arise, Essence of Myrrh! _BAM_ Milk of Magnesia! _BAM_ Quarter of Ten! Got lots of stamina! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rabbit-season/698310.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rabbit-season/698310.md?page=4)