# Rabbit season.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rabbit-season/698310>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 12, 2014, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rabbit-season/698310 "2014-09-12T17:25:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2014, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rabbit-season/698310/61 "2014-09-14T16:19:35Z")

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This is going to cause more confusion than a mouse in a burlesque show!\*  
\*Hoo-Hah! Where BURLESQUE?

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2014, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rabbit-season/698310/62 "2014-09-14T20:22:29Z")

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> [@Leaffan](#):
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> Sometimes there can be an Earth-shattering kaboom!

That rabbit’s dynamite!

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**Author:** ![MacLir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9e8a1a/32.png) [@MacLir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacLir)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rabbit-season/698310/63 "2014-09-15T15:17:47Z")

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A bit of subtlety that the cartoons slipped in:

You know how Elmer Fudd is always the _butt_ of Bugs’ tricks?

Turns out the definition of “fud” is essentially “a rabbit’s butt.” :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rabbit-season/698310/64 "2014-09-15T15:27:13Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> It’s baseball season, of course.

What’s your recipe for baseballs? Mine are always a little tough, even though I’m really careful not to overcook them. Maybe I’m using the wrong marinade?

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**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rabbit-season/698310/65 "2014-09-15T15:53:16Z")

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> [@RTFirefly](#):
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> What’s your recipe for baseballs? Mine are always a little tough, even though I’m really careful not to overcook them. Maybe I’m using the wrong marinade?

Have you considered a slow-cooker?

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**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rabbit-season/698310/66 "2014-09-15T17:27:51Z")

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> [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](#):
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> Have you considered a slow-cooker?

Keep your marinade. I like lemonade.😛

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**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rabbit-season/698310/67 "2014-09-15T18:39:52Z")

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It’s always nice to hear from the boys in the chorus. (This was today’s Threadspotting, we hope you like our show.)

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rabbit-season/698310/68 "2014-09-15T19:59:56Z")

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Th-th-th-th-th-that’s all folks!

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rabbit-season/698310/69 "2014-09-15T20:02:32Z")

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> [@TubaDiva](#):
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> It’s always nice to hear from the boys in the chorus. (This was today’s Threadspotting, we hope you like our show.)

At last, the recognition I’ve so richly deserved for so long!

I’d like to thank the little people who contributed to this thread. I couldn’t have made it any easier for you with the obvious title and you didn’t let me down.

Please help yourselves to the chips and dip in the reception area, but be sure to clear out by 5pm or I’ll sick the dogs on you.

😉

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rabbit-season/698310/70 "2014-09-15T20:03:16Z")

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It’s sick dog season!

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rabbit-season/698310/71 "2014-09-15T20:14:16Z")

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Why for you bury me in the cold, cold ground?

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**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rabbit-season/698310/72 "2014-09-16T04:54:50Z")

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What a gull i bull.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rabbit-season/698310/73 "2014-09-16T14:32:38Z")

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Don’t you worry, never fear: Robin Hood will soon be here.

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**Author:** ![Elemenopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b5e925/32.png) [@Elemenopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elemenopy)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rabbit-season/698310/74 "2014-09-17T05:58:40Z")

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OP, that sounds like a scarrumptious fricassee.

[Here’s one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtlaTqw7MIU) I’d like to try, with lots of mushrooms.

Ain’t I a stinker?

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rabbit-season/698310/75 "2014-09-17T12:23:35Z")

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> [@Shakes](#):
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> Ha! _Pronoun_ trouble.

Damn, you beat me to it.

But speaking to the OP, I’m going to forward the recipe to my sister. Once each year she cooks rabbit for her mother-in-law, usually on St. David’s day due to Welsh heritage.

> [@Johnny\_Q](#):
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> Why for you bury me in the cold, cold ground?

You know, when I was very little, I was actually scared of him

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rabbit-season/698310/76 "2014-09-17T14:22:54Z")

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> [@Baker](#):
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> But speaking to the OP, I’m going to forward the recipe to my sister. Once each year she cooks rabbit for her mother-in-law, usually on St. David’s day due to Welsh heritage.

That’s Welsh _Rarebit_. 🙂

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**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rabbit-season/698310/77 "2014-09-17T14:38:38Z")

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> [@Baker](#):
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> Damn, you beat me to it.
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> But speaking to the OP, I’m going to forward the recipe to my sister. Once each year she cooks rabbit for her mother-in-law, usually on St. David’s day due to Welsh heritage.
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> You know, when I was very little, I was actually scared of him

Did you know Daffy beat the crap out of him–over one dollar?

“I may be a coward-- but I’m a \* greedy \* little coward!”

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**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rabbit-season/698310/78 "2014-09-17T14:44:11Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> At last, the recognition I’ve so richly deserved for so long!
> 
> I’d like to thank the little people who contributed to this thread. I couldn’t have made it any easier for you with the obvious title and you didn’t let me down.
> 
> Please help yourselves to the chips and dip in the reception area, but be sure to clear out by 5pm or I’ll sick the dogs on you.
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> 😉

This kind of reminds me of the episode of Cheers, at Woody ’ s wedding, with the two vicious Dobermans outside (like The Lads who terrorized Magnum).  
Carla got so mad at being pushed out of the room she made those dogs run like scared rabbits!

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rabbit-season/698310/79 "2014-09-17T15:54:55Z")

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Not meant for anyone, just posting:

What a tah-rah-rah-GOON-dee-ay!

What an ultra-ma-ROON!

What an im-BESS-ile!  
I’m rich! I’m a wealthy miser!

I’m socially secure!

I’m comfortably well off!

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rabbit-season/698310/80 "2014-09-17T16:00:25Z")

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I haven’t had this much fun since the boys came back from Gettysburg.

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