His usage of “ax” seems to be another indication of his racial, uh, leanings.
Far be it from me to defend a racist - which this guy most definitely is - but I think you’re teeing off on the wrong softball. I parsed that particular phrase as a play on “The Great Divide” with him inserting “racial/social” as the target of the metaphor.
I enjoyed the part where he claims to be a former English teacher.
“Former”, is probably the key word there.
You’re on. (or were you just saying that?)
Loser has to serve the winner donuts.
With coffee.
On Sunday.
Dressed as a Panamanian. Or, did I miss something?
I think the police officer is behaving like a racist idiot, but I’m not characterizing him as one.
On second thought, I think he is a racist idiot.
Or to Mr. Logic either. Perhaps he attended the Sarah Palin School of Rhetoric, Cross Building and Moose Dressing.
Notice how he works the military and our freedoms in there.
Did you mean Cross Climbing?
Freedoms and borders. Won’t somebody think of the borders?!
If you don’t do something to keep your freedoms in, they could escape!
You may be right - I’m on painkillers this week, so my parsing might not be clear.
What is “great divide” a reference or allusion to?
I think it means the Rocky Mountains.
Are we allowed to bet actual cash money on here? If so, I will send you ten bucks if they don’t settle, and you have to send me 12 donuts if it does? 
The next? Try every.
Also to be appearing in any excessive use of force hearing considering his pepper spray comment.
If he somehow manages to not be fired, the department defense counsel will just keep a stack of motion to suppress filings on hand covering that bit of evidence.