# Rachel Ray: terrorist **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 28, 2008, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rachel-ray-terrorist/450942 "2008-05-28T22:15:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Merkwurdigliebe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/74df32/32.png) [@Merkwurdigliebe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merkwurdigliebe)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rachel-ray-terrorist/450942/21 "2008-05-28T23:35:44Z")
Boy those conservatives! They sure as hell are endearing attacking such crazy lunatic liberals like…Rachel Ray? Seriously…Rachel Ray is many things and I could personally come up with a lot of things that I don’t like about her, but she’s harmless. This is pure idiocy. ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rachel-ray-terrorist/450942/22 "2008-05-28T23:53:17Z")
Michelle Malkin is hot. ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rachel-ray-terrorist/450942/23 "2008-05-28T23:55:18Z")
Fucking retarded. Rachel Ray has an annoying voice that I find oddly sexy. ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rachel-ray-terrorist/450942/24 "2008-05-28T23:56:43Z")
[QUOTE=Just Some Guy] Shoot, I was hoping Rachael Ray would finally be put on the no fly list and that anyone who says “Evoo” would get sent straight to Guantanamo. [/QUOTE] What does Evoo even mean? ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rachel-ray-terrorist/450942/25 "2008-05-28T23:59:34Z")
[QUOTE=mswas] What does Evoo even mean? [/QUOTE] If you’re serious, it’s an acronym for Extra Virgin Olive Oil. ---
**Author:** ![Harriet\_the\_Spry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e56c9b/32.png) [@Harriet\_the\_Spry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harriet_the_Spry)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rachel-ray-terrorist/450942/26 "2008-05-29T00:07:48Z")
Maybe DD just realized that the scarf looks totally dorky with that outfit? Because as fashion it does look like a crime against humanity. ---
**Author:** ![Dumbguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@Dumbguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dumbguy)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rachel-ray-terrorist/450942/27 "2008-05-29T00:10:51Z")
I always thought of virginity as a binary. What makes something ‘extra’ virgin? ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rachel-ray-terrorist/450942/28 "2008-05-29T00:34:43Z")
[QUOTE=Astroboy14] Michelle Malkin is hot. [/QUOTE] You fucking kidding me? She’s barely more palatable than Ann Coulter. ---
**Author:** ![VarlosZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d78d45/32.png) [@VarlosZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VarlosZ)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rachel-ray-terrorist/450942/29 "2008-05-29T00:37:28Z")
[QUOTE=Dumbguy] I always thought of virginity as a binary. What makes something ‘extra’ virgin? [/QUOTE] No handjobs. And Michelle Malkin hasn’t a brain in her head. ---
**Author:** ![Slacker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Slacker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slacker)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rachel-ray-terrorist/450942/30 "2008-05-29T00:38:15Z")
[QUOTE=Captain Carrot] You fucking kidding me? She’s barely more palatable than Ann Coulter. [/QUOTE] Whoa now, hold on there. I agree Michelle Malkin is hideous, but at least she’s a woman. ---
**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rachel-ray-terrorist/450942/31 "2008-05-29T00:49:40Z")
To be fair, there are actual keffiyehs worn (and that look) like that. But still, to say that it’s a sign of, or encouragement of, anything whatsoever is idiotic to the nth degree. I mean, at least the Che t-shirts actually SHOWED CHE ON THEM. ---
**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rachel-ray-terrorist/450942/32 "2008-05-29T01:16:17Z")
I think it’s a form of terrorism to bring up terrorism unnecessarily. I’m beyond tired of it. ---
**Author:** ![Martha\_Medea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/43a26b/32.png) [@Martha\_Medea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martha_Medea)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rachel-ray-terrorist/450942/33 "2008-05-29T01:29:18Z")
When I was in high school in Israel in the late 1970s some of my fellow students wore keffiyehs, so what’s the big deal? ---
**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rachel-ray-terrorist/450942/34 "2008-05-29T01:33:29Z")
[QUOTE=Two and a Half Inches of Fun] According to Wikipedia this might be seen as a symbol of solidarity with the Palestinian cause: [/QUOTE] Which might be something if she wasn’t Italian. [Rachel. Annoying as they come, but Og help me, I dig her.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rachael_Ray) This is so stupid that the word stupid has filed suit with the FCC to stop being used to describe this incident. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rachel-ray-terrorist/450942/35 "2008-05-29T01:50:48Z")
Someone commenting on a _La Presse_ blog said, Heaven help Michelle Malkin if she ever comes to Quebec in the wintertime. So many scarves her brain will explode. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rachel-ray-terrorist/450942/36 "2008-05-29T02:11:03Z")
Choose your snarky comment: A: [QUOTE=matt\_mcl] Someone commenting on a _La Presse_ blog said, Heaven help Michelle Malkin if she ever comes to Quebec in the wintertime. So many scarves her brain will explode. [/QUOTE] Quick! Let’s take up a collection to send her to Quebec this January! B: [QUOTE=matt\_mcl] Someone commenting on a _La Presse_ blog said, Heaven help Michelle Malkin if she ever comes to Quebec in the wintertime. So many scarves her brain will explode. [/QUOTE] That’d have as much firepower as a wet firecracker. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rachel-ray-terrorist/450942/37 "2008-05-29T02:34:22Z")
[QUOTE=VarlosZ] No handjobs… [/QUOTE] Oh, a Baylor girl! Everytime I see MM, I am reminded of the mid-60’s snackfood, Screaming Yellow Zonkers. ---
**Author:** ![Two\_and\_a\_Half\_Inches\_of\_Fun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea666f/32.png) [@Two\_and\_a\_Half\_Inches\_of\_Fun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_and_a_Half_Inches_of_Fun)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rachel-ray-terrorist/450942/38 "2008-05-29T02:36:06Z")
[QUOTE=elucidator] Oh, a Baylor girl! Everytime I see MM, I am reminded of the mid-60’s snackfood, Screaming Yellow Zonkers. [/QUOTE] And the racism starts. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rachel-ray-terrorist/450942/39 "2008-05-29T02:40:30Z")
[QUOTE=Two and a Half Inches of Fun] And the racism starts. [/QUOTE] Followed immediately by the hypersentive offenderatti. ---
**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rachel-ray-terrorist/450942/40 "2008-05-29T02:48:54Z")
[QUOTE=Simplicio] Or the Australian armed forces [/QUOTE] That’s even worse! 😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rachel-ray-terrorist/450942.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rachel-ray-terrorist/450942.md?page=3)