# Rachel Ray: terrorist **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 28, 2008, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rachel-ray-terrorist/450942 "2008-05-28T22:15:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Grossbottom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ba8739/32.png) [@Grossbottom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grossbottom)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2008, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rachel-ray-terrorist/450942/101 "2008-05-30T14:16:44Z")
[QUOTE=Q.E.D.] What color is the sky in your world? [/QUOTE] The sky is always the color of awesome in slut world. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2008, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rachel-ray-terrorist/450942/102 "2008-05-30T14:18:09Z")
[QUOTE=Q.E.D.] So, you can’t get smart, sober women to do you and I’m wrong on multiple levels? What color is the sky in your world? [/QUOTE] You still haven’t told us how often you get laid. Until we have that information, we can’t decide whether or not you were right. > [@](#): > > Originally Posted by Q.E.D. > Stupid women are decidedly not hot. No matter what they look like. > > ETA: The same goes for men, I’m sure. I really wouldn’t know. Wouldn’t it be ineffably cool if you were actually right about something? ---
**Author:** ![stolichnaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bcef8e/32.png) [@stolichnaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stolichnaya)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2008, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rachel-ray-terrorist/450942/103 "2008-05-30T14:53:44Z")
“Often” is a poor measure. Any fool can “get laid” “often” if he lowers his standards enough. In any event it seems like what is being discussed is not “hotness” but likelihood of sexual success- which is certainly increased if the target is intoxicated and needy. That can’t be denied. Will I need to list how often I get my ass laid in order to justify this comment? I am getting laid RIGHT NOW! ---
**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2008, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rachel-ray-terrorist/450942/104 "2008-05-30T15:04:56Z")
[QUOTE=stolichnaya] “Often” is a poor measure. Any fool can “get laid” “often” if he lowers his standards enough. [/QUOTE] Sadly, looking back on my single time, that was not true. While I didn’t have the money to try, I was doing so poorly with the ladies that a $2 crack whore would have turned me down. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2008, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rachel-ray-terrorist/450942/105 "2008-05-30T16:17:35Z")
[QUOTE=Scumpup] Wouldn’t it be ineffably cool if you were actually right about something? [/QUOTE] I don’t know about you, but my opinions on my own personal preferences are always right. They can’t be otherwise. ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2008, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rachel-ray-terrorist/450942/106 "2008-05-30T16:18:42Z")
[http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&hs=vzR&q=rachel+ray+photos&revid=137719346&resnum=0&um=1&ie=UTF-8](http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&hs=vzR&q=rachel+ray+photos&revid=137719346&resnum=0&um=1&ie=UTF-8) Fear this woman. She is dangerous. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2008, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rachel-ray-terrorist/450942/107 "2008-05-30T16:21:15Z")
Which I guess isn’t newsworthy. But today is special. If you take what Michelle Malkin normally says and compare it to what a normal person says, this week’s Michelle Malkin would be that stupid in comparison to what Michelle Malkin usually says. Hyperstupid? Metastupid? The English language isn’t prepared to describe this never before encountered level of stupidity. So let us coin a new word and say that this week Malkin malkined. You’d like details? [Here](http://www.newsday.com/business/ny-0k1lofia20080529120224,0,3640943.photo) is the new Dunkin’ Donut ad featuring the disturbingly perky Racheal Ray. As you can see this ad hates America. What? You can’t see it? C’mon, it’s plain as day! Okay, I’ll give you a hint. Look at what Ray’s wearing around her neck. That’s right! It’s a scarf! JUST LIKE THE SCARFS THAT ISLAMOFASCIST TERRORISTS WEAR!!! Well, okay, it’s not exactly like those scarfs. But it’s sort of similar if you squint. Close enough anyway. So it’s a proven fact that Rachael Ray and Dunkin’ Donuts are in league to promote terrorism. STOP LAUGHING DAMMIT!!! Okay, I’m not saying it right. I let Malkin explain in her own words: > [@](#): > > The keffiyeh, for the clueless, is the traditional scarf of Arab men that has come to symbolize murderous Palestinian jihad. Popularized by Yasser Arafat and a regular adornment of Muslim terrorists appearing in beheading and hostage-taking videos, the apparel has been mainstreamed by both ignorant (and not-so-ignorant) fashion designers, celebrities, and left-wing icons. Michelle Malkin: She speaks for the clueless. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2008, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rachel-ray-terrorist/450942/108 "2008-05-30T16:22:17Z")
[Film at 11](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=469726). ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2008, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rachel-ray-terrorist/450942/109 "2008-05-30T16:37:40Z")
When you bake apple pie, the terrorists win. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2008, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rachel-ray-terrorist/450942/110 "2008-05-30T16:49:45Z")
[QUOTE=Little Nemo] So it’s a proven fact that Rachael Ray and Dunkin’ Donuts are in league to promote terrorism. [/QUOTE] If you’re going to call someone stupid, you shouldn’t misquote them. As dumb as she me be, that’s not at all what she said. Also, if you’re going to call someone else stupid, you might check and see if there is already a thread on this subject that is active. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2008, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rachel-ray-terrorist/450942/111 "2008-05-30T17:12:14Z")
[QUOTE=Mosier] You are wrong on so many levels. Dumb chicks gain +1 on the “1 to 10” scale for every 10 points below average they are on the IQ scale. Drunkenness adds an additional +1, and vulnerability increases the threshhold from 10 to 15. A dumb, drunk, vulnerable chick is a “drop everything and do her NOW” situation. [/QUOTE] Wow, sounds like a game of Dungeons and Dragons. “I’ve got a +4 Bimbo of Panty Dropping!” “My Bimbo is only +3, but she’s +5 vs. Jaegershots!” ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2008, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rachel-ray-terrorist/450942/112 "2008-05-30T17:20:29Z")
[QUOTE=Miller] Wow, sounds like a game of Dungeons and Dragons. “I’ve got a +4 Bimbo of Panty Dropping!” “My Bimbo is only +3, but she’s +5 vs. Jaegershots!” [/QUOTE] Only a doper could take a conversation about banging drunk, dumb girls and turn it into a D&D reference. Bunch of damn geeks. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2008, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rachel-ray-terrorist/450942/113 "2008-05-30T18:00:13Z")
> [@](#): > > If you’re going to call someone stupid, you shouldn’t misquote them. I called her stupid and I quoted her. With Malkin, that’s easily done. > [@](#): > > As dumb as she me be, that’s not at all what she said. No, actually that is what she said. That’s how a quote works. > [@](#): > > Also, if you’re going to call someone else stupid, you might check and see if there is already a thread on this subject that is active. Okay, there is another thread on this. I guess I caught some contact stupid from Malkin exposure. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2008, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rachel-ray-terrorist/450942/114 "2008-05-30T18:45:22Z")
[QUOTE=Little Nemo] No, actually that is what she said. That’s how a quote works. [/QUOTE] Only that’s not a quote from her. No question that she’s stupid, but the words you quoted didn’t come from her, they are the editorial comments addressing what she said. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2008, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rachel-ray-terrorist/450942/115 "2008-05-30T18:49:22Z")
I’ve merged **Little Nemo** ’s new thread into this one. ---
**Author:** ![Ensign\_Edison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ab992/32.png) [@Ensign\_Edison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ensign_Edison)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2008, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rachel-ray-terrorist/450942/116 "2008-05-30T19:06:16Z")
[QUOTE=D\_Odds] Sadly, looking back on my single time, that was not true. \*\* While I didn’t have the money to try\*\*, I was doing so poorly with the ladies that a **$2** crack whore would have turned me down. [/QUOTE] Yeah, for some reason, “Hey, can you buy me a drink?” just doesn’t work that well as a pickup line. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2008, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rachel-ray-terrorist/450942/117 "2008-05-31T00:34:22Z")
[QUOTE=Really Not All That Bright] When you bake apple pie, the terrorists win. [/QUOTE] They’re afraid she’ll fire her 1920’s style Raycha-Ray\*. \*“Next time, on Raycha-Ray…” ---
**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2008, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rachel-ray-terrorist/450942/118 "2008-05-31T01:23:12Z")
[QUOTE=Q.E.D.] Followed immediately by the hypersentive offenderatti. [/QUOTE] Maybe so, but one of Malkin’s favorite strategies is to point out (usually extremist) insults of her that include her race and/or gender and use it to “demonstrate” just how sexist and racist her opponents are - and, of course, Republicans are the FARTHEST thing from either! They’re the party that freed the slaves, don’t you know! And frankly, I was mildly uncomfortable with **elucidator’s** post myself. It DOES seem to be a direct hit against her race. I’d love to be wrong, of course, but even if I am, why give people like her more ammunition? ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2008, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rachel-ray-terrorist/450942/119 "2008-05-31T20:57:12Z")
[QUOTE=Mosier] A dumb, drunk, vulnerable chick is a “drop everything and do her NOW” situation. [/QUOTE] Stay classy, **Mosier**. ---
**Author:** ![Triskadecamus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b19c9b/32.png) [@Triskadecamus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Triskadecamus)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2008, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rachel-ray-terrorist/450942/120 "2008-05-31T21:27:47Z")
So, I guess donuts are ultraconservative lunatic fringe food, huh? Tris [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rachel-ray-terrorist/450942.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rachel-ray-terrorist/450942.md?page=7)